Road Trip

Work is stressful. All the awful coworkers, long hours, and tedious tasks make it draining. Home life isn't any better. The kids are busy with school, and my wife's constant nagging wears me thin. Even the bathroom, which used to be my sanctuary, isn't safe anymore.Every time I sit on the toilet, I hear a hissing sound, and then there's a snake in the bowl. My ass cheeks have come close to being bitten by a snake so many times. I'm convinced these snakes have an ass fetish. Thankfully, we're on a road trip to a safe place to relax. My wife sure is looking forward to it."I'm so excited, honey! Aren't you? Finally, we won't have to listen to those annoying neighbours," my wife said enthusiastically while driving the car."I just hope there aren't any snakes."My wife then slowed down the car. "Um... honey... there are actually a lot of snakes in the place we're going.""NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" "Lots of rattlesnakes" ."AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"