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Meanwhile

Hey Everyone I'm very sorry for not uploading, so two really big chapters today.

Obi-Wan is hoisting the hyperdrive out of a floor panel. Jar-Jar rushes up to him and falls to his knees.

Jar-Jar : Obi-Wan, sire, pleeese, no mesa go!

Obi-Wan: Sorry, Qui-Gon's right. You'll make things less obvious.

Jar-Jar walks back to R2 in the hallway as Qui-Gon enters the main area.

Obi-Wan: The Hyperdrive generator is gone. We will need a new

one.

Qui-Gon moves closer to Obi-Wan and speaks quietly to him.

Qui-Gon: Don't let them send ant transmissions. Be wary...I sense a disturbance in the Force.

Obi-Wan: I feel it also, Master.

Qui-Gon goes into the hallway to meet up with R2 and Jar-Jar. They head to the exit ramp, where, after the two left, Acedia just appeared with a quiet plop.

They start their trek across the desert toward the city of Mos Espa. In the

distance, a strange-looking caravan makes its way toward the spaceport.

Jar-Jar: Dis sun doen murder tada skin.

From the spaceship, Captain Panaka and Padme run toward them.

CAPT. Panaka: Wait!

Qui-Gon stops as they catch up. Padme is dressed in rough peasant garb.

CAPT. Panaka: Her Highness commands you to take her handmaiden with you. She wishes for her to observe the local...

Qui-Gon: No more commands from Her Highness today, Captain. This spaceport is not going to be pleasant...

CAPT. Panaka: The Queen wishes it. She is curious about this planet.

Padme: I've been trained in defense... I can take care of myself.

CAPT. Panaka: Don't make me go back and tell her you to refuse.

Qui-Gon: I don't have time to argue. But this is not a good idea. Stay close to me.

He gives Padme a stern look.

The little GROUP walks down the main street of Mos Espa. They pass

dangerous-looking citizens of all types. Padme looks around in awe at this

exotic environment.

Qui-Gon: ...moisture farms for the most part, but also a few indigenous

tribes and scavengers. The few spaceports like this one are havens for

those who do not wish to be found...

Padme: ....like us. Jar-Jar is in a constant state of panic.

R2 whistles along, with perfect confidence.

Jar-Jar: Dissen berry berry bad. (steps in ooze) Ooooh...icky...icky...goo.

The GROUP comes to a little plaza surrounded by several junk spaceship

dealers.

Qui-Gon: We'll try one of the smaller dealers.

They head for a little junk shop that has a huge pile of broken spaceships

stacked up behind it.

Qui-Gon, Jar-Jar, Padme, and R2 enter the dingy junk shop and are greeted by Watto, a pudgy blue alien who flies on short little wings like a hummingbird.

Watto : Hi chuba da naga? (What do you want?)

Qui-Gon: I need parts for a J-type 327 Nubian.

Watto: Ah yes, ah yes. Nubian. We have lots of that. What kinda junk?

Peedenkel! Naba dee unko (Boy, get in here! Now!)

Qui-Gon: My droid here has a readout of what I need.

A disheveled boy, Anakin Skywalker, runs in from the junkyard. He is about nine years old, dirty, and dressed in rags. Watto raises a hand, and Anakin flinches.

Watto: Coona tee-tocky malia? (What took you so long?)

Anakin: Mel tassa cho-passa... (I was cleaning the bin like

you...)

Watto: Chut-Chut! Ganda doe wallya. (Never mind! Watch the

store) Me dwana no bata. (I've got some selling to do here.) (to Gui-Gon)

Soooo, let me take- a thee out back. Ni you'll find what you need.

R2 and Qui-Gon follow Watto toward the junkyard, leaving JJar-Jar with Padme and the young boy Anakin. Jar-Jar picks up a gizmo, trying to figure out its purpose. Qui-Gon takes the part out of his hand and puts it back.

Qui-Gon: Don't touch anything.

Jar-Jar makes a rude face to Qui-Gon's back and sticks out his long tongue.

Anakin sits on the counter, pretending to clean a part, staring at Padme.

She is the most beautiful creature he has ever seen in his life. Padme is a

little embarrassed by his stare, but she musters up an amused smile. Finally, he gets the courage to speak.

Anakin: Are you an angel?

Padme: What?

