Chapter 148: A Lifetime of Bad Luck

MEI went with Aponia to retrieve Shamash so it wouldn't ever be used by the Kaslana family ever again. Well, at least the new generation.

MEI kicked down their door open and the couple instantly, were alarmed at the commotion. "Dr. MEI? Aponia-sama?" Cecilia asked and was confused.

"You are an inconvenience to this mission." MEI blinded her with what looks like a pen, the neuralyzer.

Cecilia then just stared at empty space as her memories got deleted for the last 30 minutes. Siegfried then entered and saw Cecilia stare dumbly at nothing.

He frowned, but when he saw who was the culprit. He was terrified. He has heard stories of Aponia's infamy and anyone that she visits would be changed forever. And not in a good way.

"Siegfried Kaslana. You've committed crimes against humanity, and you... Will be tested by untold sufferings. Try to hold on." She then raised her hand and snapped her fingers.

Siegfried went limp and he looked to be hypnotized. But inside his mind, it was very... Very different.

"Ugh, where the hell am I? This is, my house. But it feels different..." He tried patting all over his body, and it was true. He was like a regular human and his strength went way down. Making him highly uncomfortable as he went inside his house.

"Cecilia!? Kiana!? Are you home?" He searched for his family, but there seemed to be no one inside. Though he heard a voice in their room and he recognized it as Cecilia. Like she was in pain or something.

"Cecilia! I'm coming babe!" He immediately dashed to their room, but what he saw made his jaw drop and his eyes dilate as his chest tightened up like he was having a heart attack.

"Ahn~ Yes! You guys are much better than that good for nothing bastard husband of mine!" Cecilia was drowning in ecstasy before his very eyes and at his shock. Another guy held him down and tied him up.

"Kukuku~ You hear that? It seems your little wife here likes us more." An ugly bastard spoke as Siegfried gained his wits.

"No, no. This can't be true. Get off of Cecilia you ugly bastards!" He struggled with all of his might, but his strength that he prided himself with was gone and some simple rope could incapacitate him.

"Ahhh, Ziggy. You limp dick, these old timers are much better than you. And I really, really love how they fill me up." Cecilia looked at Siegfried as she bent over and got dp'ed along with a spitroast.

"Hehehe~ I'm feeling quite lonely. And I can't wait for my turn to knock up your wife. So I'll do with this." Another one of the ugly bastards went up to him and put his pants down.

"No, no, no, what are you gonna do!? NO!" Siegfried's arms and legs got rope burns from his violent struggle, but he was pinned down as he was made to watch while he felt something enter his backdoor.

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"Hmmm, you have desecrated the remains of my sister and her child. You shall pay the price for that, Siegfried Kaslana." Aponia looked at him coldly and MEI never thought that Aponia could get angry, as she might be a little insane. But her calmness was at the top, not even Su was calmer than her.

"By the way Aponia, couldn't you have just prevented this with your future sight?" MEI was curious and Aponia looked at her.

"Have you counted the amount of slices of bread you've eaten in your life Dr. MEI?" Aponia replied and unexpectedly, MEI nodded.

"Yes, If I'm not wrong. I've eaten 1,162,890 slices of bread my whole life. With maybe a few hundred decrease or increase because of a mistake." MEI answered and Aponia sighed.

"Then you are simply too weird. I do not deem him important enough to see his future Dr. MEI, that's what I was trying to say." Aponia deadpanned at her and MEI had a realization.

"Oh, okay. Let's get the guns and get out of here. I might just take this guy's balls of for using HIMEKO's herrscher core like that." MEI snatched the pistols of Shamash and they teleported. While Cecilia went unconscious and Siegfried was trapped inside his mind with a time ratio of 1 hour inside and 1 second outside.

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Ein was sitting behind Kiana and helping her play the game more. It's so he could distract himself from thinking of Siegfried too.

"Ein-nii! I've gotten so much better. I couldn't even get gold much back then." Kiana cheered and he smiled at her.

"Hehe, is that so? How about you play with the others then? They're world champions you know? They'll let your skills improve in a heartbeat." He patted her head and Kiana giggled as she excitedly waited for the others to appear.

Seele appeared 1st, and she was kinda down. "Hello, Kiana. Ein-nii." She greeted weakly and sat down on the couch.

"Hmm, what's wrong Seele?" He asked and she reluctantly showed him her test paper. It was a honkai energy control manipulation practical exam and she flunked it.

