What happened?
Waking up and yawning, I shoved the two bodies off of me and slipped into the bathroom. Taking a nice warm shower, I tried to recollect my memories of the last 30 hours...
"Hey, um, clone, what the hell happened," I asked my clone.
"Boss...," the clone said with a laugh, "You took on the entire army."
"And who is in that bed," I asked.
"Ah... That would be one Miss Stephanie Strange and Miss Stephanie Rodgers... You turned the duo into females and made them submit 50 shades style...," clone said.
"What the hell happened?!" I said confused.
"Ano... after you defeated the army, you declared yourself bored once more and asked for them by name to come talk to you. You sealed the space and their powers before giving them the ultimatum of service you or kill the planet... Then allowed them to speak to their factions... And when the world was surrounded by massive disasters that none could stop, the duo relented," clone said, "You had a lot of fun, boss. It was fully recorded if you wish to watch it."
I stared off, thinking before grinning, "Make a collection of videos. My eyes only when I'm no longer blind."
Clone and I grinned before I heard two very sickly sweet voices call out for me, "Master... Where did you go?"
"Shower. Come join me," I said and my clone disappeared.
Two beautiful woman dashed into the bathroom, sitting on their knees in front of me with gleams in their eyes. I didnt have to see to know they were lusting right now. My grin must have given my away, as I soon had two sets of hands on my dragon while they licked it, unable to suck.
--
My tails swayed as I brought the duo to the agreed upon drop off. Fury, ancient one, and a team of medics were nervously looking at me. I grinned, "Lovely to see you. As promised."
I snapped and two fully dressed girls with bright smiles on their faces appeared under my arms. Both immediately looked at me with a smile. The one on my left in a blue outfit, Miss Rodgers, placed her hand over my heart and smiled up at me, "You're welcome to come visit me anytime."
The other on my right, Miss Strange, placed her hand over the hand on my heart and whispered, "I might know some friends to join us next time... Dont forget about us master."
I smiled and pet their heads, "Dont worry my sweet little sphinx and minx, I wont ever forget about you."
'Send them a gift that costs up to 5 points for every birthday, holiday, and major event.'
-Acknowledged-
"Sorry loves but I have to go. Maybe next time I'll being some friends who can entertain better," I said and kissed their foreheads.
"Turn them back...," Fury growled.
I sighed, "Alright loves, use these rings wisely. You can become a female every single time you wear it. Expect gifts every year for special occasions until I can return."
"Yes master," they said and took a ring from my palm and immediately put them on. They took turns kissing me, as I returned their powers and set them free from my grasp and disappeared.
-Now in @&$*&%^@% world-
I yawned and stretched before making a clone, "Where are we now?"
"Boss, the Chimera ants," clone said quietly.
"Really?!" I said excitedly.
"Boss, he just took over the castle and hasnt met the girl yet," clone said.
I teleported to the castle and roamed the halls before calling out, "Yo! I wanna party! Who does this daddy have to capture to have some fun?!"
"Inputent human, how dare you bother our king while he is resting," a mans voice called out.
"King? Laughable! I'm the mother fucking emperor and I fucking said I want to fucking party," I grinned and released a wisp of bloodlust, "Am I fucking understood?"
The man was choking on the ground so I sighed, "If you plebeians cant entertain me, I'll kill you all and save your king for last."
"T-this way, dear sir," a woman said from the side.
I made a clone, "Oi, capture all runners. Play with them all you want, they arent needed."
"By your command," the clone said and disappeared.
I slowly strolled after the woman and hummed, drinking bottle after bottle. The man from before trailed after us with one other as we went to the top floor. There was a big room with a grumpy thing in it. I grinned, "Lowly king, this emperor is bored. Give me something fun to do or I might kill your little friends."
"What do you normally do for fun," the grumpy lemur tail asked.
"Drink, party, fuck, kill, dance, watch movies, how about it," I said and snapped a throne behind me, "Can you entertain me? Call some friends over, parties are better with more people."
-Host has one week before the hunters first show up at the castle-
"You three, help entertain our guest," the lemur tail said with a glare toward the trio.
I patted my lap, "Come sit in my lap. I dont mind which one so hurry up."
The woman flinched before being pushed forward then jumping into my lap and peaking at me over her shoulder, "H-how is this?"
I frowned and pulled her from my knee, pressing her butt against my dragon, "You smell delicious. I could eat you right up."
Chuckling, I leaned back in my chair and brought out a new bottle before making a clone, "Greyfia, love, we need drinks and food for the playmates. Can you be a dear..?"
"My lord, do you wish for a few more friends," Greyfia said before I heard her snap, "Everything is prepared. I have the bodies of the plebeians whom you have killed back home."
"Good. I'm going to have a taste of this one. If you require help, call Sebastian, but teach those three how we party," I said with a grin as I downed a bottle and took a pill in my hand, "Little kitty, open your mouth and swallow this."
The woman on my lap obediantly did as told but I sealed her mouth with mine to force the pill down. She shuttered and tried to turn around but I captured her and bit into her neck, "Little kitty, get up, turn around, sit on the ground, and start sucking."
She jumped off my lap quickly, doing as told before I leaned back and drank more, occasionally forcing my dragon into her throat. After having released, I roughly grabbed her hair and bent her over my knee, "Do you know why I'm punishing you?"
She shivered, "N-no..."
I grinned, "I didnt tell you that you could play with yourself, did I?"
She was shaking like a leaf as I pulled her shorts down and smacked her ass roughly, leaving a hand print and her screaming in pain. I let go after spanking her three times, "Dont do it again."