Anakin: An angel. I've heard the deep space pilots talk about them. They are on the Moons of Iego I think. They are the most beautiful creatures in the universe. They are good and kind, and so pretty they make even the most hardened spice pirate cry.

Padme looks at him, not knowing what to say. Padme: I've never heard of angels.

Anakin: You must be one...maybe you just don't know it.

Padme: You're a funny little boy. How do you know so much?

Anakin: Since I was very little, three, I think. My Mom and I were sold to Gardulla the Hutt, but she lost us, betting on the Podraces, to Watto,

who's a lot better master than Gardulla, I think.

Padme: You're...a slave?

Anakin looks at Padme defiantly.

Anakin: I am a person! My name is Anakin.

Padme: I'm sorry. I don't fully understand. (looking around)This is a

strange world to me.

Anakin studies her *intensely*.

Anakin: You are a strange girl to me.

Jar-Jar pushes the nose on what appears to be a LITTLE DROID, and it

instantly comes to life, grows legs and arms, and starts marching around,

knocking over everything. Jar-Jar holds on but can't stop it.

Anakin: Hit the nose!

Jar-Jar hits the nose, and the DROID collapses back into its original

state. Anakin and Padme laugh. Anakin watches Padme straighten her hair.

Meanwhile with Qui-Gon

Watto reads a small portable monitor he is holding. He stands before a

hyperdrive.

Watto: ...Here it is...a T-14 hyperdrive generator!! Thee in luck, I'm the

only one hereabouts who has one...but thee might as well buy a new ship. It would be cheaper, I think...Saying of which, how's thee going to pay for all this?

Qui-Gon: I have 20,000 Republic dataries.

Watto: Republic credits?!? Republic credits are no good out here. I need

something more real...

Qui-Gon: I don't have anything else. (raising his hand) But credits will

do fine.

Watto: No they won'ta. Qui-Gon, using his mind power, waves his hand

again.

Qui-Gon: Credits will do fine.

Watto: No, they won'ta. What do you think you're some kinda Jedi, waving your hand around like that? I'm a Toydarian. Mind tricks don't work on me-only money. No money, no parts! No deal! And no one else has a T-14 hyperdrive, I promise you that.

Meanwhile2 with AnixPadme

Jar-Jar pulls a part out of a stack of parts to inspect it, and they all

come tumbling down. He struggles to catch them, only to knock more down.

Anakin and Padme are oblivious.

Anakin: ...wouldn't have lasted long if I weren't so good at fixing

things. I'm making my own droid...

Qui-Gon hurries into the shop, followed by R2. Qui-Gon: We're leaving, Jar-Jar follows Qui-Gon andPadme gives ANAKIN a loving look.

Padme: I'm glad I met you,....ah...

Anakin: ...Anakin.

Padme: Anakin.

Anakin: Anakin Skywalker.

Padme: Padme Naberrie.

Padme turns, and Anakin looks sad as he watches her leave.

Anakin: I'm glad I met you too.

Watto enters the junkyard, shaking his head.

Watto : (subtitled) Ootmians! Tinka me chasa hopoe ma booty na nolia.

(Outlanders! They think because we live so far from the center, we don't

know anything.)

Anakin: La lova num botaffa. (They seemed nice to me.)

Watto: Fweepa niaga. Tolpa da bunky dunko. (Clean the racks, then you

can go home.)

Anakin lets out a "Yipee" and runs out the back.

Qui-Gon, R2, Jar-Jar, and Padme have found a quiet spot between two buildings. The busy street beyond is filled with dangerous-looking

creatures. Qui-Gon is talking on his com-link, while Jar-Jar nervously

watches the street. Obi-Wan is in the main hold of the Naboo craft.

Qui-Gon: ...Obi-Wan, you're sure there isn't anything of value left on

board?

Obi-Wan : (V.O) A few containers of supplies, the Queen's wardrobe, maybe.

Not enough for you to barter with. Not in the amounts you're talking

about.

Qui-Gon: All right. Another solution will present itself. I'll check back.

Qui-Gon puts his comlink away and starts out into the main street. Jar-Jar grabs his arm.

Jar-Jar: Noah gain...da beings hereabouts cawazy. Wesa be robbed un

crunched.

Qui-Gon : Not likely. We have nothing of value, that's our problem.