"Oh? That's not that bad, you can just train yourself for the next one. I'm sure you can do better." He patted her head and Seele started to feel better, bur she remembered that everyone did great and Sin teased her because of her apparent failure.

'But she has insane honkai adaptability. The highest among them, what's going on with her? Wait... Does she look like.' He remembered someone that looks exactly like her. His very 1st enemy that almost killed him back in the past. The 6th herrscher.

He instantly looked for signs of true stigmata's and he really found it. It was on her chest, the feast of souls. 'Damn, she's a herrscher candidate? Hmm, this is interesting though.'

Ein noticed that her personality essentially was made because of the clash of her original one and the herrscher one. It gave birth to her low self esteem and she was unconsciously giving herself a handicap in order to not lose control.

"Don't worry Seele, how about I give you tricks to control honkai energy better?" He smiled and Seele perked up at his words.

"R-really? Even though I'm really bad at it?" She asked and was hopeful and embarrassed at the same time. Feeling complicated that he would give her extra teachings and attention.

"Ein-nii, what's honkai?" Kiana asked and he chuckled at the irony. As she was basically the herrscher persona of Sirin with a soft lock, waiting to explode.

"It's a terrible, but wonderful energy Kiana. How about I show you?" He created a show of little birds made of water and ice as diamond dust appeared in the room. Making the surroundings chilly and they shone beautifully as light hit them.

"Woah..." Kiana was mesmerized and Seele knew that the feat needed insane amounts of control. As she felt the faintest hint pf honkai energy on them.

"Pretty cool right? But I could also use them like this." They turned into shards of daggers and weapons as Kiana and Seele thought it was really cool.

"So cool, Ein-nii! Teach me!" Kiana impatiently grabbed him and demanded. He chuckled and pinched her cheek. "Hmm, maybe if you could become a valkyrie I'll teach you. It's a pinky promise." He gave her his pinky and she completed the promise.

"Un! I'll be the greatest valkyrie ever, just you wait!" She shouted confidently and even Seele has a tender smile on her face as they entertained her.

Ein then poked Seele's forehead and information entered her brain like a computer that just received some files.

"W-what in the world?" She got overloaded with information as her brain processed it to the max. After a few seconds, she then gained her wits and felt like she knew how to control honkai energy all of her life.

"E-Ein-nii? Isn't this like, cheating?" She asked nervously as she felt that she just received something insanely valuable.

"Eh, it's not. You just received some private tutoring because you're so cute, feeling down because you failed once. At your stage right now, failing is good. If you can rise up and be better after." He patted her head and it was true, unlike back at their time when they were teens. Failure was not an option.

"Hehe~ really? You think so? Thanks, Ein-nii!" Seele hugged him and the other russians appeared, fresh out of school.

"Ah! Lilia, Seele is hogging Ein-nii. We didn't know we had a traitor among us!" Rozaliya raised a scene and Lilia pinched her side.

"Roza idiotka, Seele is the shyest among us. This is basically gold." Lilia took a picture of Seele and the indigo haired girl blushed an atomic red.

"Tche, so that was your plan. You went out early so Ein-nii could coddle you! Well played." Sin Mal mumbled and was annoyed that she didn't think of that.

"Da Bronya is not opposed to you being another wife Seele, Da Bronya approves." She gave a thumbs up and they all quarreled amongst each other as he smiled at their antics.

"How about you kids play? It would be a pretty nice after school activity." He pointed at the new head gears that are virtual reality consoles. Using psycho dive technology that can connect you to the game world and increase your perception of time so you can spend a week inside the game with just a few hours of real life time. Though it was balanced with not having mental relievers or people would play for literal days inside without fatigue.

"Oooh! Virtual reality? Da Bronya is always surprised at your games Ein-nii!" She hugged him tightly and immediately ran to the head gears. The others then went to it with curiosity and Ein smirked.

He planned to use them to make them a more cohesive unit and for them to have more time to bond. "Go on, try it. I've made a game of swords and magic for now. It will also help you visualize your honkai energy. Though it is more volatile than the magic there." He ushered them to dive in and they immediately tried it as the room went quiet.

"Hmm, now. Time for my little revenge, shall we?" He snapped his fingers and Siegfried will experience inconvenient things for the rest of his life that will make him rage.

Like bottle caps not closing properly, the fridge not closing, doors, jars, lids, anything that works on the principle that it needs to be closed.

Everything he drops on the ground will disappear and he will try to find it for a long time. Every grape he eats will have a seed in them, every fruit will have a small bad spot.

