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Pub owned by the sin of sloth

The sin of sloth has a pub that connects all realities etc.

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The plot thickens

Acedia is currently located in his pub creating stuff and doing some final touches.

Acedia: "Yeah looks good. Now to Bob's weaponry. Well just give him Kylos lightsabre. Kylo sucks, but his lightsabre is sick. Yeah good enough." And then Acedia stopped creating...stuff and teleported back to the Naboo ship with a smile on his face. The moment they land on Tatooine he will change outfits and slay some bitches.

After Acedia, he wasn't on the Naboo ship. No, he was in plain white nothingness...again! When Acedia turned around to try to orientate he saw something unexpected. An old man. An old man, who seemed familiar. He thought about this old geezer for some seconds till he realized who it was. It was God, but not in his weird rap outfit. He had a T-Shirt saying God and his hair wasn't looking like Albert Einstein's, no it looked a little bit like that pic of Grandpa Universe. Great novel btw.

God: "Hi there Acedia. Great to meet you in private."

Acedia: "OMG, you don't look like a failed rapper anymore. Holy shit you look really good. Though I have to say the shirt looks like someone made it in 20 seconds with the help of paint 3d."

God: "Thanks I guess... let's be serious here."

Acedia: "I am all ears."

God: "You see Acedia. Imagine a world {at this moment the white nothingness change to the bird's vision of Eden or sth} with no war, no pollution, no useless deaths. A world that is perfect in every way.

But you were once human. What do all worlds look like in truth? No matter how colorful, beautiful or pure any world looks, every world has a dark part and often I hear questions being realized like how a good God could allow the existence of evil and suffering in the world. Why didn't I create happy worlds? The problem is...I created perfect worlds. Worlds with no war, no evil, no suffering. The only Imperfect creation...are the Mortals.

{The scenery changes to a bird view of a beautiful place, but in time-lapse it turns to night and day and night and day. Then in mere seconds, Humans started appearing. Destroying the beautiful place, building a medieval city, in mere seconds the medieval city expanded and expanded and started more and more looking like a city from today, Co2 is getting thrown into the atmosphere, murders happening on the streets of the bustling city, poor people withering away. Then the Point of view changed to a point of the satellites should have on earth. There are many trails of fire in the air flying from one country to another. Those trails explode in huge explosions, cities vanish and everything gets destroyed.}

Acedia: "Why are you showing me this?"

God: "The only way to make my creation perfect...is to change the humans. To change the Mortals I need your help. You don't even have to do anything and I will even give you something in return...what do you say?"

Acedia: "This is suspicious as fuck."

God: "I know it must seem like that. But the deal is this. I will change your course from death if you aren't lazy. Too you get more and more lazy over time. All I get from this is a favor.

Acedia: [Alright this would be awesome all my restrictions would fall away, but let's play safe and add something to this deal.] "Okay...but I want to add one thing to the favor par {God face visibly hardened he didn't like where this is going} I want to add that the favor that I will complete, isn't sth I don't want to do and by doing the favor I won't have any repercussions in the future. [that should be good enough]

God now smiled relieved: "Alright let's shake hands"

Acedia and God then dramatically shooked hands.

God: "Alright now your curse changed and you owe me a favor."

Acedia: "Yes, btw why do you walk around like a failed rapper in public, but like an absolute menace in private?"

God: "To fool my enemies of course those Idiots think I have dementia, hahaha. Anyway, I will teleport you on the Naboo ship. They already landed. Have fun Acedia."

Then Acedia vanished and God was alone in the nothingness.

God: "Finally! The first part of my plan has been completed! I can finally end my suffering!"

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The author here hope you liked the chapter. Many new mysteries and the plot thickens. I have many exciting plot twisty ideas, it's gonna be awesome. Also, remember that 2 Powerstone means 2 chapters. Yay! Also my dudes I will get a prize for my scientific papers and 200€. I failed my finals but at least I get invited into a program for geniuses. LOL