Ah ha ha ha!

"Everyone is seated and has food, master," Lucci said nervously.

"What are you hiding," I asked curiously.

"Ahem, Wrath is requesting to join," Lucci said quietly.

"I do need him for something anyways," I said and waved slightly.

"Alright Luc, properly explain what happened to Salem," Sakazuki said next to me.

I nodded, "And his creation?"

"Yes," Sakazuki sighed.

"After my husband died, I couldnt do anything without killing or drinking or doing unspeakable things. After a while, I decided to go into seclusion. I took tiny bits of my soul and made them into one being. Salem. I gave him very minuscule amounts of power and released him into the world," I said and took a sip of tea, "As I started to wake up, the memories from my life that I thought I had gotten rid of, resurfaced. Then he was awakened on Ohara. He suppressed himself, starved himself, and was constantly in pain. I couldnt help then... The longer he spent like that, the more he realized what he wanted. He gave in and allowed it to take over. When he couldnt take any more, he went to that damned island... that cursed place... and allowed himself to end. You know the rest."

"Greetings to the masterchief," a voice called behind me.

"Wrath... Gather the sins. End this war before it begins and take out the key idiot," I said.

"Yessir," he said.

"Fantastic. Sit and eat," I said and leaned on Sakazuki, "There is much to do."

"What do you mean," Sengoku asked.

"Seeing as we have every faction we need for war, we wont waste any more time," I said amused.

"What war are you speaking of," Garp asked.

"Join or you cant find out," I said and yawned slightly.

"If we join, we wont follow your orders," Sengoku said.

I took a deep breath, exhaled, and spoke quietly, "I seek permission to do a heinous act."

Dad sighed, "No blood shed here please."

"Yessir," I said and stood up, "Salem has died. Therefore, the full truth of his soul going to the afterlife, shall be revealed. I am the afterlife for his soul as I created him and his soul returned to me. Dare not to follow me? Very well, I'll just make another Salem for you to follow."

I waved my hand and bits of colorful smoke turned into a single orb before a body slowly formed around the orb. A small black cat was made before it enlarged and bowed in front of me, "Mine creator and master, this one seeks to serve."

"Salem, take care of your people. I have taken the backlash for your dispersion, therefore you deal with your people and the groups you created," I said and leaned back in my chair, "Also, greet your brothers. The pale one is Ken. The other is Balthazar."

"Mine brothers, it is very nice to meet you properly," Salem said.

"Not a brother until you attend the party. Them the rules," Ken said.

"Sorry but before anyone asks, it's a bro only party... unless your down," Balthazar said with a grin. I knew he grinned because of the tone his voice took when he said the last line.

Salem spoke, "As you wish."

Salem became a person and sat amongst his people. Sengoku spoke, "How are we to believe this to be the same Salem we know?"

Ghost spoke, "Only one person can have the scent of Salem, and that's Salem."

Get spoke, "And his aura is a 100% match... If you can do this, why not do it from the start?"

"Truth will hurt," I said.

Dad sighed, "Balthazar Salazar Lucifer, why are you hurting others intentionally?"

"Honest truth? Because if I'm not happy, nobody can be. You knew how selfish I was from the start. Unless it's you or my kids, everyone else can fuck off for all I care," I said and leaned back, "All four of us has a personality flaw. Ken isnt satisfied with one lover. Balthazar needs full control over everything. Salem wants to appease everyone but also kill them all. I'm selfish beyond all means. Sue us."

"Fine. Us adults will talk. You four go have your party in the space. 1 year per minute, you hear me," dad growled.

"Loud and clear," I said and brought out my scarf, "....please..."

Dad took my scarf and after a minute it was returned to me, "Go."

Ken and Balthazar dragged me into the training room tossed me in before I heard them call out, "Salem, come join us."

Dad called, "You better wait a half hour before you come back. Got it?!"

"Yessir!" all four of us called.

The door closed and I grinned, making an army of clones, "Party time!"

--

"Welcome back. How do you feel," dad asked.

I didnt respond verbally. My tails and ears showed and I sat in his lap facing him, my head on his shoulder. Ken laughed as he drunkenly fell into his chair, "Wants go back an party more!"

"I wanna rock!" Balthazar yelled and fell on his back on the ground.

"If you ain't gettin drunk get the fuck out the club," Salem said and fell face first on the grass.

Dad whispered, "How long did you party?"

Feeling his hot breath on my ear, I moaned softly, "3,000..."

"Lucifer," dad said quietly, "Sober up and party again later. We have much to deal with."