Every corner in the house or even outside, whenever he has no shoes on, he will stub his toe on it. His toilet paper will always break and he would put shit on his hands. And bidets would get clogged, and when he tries to wash his hands, there's no water.

The sun in the morning would always pinpoint his eyes. He'll get paper cuts every single time he touches one. Any food he eats would have a weird aftertaste and everyone will think he's crazy because he is the only one different, his socks will always get wet. And a myriad of other things that will ramp up to make his life a living hell.

"You were granted a great tool Siegfried, and using it as an oven toaster just crossed the line. Others might say you're lucky I didn't kill you already and damn you to the shadow realm, but you will be living a miserable life." Ein clicked his tongue and was still contemplating of just murking him.

"Ein, I got Shamash." MEI gave it to him and Aponia nodded at him, giving him the signal that he would be scarred for life.

"I see, good work." He then put the pistols in his inventory and sighed heavily. "Ein~ we have a surprise for you." Elysia went behind him and squished her wonderful melons at his back.

"Hmmm? What is it Elysia?" He asked and she chuckled. "I wonder~ go to your room later at night, alright? I think you'll like it." She kissed his cheek and then skipped away.

"What's she planning now? Well, I guess I could get a nice surprise, whatever it is anyway." He shrugged and went to St. Freya.

Himeko wasn't inside the teacher's lounge and was talking to Theresa along with squad snowwolf.

So he went to their meeting and entered. "What's up ladies?" He went up to Theresa that looked tired and soothed her fatigue using a head pat, he then lifted her up and sat her on his lap as he gestured for them to continue the meeting.

"Ein! I'm not a kid!" Theresa whined and he pinched her cheeks. "Real adults won't say that they aren't one Theresa." He sighed and played with her face while Himeko continued the meeting.

"Theresa, what are you guys meeting about anyway?" He asked and Theresa sighed. "It's just some difficulties trying to run the school. We are valkyries, we submit reports yes. But we aren't administrators, everyone is having a hard time except Himeko, Cheng, and Salome." Theresa explained and Ein looked at Shub, Patricia, and Kira.

They smiled awkwardly and he sighed. "Spice girls, you guys are smart. You need to be if you're a veteran valkyrie. Why'd you fail this really?"

Shub and Patricia scratched their head and Shub answered. "Ahh, it's because the kids are too weak. I still got to adjust in training them hehe~" She made them work too hard and some of them couldn't make classes the next day.

"I didn't know kids were really annoying. They're a real pain on my behind and because I don't know how to handle them, they wreak havoc." Patricia said with a sigh.

"I'm fine really, but principal Theresa says I don't teach much." Kira shrugged and Theresa glared at her.

"We're a valkyrie school Kira! You shouldn't focus too much on teaching them how to sing and dance. You could just create a club and teach them there." Theresa massaged her temples and Ein nodded at their current predicament.

"Geez my maid in training does better work than you guys. And she isn't even a teen yet. Himeko, did you already try to shape them up?" He asked the redhead and she nodded.

"Hah, they're too unruly Ein. How about you make them better teachers with Hua-san's help? Or Aponia if they don't really improve." She suggested and they paled immediately when they heard Aponia's name.

"W-we'll do better. We promise, please..." Shub and Patricia immediately bowed down and even slammed their heads on the table.

Kira was sweating bullets as she knew how infamous Aponia was. She was a gossiper in Schicksal after all.

"Alright, alright. I'll teach you guys how to be better then. I got nothing to do anyway and the kids are trying my new virtual reality game so they would be occupied." Ein shrugged and they beamed.

"You too, Cheng, Salome. You're great educators, but not great teachers. Your students thought you were really boring." He informed them and they were shocked. They then got depressed.

He lectured them about how to be a cool and good teacher. At the end of it, Shub and Patricia were really exhausted. He gave them pretty potent honkai beverages and Patricia's eyes shone while Shub smiled weakly.

"What's the matter? You could fight honkai beasts, but you can't stand a short lecture?" He shook his head and played being disappointed.

"Ugh, it's just. Too troublesome, I didn't know that teaching kids is hard." Shub replied with a sigh and Patricia gulped her beer, smiling widely at the satisfaction it gave her.

"Yeah, those little punks can cause trouble at any time. And they are much worse than normal kids because they're stronger." Patricia massaged her temples as she remembered the kids being unruly and chaotic.

"Right? It's like they're the avatars of chaos themselves, and I can't be rough with them until they get a little stronger. Unlike when we beat up Siegfried hehe~" Shub agreed and added her two cents.

