Yamcha the bandit

[Good chapter to you all !]

After finding the daughters of the villagers the old lady gave us the Dragon ball she promised and we went in search of the next one.

"Now there are only two Dragon balls left !! Looks like we'll be able to gather them up more quickly than i thought !!" Bulma said with a smile while driving the boat we took to cross the river.

"And you who said that we wouldn't have time because in a month you have to go back to school !" i responded with a smirk.

"I wanna know but why do we have to bring Oolong along ?" Goku asked but i let Bulma reply to him "That transformation ability of his is really something ! Seems like it'll come in handy on our journey !!"

"I don't wanna go !! Journeys are a pain in the ass !!" Oolong growled before adding "Were are we going anyway ?"

Bulma Looked at the radar and at a map before answering him "Ummm....Frypan mountain... It will take us three days to get there !"

"Wh-Whaaaaat ?! Frypan mountain !!!? Y-You're really intending to go there ?!" Oolong panicked.

"You know of that place ?" Goku asked.

"You guys don't ?! F-Frypan mountain is where the s-s-super scary Gyuumao lives !!!" Oolong answered back with panick before transforming into a fish "Heheh ! Later, suckers !! I don't want to die !"

I let him go because i knew Bulma would fish him with her panties.

"If you try to run away again i'll make you into a cutlet and eat you !"Goku warned Oolong.

"Goku stop thinking with you stomach !"i told him.

"How can i think with my stomach ?" Goku asked and i sighed at this question.

"Fine, i'll stay with you, but...Gimme those panties..." Oolong asked Bulma but instead she gave him a candy.

Sudently the boat stopped "Huh ? Hey the engine stopped ! Oh no we're out of gas ! Hey Oolong can you transform into gasoline ?" Bulma sked Oolong and i facepalmed myself at the stupid thing she said "You know that it would kill him right ?!"

"What's gasoline ?"Goku asked but we ignored him.

"Fine, then i'll pull over to the shore and use an Hoï-poï capsule for the gasoline, do you mind transforming into an oar ?" Bulma asked Oolong but before he could respond i told her "No need for that, i'll push the boat to the shore !"

I then jumped in the water and swimmed till the end of the boat before pushing it until we got to the shore.

"You are really strong you know that !" Bulma said to me with a raised eyebrows.

"Yeah i know !" I responded her with a smirk.

Goku then tied the boat to a tree and Bulma searched in her pocket for her box of capsule.

"Huh ?.... It's...Gone...T-The case with my capsules...!! GIEEEEEHHHHH !!!! I must've dropped it in the river !!!" She then turned to Oolong and asked "I'll give you my panties, so transform into a fish and go find the box !!!"

"Are you crazy ? This river's huge..." He responded her.

"Huh ? What's wrong ?" Goku asked because like usual he doesn't pay attention.

Bulma responded to him still crying "I lost my capsuuuuules !! Now the boat won't move, we don't have a house, or a car, or a bike...!! We can't go anywheeeere !!!"

"Why don't you just walk then ?" Goku asked.

"You're only fine because you have Kinto-un !!!" Bulma responded angrily.

While they were having an argument Oolong tried to run away but i stopped him before he could.

"Where do you think you're going !" I asked him with furrowed brows.

"Huh...!! N-N-Nowhere !" He gulped.

Then Bulma finished talking with Goku and asked Oolong with a big smile "Heeey Oolong-chaaaan !! Can you come here and transform into a bike ?"

"I don't think that would be necessary !" I told her before Oolong could and i told them that Oolong could go on the Kinto-un with Goku just by gripping Goku as to not fall and that Bulma could get on my back like we did with the turtle they agreed but Oolong still didn't know that Kinto-un only liked good people and so he fell head first on the ground and Bulma jumped on my back "Don't touch me in any weird place !!" And i responded with a smirk "Don't worry i'm not a pig like Oolong !"

And so we continued our journey to search for the dragon balls.