"No... I wanna stay right here," I said quietly.

"You can, just sober up," he said and sighed, "Or forget about later."

"I'm sober," I stated quickly, "What can I help you with?"

"They wish to join," he said and gently rubbed my ears, "They will listen to Salem as long as it isnt against their moral codes."

"Okay," I said and waved my tails at them, "Ken, help Salem deal with it and I'll unseal your lovers."

They disappeared in a flash and returned three seconds later, Ken explaining, "They are up to date on all happenings. Where are my lovers?"

I waved a tail, "Unseal all beings on the island."

Balthazar laughed sadistically, "I'll be indisposed for a while."

Ken also laughed heinously, "Dont expect us to respond."

I waved a hand, "Go. Wrath, you have your mission. If you wish to bring a single person in as your lover, it's fine."

Most people disappeared and I was left with dad and the butlers. Dad chuckled, "Let's take this party to the bedroom."

----

It's been a week and we are now sitting at the table. Wrath, the sins, and the commandments, ended the war and the celestials. The new members faked their death with those events and now here we are.

I yawned, "Is everyone ready for a nap?"

They agreed, "Yes."

"Good. Go to your rooms and prepare. In an hour, no matter where you are, you will sleep," I said.

"Luc, dont you want to fix that problem," one asked.

"Right, right...," I said.

"I haven't seen you fully unseal," dad said.

"Hope you dont have to," I said quietly and entered the training space, "I'll be back in a moment."

Nobody tried to stop me as I closed the door and sealed it shut.

"Fully unseal my abilities and body," I said quietly.

-Unsealing-

-Cannit unseal until host takes vacation-

"I dont want to go on vacation," I grumbled.

-Host can observe a world and not interact with it. Just watch for 10 years-

"Do I have to go at all," I asked fed up.

-Yes. Host can also be a villainous person in other worlds-

"...I want to spend a year in different world," I said, "Can I do that?"

-Yes. Host must live for 10 years on the world without speeding up time-

"So your saying, if I speed up time, it wont count toward the 10 years," I asked curiously.

-Indeed-

"First place MCU avengers first fight together invasion, 10 hours before it," I said and grinned.

-Sending Host-

-Arrived, please prepare for possible conflict with avengers. 36 hrs before host can leave-

"How grand," I sighed as I stepped out of a portal and stood in the sky.

Attempting to look around, I chuckled amused as I teleported next to Captain America, "If I cant see, does it count as sightseeing?"

"Woah! Who the heck are you," he said and turned, ready to fight.

"Woah, woah, woah. Would you really hit a blind man?!" I called out, holding my hands in the air before shrugging, "Hmm not bad. I could dig this, sort of."

"Who are you," cap asked.

"No Face," I said and half saluted, "The supernatural faction has agreed to allow me out for a soiree. I heard we had uninvited guests trying to attend this soiree and nominated myself to be a bouncer."

"What," he asked confused.

I turned away and lowered my hands, talking to a clone, "Did I misspeak or something? What is going on?"

"Boss, he is a captain, yes? As an admiral, you are supposed to tell new recruits...," the clone said and killed itself.

I turned, facing him, "I am Admiral Lucifer Salazar Balthazar. I am here to negotiate with your leader in regards to a joint operation to keep the world at peace."

"Ah... Fury, someone wants to speak with you," cap called out.

"I heard. How did you get here," a man said.

"I teleported to his energy signature. I'm familiar with it since he did save my life once upon a time," I lied.

"Oh," the man said, "And why dont I believe you?"

"Dont really care if you believe me or not. Doesnt matter how hard you or anyone tries, I cannot be contained. I'll leave your planet in 36... 35 hrs and 39 minutes," I said and snapped, a chair appearing behind me as I sat down, "I came as a faction leader to help your world for my own amusement. What I get out of it is quite simple. I get to play around without anyone telling me otherwise."

"What do you mean play around," he said with a frown so hard I could hear it.

"Oh, you know, wipe out a species for fun again. Though last time I did that, my faction declared me leader and sealed me. Now you have gas for your vehicles. Your welcome," I smiled.

"...your the reason dinosaurs went extinct? I doubt that," he said.

"Quite right to, I killed the angels and their bodies destroyed the lizards when they fell," I hummed, "Now a punk is playing with my music box and I want to see what he does with it and wipe out another race for giggles."

--

"Hes crazy...," ???

"Agreed," ???

"Should we even bother," ???

The area fell silent before an ominous laugh rang through the sky, "Ah ha ha ha ha! Come, try and kill me! Bahahahaha!"