"You're just bad at managing them Shub, Patricia. Kira does good with this, but she doesn't really teach them anything except be an idol." Cheng gave them a verbal beat down and they flinched.

"Not like you two are any good, the students are bored as hell in your class and you throw chalk at them when they fall asleep." Ein defensed as they were with fault too. Cheng and Salome winced, especially Cheng. As she was the disciple of Hua and she knew that Ein taught her master since she was a teen.

"Sorry about that, forgive me." Cheng apologized to her team mates and Ein nodded in satisfaction.

"Alright, alright, you girls are making good progress. The spice girls would be the number one group of valkyries here in St. Freya for sure, if you work hard that is, my little proteges would overtake you big time when I start training them." Ein gave them their favorite treats and even Eden's music from the past, making Kira overjoyed at the treasure that no one could obtain anymore.

"Ein-san, you're spoiling us eh? Do you perhaps want to get in our pants?" Patricia tried teasing him and that was a mistake that she will know.

"Hoh? Why the sudden question?" He zeroed in on her and she started to get nervous, but she can't lose or she will be dominated in the game.

"Hehe~ you have a pretty famous moniker you know? Or should I say, infamous. Everybody calls you the ace in the hole, because if you shoot your shot, it will always be in." She wiggled her eyebrows at him. Cheng, Salome, and Kira raised a brow at her while Shub listened intently. As he was her idol and she wanted to know more about that rumor.

"Hmmm, would you like to know if it's true?" He suddenly disappeared and bit her neck lightly after he whispered to her ears.

"Hyan~" She didn't expect it and moaned softly. Patricia then blushed an atomic red as valkyries don't really have time for dating. Especially double agents, so she just have intimate relationships with her toys.

"N-nobody heard that." She said as she slumped on her seat while covering her face. "Kukuku~ you're surprisingly weak Patricia, you better not mess with me." He caressed her nape with his finger and she got shivers on her spine.

"Ahhh, Ein-sama. Is it true that all the female members of Odin and friends are your lovers?" Shub asked and Cheng listened, as her master was one of them.

"Why so curious anyway? Well, yes. They are, what more do you want to know while we're here?" He sat down and shook his head as he was suddenly in the hot seat.

"Well, can you tell us if you regularly get down and dirty with them?" Salome asked and the others were shocked she would go there immediately.

"Hmm, why yes. Yes we do, it's normal isn't it? Ahh, I forgot you girls are valkyries. Then how about I tell you the birds and the bees?" He chuckled and they frowned at his words.

"Hey! We know how that works! It's just... We don't really have experience in it." Kira fidgeted as she replied. Getting more embarrassed by the moment.

"Hey, you made visuals for Himeko-san's teachings. Do you have any materials for that too?" Patricia asked and they pinched her for asking.

"Actually, yes. It was a video we did a while back to teach kids. I'd say it's very informative, want to watch it?" He said and they gulped, they then discussed it.

"I don't know about this, this sounds like a bad idea." Cheng was hesitant while Shub, Patricia, and Salome looked at her like she was crazy.

"Aren't you a bit too paranoid Cheng? This is Einheri Aesir we're talking about you know!? We could see his luscious body in its purest form!" Patricia retorted and Shub nodded.

"S-shut up! I just wanna see how it is, that's all." Kira was a stuttering mess as she hasn't seen a porno at her relatively long life as a valkyrie.

"You haven't seen one yet Kira? Damn, you must be really pure huh? Maybe that's why you don't like guys so much? Kekeke~ you surely will when you see Ein-sama in action." Shub said with a sleazy face as Cheng deadpanned at her.

"Okay, okay. This is just an educational video anyway. And he's a very good teacher, Himeko-san told me he made her have a PhD in just a few years. She just didn't get one as she really liked her time with him in Caltech." Cheng replied and they all nodded, trusting her observation skills.

They then looked at Ein and he set up the film. It started and Mobius was there along with Elysia. "Hi~ I'm Elysia ya know? You young kids should be educated in sex too! Not in just the valkyrie arts, as you never know~" Elysia introduced herself and started relatively normal.

"Wow, she's so pretty. She's the owner of Pink Allure right? That fashion and beauty brand that is an international giant." Kira asked and they nodded, agreeing that Elysia is a world class beauty that could cause wars with just her face.

