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Jabba the slut

1h and 30-Minutes later.

Acedia stood with his two awesome bodyguards, in front of Jabbas palace. Acedia walked up to the door and knocked. A few seconds later a mechanical eye on a stick popped out (no idea how to describe that shit) and a voice could be heard, which sounded like Minecraft's enchanting table language. Acedia just stood there looking at the door, turned around to Bel and Andras saying:

"Can you understand that shit?"

Andras: "No, my emporer. These damn Xenos!"

The eye on the stick returned to the door and they waited for something to happen. 2 min later still nothing happened.

Andras: "HOW DARE THEY! FOR THE EMPORER!"

Andras then proceeded to take out his flamer and melt down the door. Which was very effective. Soon there was a large hole and the three entered quite easily.

Bel: "Andras you Idiot! Now they will be furious at us. We don't know the Emporer's plans he may want to negotiate!"

Acedia: "Nah, it is fine. The conflict will just happen sooner than anticipated."

Shortly after Acedia said that 15-16 Gamorrean ran up to the small group. Which was not a small mistake. It was the hugest fucking mistake one could do. Imagine the situation...you are a guard. Your only weapon is an ax. You see someone melting down a gigantic door in mere seconds. Not to mention two of the three you are facing are gigantic and look hella dangerous. Should you just leave? No, let's run at them and hit them with axes! Anyway, the SMs took out their chainswords and started a massacre. I am telling you the blood is EVERYWHERE. How long did it take for the two SMs to kill the enemies. 2 Fucking seconds. Poor Gamorreans.

The three then started going down the hallway towards Jabbas...room, how do you call that? Is it a lounge...Anyway, they walked to the location of Jabba and his guests. When they arrived at Jabbas...party room they saw a fucking rave. All kinds of species were there and on a grandstand stood/lay/sat the fatso Jabba #nobodyshamingbutthatslugisreallyfat.

When Acedia entered the room got immediately silent.

Jabba: "earhagnauiöjehngöuegjniokreahgzjauthjneö<okodgköva"

Droid: "The great Jabba says: How dare you interrupt my party! You are courting death!"

Acedia: "I am coming with a business opportunity."

Jabba: "gjiehjgztiösgöto"

Droid: "The great Jabba says: I am listening"

Acedia: "You become my underling and I will give you business opportunities you can't even IMAGINE."

Jabba: Jabbalaugh.exe

Jabba then used a lever and a gigantic trapdoor opened with the two SMs falling in there. Where was Acedia? He stood in the air. How? he made a platform out of space energy. Yes, that ability is op as fuck.

Acedia: "Too bad seems like I will search for someone else to sell a monthly subscription of 200 tons of spice (space meth).

Jabba: *cough* areikjgarejighöreajkejhitujheiuökohboktrö

Droid: "The great Jabba says: I accept your proposal! Where can I get my spice?

Acedia: "Hahaha ah, I will send it to you by smugglers. Let's work out the details in private. But first, let me show you what two soldiers of my army are capable of."

Down in the rancor pit, two space marines were very furious. Not at Jabba but themselves for not being able to protect their master. They were about to jump upwards and destroy the floor of the Jabbas party room when a large door opened. And out of that door came huge rancor. WOOOOOOO yeah. An Interesting fight.

Bel and Andras looked at each other and nodded. Andras Immediately ran to the Rancor with chainsword in his hands he slid through the legs of the hideous creature. Behind the rancor, he jumped in one motion onto his opponent's back. Andras took out a combat knife, that I forgot to mention earlier and I don't add because it fits the scene, he embedded the knife into the back of the Rancor and used the knife as a stepping stone to catapult on top of the head of the rancor. There he activated his chainsword screamed FOR THE EMPORER and slashed it on top of the neck of the Rancor. Unfortunately, the chainsword did only some hurtful damage but didn't kill it. So the rancor used this chance and slammed his body into a wall. The force used by the Rancor was a lot and an ordinary person would have been made into meat paste, but a space marine droid is not a normal person. Andras though lost his chainsword so he did the next best thing. He put his hand inside the nose holes of the creature and pulled hard. This didn't do too much damage but hurt like hell. The Rancor opened his mouth wide open and bel who was very inactive used this chance and shot multiple slugs of his bolter pistol into the mouth cover of the rancor. The shots flew through the into the mouth of the Rancor, penetrated the rancor's flesh, and hit straight up into the brain. For good measurements, Bel also threw a frag into the mouth of the rancor. Andras jumped off the head of the Rancor.

The Rancor swayed, tumbled, fell, and dies.

While this incredible scene happened Jabba was sweating heavily. After all, Acedia said they were part of his army. And the imagination of an army of such powerful soldiers frightened the shit out of Jabba.

At this moment Jabba swore to become the underling of that guy which his soldiers call Emporer and never betray him....no maybe never betray him if there's a good chance he may take it.

This is very IMPORTANT! That shit was my first fight scene I NEED FEEDBACK. I wanna get better at writing and I need your help. Ohh and 2 Powerstones mean two chapters

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