"Y-yes...," she said quietly.
I waved, "I'm getting bored."
Greyfia came over, "My lord, I shall teach this woman while the others entertain you."
--
Drunkenly, I pushed four bodies off of mine. They had passed out and I was now bored again. I had a clone peer out the window and he notified me of the attack starting. I put up a barrier and grinned, "No party crashers. Invite them in for some fun."
My clone bowed and smiled, "Yes my liege."
"Heh, these guys better be able to entertain me," I grinned and my clone teleported away.
A second later, two old guys entered the room with my clone. The taller one hummed, "So you have defeated them already. Why haven't you sent notice to the association then?"
"Peon, what did you tell them," I growled angrily.
The four passed out beings flinched and bowed onto the ground, "Sorry for passing out!"
"What is this," the shorter one said.
My clone cleared his throat, "My liege, I had told them that my master wishes for a celebration..."
"Kill yourself and show me," I demanded of the clone and waved a hand, "Little red, be my chair."
The red creature immediately crawled forward, "By your command."
I sat on his back and closed my eyes, my clone having turned to dust. He didnt lie... I made a new clone, "I gave you a single job."
"Sorry master," the clone apologized.
I waved a hand, "I locked space and time. Nobody can leave my barrier until I'm entertained enough. If you try to kill me, all beings here die while I teleport to the closest hunter association's office and play with them."
--
"I'm bored," I sighed and leaned back. The two humans couldnt handle as much as the ants, all had passed out and I was now strolling before someone tried to kick me. I lightly brushed them off and sighed, "Isnt there anyone to play with? I mean hell, I just want to cuddle now."
"...who and what are you? Which side are you on," a mans voice called.
"Heh," I chuckled, making a clone, "Capture the adults and knock out the children. I'm finding a cuddle buddy."
--
Pushing the pile of bodies off of me, I yawned, "Now what? This isnt fun."
-Host leaves in 20 hrs-
I snapped and made everyone opposite genders and began defiling them. When I was done, I switched them back and sat on my throne, "I'm going to the next party, very far from here. You four better listen to these humans if you want to run your country properly. Do I make myself clear?"
"Yes master," the four said.
"Dont make me come back to punish you," I said with a frown, "And you humans should teach properly. They didn't fully know what was happening. Do I make myself clear?"
"Yes master...," they said.
I nodded, "I can instantly teleport to your side if I feel like it. This small party wasnt too bad but next time, I may want a lot more."
They shivered and I disappeared with my things.
-Host now at #&$*%*#^ world-
"Where the hell am I now," I sighed.
"...I'm more curious where you came from," a voice called out.
I hummed, "Hm... and who might you be? I'm Lucifer Balthazar, an emperor."
"Another Lucifer," a different voice called out.
"Why do I feel compelled to...," another voice seemed curious as he walked slightly closer.
"Cas... let's not get to close, okay," one of the voices called.
"Its fine," the one who was called Cas responded, few meters from me still, "See."
I slowly raised my hand and reached in my pocket, pulling out a bottle, "So... Who are you all?"
"...the taller one is Sam. The other is Dean," Cas said and came a little closer, "I'm Castiel..."
I nodded, "I understand... Where am I?"
"Our hotel room," one said, "How did you get in here?"
"Not a clue... Normally I teleport to places I know but something here was calling me...," I said and tried to reach out for anything, finding a bed on both sides of me, "And I'm cornered..."
A hand touched my shoulder, "Come sit for now."
"Cas, we talked about this," one said worriedly.
"Calm yourself," I sighed, "I'm mostly sober. He is safe, as are you."
"Safe from what," another said.
"Me," I grinned, pulling Castiel into a hug. As I smelled his head and neck, I hummed, "You smell good. Come sit with me?"
Castiel fidgeted but turned, keeping my body pressed against his, as he tried to lead me to a chair. I pulled him back, "Sit with me here."
"Is this a booty call or something? Should we leave and come back," the one to my left asked.
"No, no, I'm just a bit touchy when feathery things come to me willingly. I find them most interesting," I smiled, "I just like capturing them. Nothing happens... most of the time. I can help you with something in return for letting me sit here for a while."
"...Sam, dont even think about it," the one to my left said.
"Dean, we cant deal with this trickster by ourselves," the one called Sam said.
I leaned over Castiel, speaking into his ear, "Can you tell me what's going on?"
"Yes...," Castiel said and touched the side of my face while he whispered into my ear, "They are after a trickster god, who is the cause of recent college student deaths."
"Male or female," I asked curiously.
"Male," Castiel said, "We were preparing to attack actually."
"Hm," I hummed, "Let me speak to him, I may just get to have some fun after all."
--
"W-who are you...," a man said in the middle of a theater.
I yawned, "I'm bored. Entertain me."
The man seemed confused, "Beg your pardon? Who are you?"
I teleported to his side, pinning him down on the bed, "Being a 'godly' being, does that imply your body can handle more than a mortals body can?"
He didnt respond. One of my tails caressed his cheek as I grinned, "I'll take silence as a yes."
"I surrender...," he said quietly.
I frowned, "Explain properly. Now."
"I was just having some fun... I wont bother mortals anymore," he said.
"You youngsters these days. Fuck. Wont even play around," I hissed and grabbed his throat, "I dont give a fuck what you do. But if you allow your little tricks and fun to kill mortals, you may not like me so much. Understand?"
"I understand...," he said and didnt even try to fight me.
I grinned, "Now. You are welcome to join me in bed but all this nonsense has to stop."
He nodded slightly, "Yes, of course."