"So, I'm accompanied by my assistant here. Mobius! Tadah, she's a sexually active woman, she just can't get enough of it you see?" Elysia introduced Mobius that looked like she was bored as hell.

"Get on with it Elysia, I'm only doing this because I lost against your bet in outlasting Ein. Tch, I should've known that I would lose to the lewdest woman." Mobius clicked her tongue and started stripping.

"She's a bit salty, but that's not important~ Now, let me introduce to you the necessary parts." Elysia started pointing at Mobius' genitals and the spice girls watched on. Burning the scene into their minds as they did not expect the legendary Dr. Mobius would be a bombshell.

"Alright, now let's get to the good part~ Ein~" Elysia called for him and he walked right to the camera. "He is Dr. Ein, he's our boyfriend ya know? He'll now show us the male anatomy." Elysia stripped him off his pants. Shub and Patricia had nose bleeds and Cheng frowned at the sight. Thinking that must not be normal.

"Hehe~ he's pretty big. But we need it hard, cock-kun please grow bigger~" Elysia kissed the glans and licked it a bunch of times. As it started to get erect.

"You know Elysia, your little chant might influence the kids right?" He raised a brow and Elysia shrugged.

"Hot damn! That's huge..." Patricia commented as she drooled with Shub, while Kira and Cheng winced, thinking of how that's going to fit. Salome was scared and thought it would surely give her some fissures or something.

"Okay, we don't use condoms. But remember, you always should okay? Now Mobius here would do the honors." Mobius stood up and straddled him in a reverse cowgirl so the entrance would be visible in camera.

She then gobbled it up with a slam of her hips and she mewled. "Tche, you're getting too into it! Now I'm jealous." Elysia whined and she started stripping too and joined in on the fun, turning it into a porno now.

"But as you can see, this is a failure. Though it was good until Elysia came in and ruined it. So it's not good for young audiences. Though teens and adults won't really need this anymore." Ein shrugged and they watched intently like they were hypnotized.

Ein sighed and pinched their cheeks. "Hey, you're getting too engrossed over there. Maybe I should punish you a little bit eh?" He said with a steely voice and they had mixed reactions.

Patricia got excited and Shub was fidgeting, Salome and Cheng got scared while Kira was thinking really hard about the male form.

"Okay, go back to work you guys. You have afternoon classes right? Go and use your new knowledge kay?" He patted their heads and left. As he wanted to have laze around.

"Hey, should we test him or something so he'll punish us Shub? I kinda want to know what he'll do hehe~" Patricia asked Shub and she nodded.

"Hey! don't rope us in with your antics. I, I'm not ready for that yet." Cheng retorted as she fidgeted and Salome was measuring his size relative to hers.

"Hmmm, you're right Shub. My eyes have been opened, Cecilia-sama and Adelheid-sama's soft, but strong forms might be good and all. But Ein-san's masculine body with those rock hard abs just hit different." Kira nodded sagely as she critiqued their bodies.

"Shut up Kira! That's too much information." Cheng shouted at her and they quarreled amongst each other.

"Hah, you can't deny that. But that's how they do it huh? Aren't I a little too small for that?" Theresa mimicked Salome and gauged his size relative to hers. She then frowned and thought it would surely be uncomfortable.

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Ein lazed around his tree and enjoyed the breeze as he saw the ELFs train Bianka and Rita. "Hmm, they're doing good. They're probably at Cheng's level right now in specs. Good going girls, now I'll probably do some work in the sea of quanta. Hah, work hard, play hard as they say." He teleported and worked again as he just finished resting for some time.

Meanwhile, Elysia was currently in a meeting with the full force harem and she was planning something grand. "Hello everybody, this has never been done before. And I'm proud to tell you that this is a golden opportunity. Siegfried Kaslana made him quite mad and he's still probably in a bad mood. So we will cheer him up! This almost never happens, so it's our time to shine!" Elysia said to them and they nodded.

Elysia then rummaged inside a bag and took a costume out. It was bunny girl outfits as she beamed at them. (pic, but obviously not all of them are included and some are still not there)

"Hehe~ Of course it would be the legendary bunnies, because we'll be rutting like ones for I don't know how long." Elysia revealed and they were prepared to undergo this mission, no matter how insurmountable.

"Chop, chop everybody! We need to make this a success!" Elysia barked orders and they started preparing for the event.

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Thanks for reading everyone, I've noticed that things are getting a little bit too fast. So I've dialed it down a bit. Or things will end too quickly, anyways ciao.

P.S. I will never forgive the chinese for taking down brilliant light!