Qui-Gon, Padme, Jar-Jar, and R2 move out into the street. Jar-Jar is walking behind the others. They walk by an outdoor cafe filled with a rough gang of aliens, one of which is especially ugly, Sebulba, a spider-like creature. Jar-Jar stops for a moment in front of a stall selling dead frogs hanging on a wire. He looks around to see if anyone is looking, then sticks out his tongue, and gets hold of one, pulling it into his mouth. Unfortunately, the frog is tied tightly to the wire. The vendor suddenly

appears.

Vendor: Hey, that will be seven trusts!!

Jar-Jar opens his mouth in surprise, and the frog snaps away, ricochets around the market, and lands in Sebulba's soup, splashing him. As Jar-Jar moves away from the VENDOR, Sebulba jumps up on the table and grabs the hapless Gungan.

Sebulba : Chuba!! (You!!)

Jar-Jar : Who, mesa??

Sebulba: Ni chuba na?? (Is this yours??)

Sebulba holds the frog up to the Gungan threateningly. SEVERAL OTHER

CREATURES start to gather. Sebulba shoves Jar-Jar to the ground. The Gungan desperately tries to scramble to safety.

Jar-Jar : (to himself) Why mesa always da one??

Anakin: Because you're afraid.

Jar-Jar turns to see Anakin pushing his way next to him. The boy stands up to Sebulba in a very self-assured way.

Anakin: (subtitled) Chess ko, Sebulba...Coo wolpa tooney rana. (Careful, Sebulba...This one's very connected.)

Sebulba stops his assault on Jar-Jar and turns to Anakin.

Sebulba: Tooney rana nu pratta dunko, shag. (Connected?? Whada

you mean, slave?)

Anakin: Oh da Hutt...cha porko ootman geesa...me teesa rodda

co pana pee choppa chawa. (As in Hutt...big time outlander, this one... I'd

hate to see you diced before we race again.)

Sebulba: Neek me chowa, wermo, mo killee ma klounkee(Next time

we race, wermo, it will be the end of you!) Una noto wo shag, me wompity du pom pom. (If you weren't a slave, I'd squash you right now.)

Sebulba turns away.

Anakin: Eh, chee bana do mullee ra. (Yeah, it'd be a pity if

you had to pay for me.)

Qui-Gon, Padme, and R2 arrive.

Anakin: (Cont'd) Hi! Your buddy here was about to be turned into orange

goo. He picked a fight with a Dug. An especially dangerous Dug called

Sebulba.

Jar-Jar: Nosir, nosir. Mesa hates crunchen. Dat's da last ting mesa wanten.

Qui-Gon: Nevertheless, the boy is right...you were heading for trouble.

Thank you, my young friend.

Padme looks atAnakin and smiles; he smiles back. They start walking down the crowded street.

Jar-Jar : Mesa doen nutten!

Anakin: Fear attracts the fearful. He was trying to overcome his fear by

squashing you...be less afraid.

Padme: And that works for you?

Anakin: To a point.

Obi-Wan stands in front of the Naboo spacecraft as the wind picks up and begins to whip at his robe. Captain Panaka exits the ship and joins him.

Obi-Wan: This storm's going to slow them down.

CAPT. Panaka: It looks pretty bad. We'd better seal the ship.

Captain Panaka's comlink sounds off.

CAPT. Panaka: Yes?... We'll be right there.

Anakin and the group stop at a fruit stand run by a jolly, but very poor,

an old lady named Jira.

Anakin: How are you feeling today, Jira?

Jira: The heat's never been kind to me, you know, Annie!

Anakin: Guess what? I've found that cooling unit I've been searching for. It's pretty beat up, but I'll have it fixed up for you in no time, I

promise.

Jira: You're a fine boy, Annie.

Anakin: I'll take four pallies today. (to Padme) You'll like these...

Anakin reaches in his pocket and comes up with three coins. He drops one.

Qui-Gon picks it up, revealing for a moment, his lightsabre.

Anakin: Whoops, I thought I had more...Make that three, I'm not hungry.

The wind picks up. Shop owners are starting to close up their shops as Jira gives them their pallies.

Jira: Gracious, my bones are aching...storm's coming on, Annie. You'd

better get home quick.

Anakin : (to Qui-Gon) Do you have shelter?

Qui-Gon: We'll head back to our ship.

Anakin: Is it far?

Padme: On the outskirts.

Anakin: You'll never reach the outskirts in time...sandstorms are very,

very dangerous. Come with me. Hurry!

The group follows Anakin as he rushes down the windy street and that's when they met the no longer disguised Acedia.