After some hour of traveling we arrived at a desert were Yamcha's lair is located.

"Let's take a break here for some time before continuing !" I told everyone while delicately dropping Bulma on the ground.

"Yeah i-i can't take it anymore...it's too hot here ! Do you think there's a hotel or an inn around here ?" Bulma asked sweating.

"Yeah right...We are ine the middle of nowhere !" retorted Oolong.

Bulma started having a tantrum but fell asleep because of exhaustion.

"Guess it's time for us to sleep too." Said Oolong.

"I'm hungry...!" Goku said.

"Now that you mention it, i'm starving too..." Oolong nodded.

"Don't worry i'll go search for something to eat so we can at least sleep without an empty stomach !" I told Goku and Oolong.

And i went away to search some food hoping that when i return everything involving Yamcha would've already happen.

'I don't like Yamcha, the only thing he did was dying like shit and flirting with girl while still being with Bulma i don't know how they even got together in the first place' i sighed internally.

[3rd person POV]

(Not far away)

A cat like creature was looking at our protagonists with a telescope after observing for a few second he turned around and talked to someone "Yamcha !! Three sitting ducks !!"

And the person named Yamcha responded "Fufu... It's been a while since we've had some prey..."

Yamcha took the telescope from the cat like creature and looked at our protagonists.

"Two boy and a pig and one of the boy is going away.... Doesn't look like they got much cash..."

"But they might have hoï-poï capsules !" Said the cat like creature.

"Alright, Puerh !! Prepare the jet squirel !!"

(Back to our protagonists)

"Hey Oolong do you like pork ?" Goku asked innocently.

"HELL NO !!!" Olong responded with disgust and anger before seeing something approching them "H-Hey what's that ?!"

That was Yamcha and Puerh on a jet-bike !

[Some minutes later]

I came back with some dinosaur meat that i killed in the desert only to see Yamcha getting wrecked by Goku and retreating with Puerh after they saw Bulma.

"What happened here !?"i asked but i already knew what happened.

"I'm hungry...." Goku said and Oolong was sighing at what was happening.

[A minute or so later]

"Why didn't you tell us you had a capsule ?! How petty !!" Bulma said with furrowed eyebrows at Oolong.

"I wanted to save it for special occasion, dammit..."Oolong responded with annoyance in his voice, Before turning to Goku "And you, you really eat a lot you know that ?!"

Goku just shrugged not caring.

"You could have at least told us ! Because of you i killed a dinosaur so what are we gonna do with all that meat ?" I told Oolong while pointing to the big corpse of the dinosaur outdoor.

"I still wonder how you killed it and also, were you really going to eat that ?" Oolong asked me with a dumbfonded expression.

"I'm just the strongest guy on this planet and dinosaur meat is tasty when you know how to cook it ! I would've told you to ask Goku but he just eat everything that can be ate so..." I responded with a smirk.

"Anyway, is there a bathroom here ?" Bulma asked Oolong.

Oolong responded her and told her that the bathroom was on the right side of the bus.

[Author's note : I don't know what's the name of the vehicle of Oolong so i called it a bus since it look like one.]

Oolong asked us why do we needed to go to the Frypan mountain and Goku explained to him.

I also sensed the KI of Yamcha outside trying to hear the conversation.

"So if you gather all seven dragon balls the dragon will make your wish come true ?!" Oolong asked.

"Yeah !" Me and Goku responded at the same time.

"....And how many of them do you have so far ?"Oolong asked and Goku responded him "Five ! The sixth one's supposed to be at the frypan mountain !"

"So that's why you're trying to get to frypan mountain so badly...That radar she was looking at in the boat show you were they are ?" Oolong asked and i nodded to him and he continued "Hmm. I don't really have an interest in that though..." And Goku asked him "Why not ? I just want to see the dragon !" And i interjected "Don't forget that we are also here to make sure Bulma doesn't wish for something stupid !"

We then heard Bulma "My wish isn't stupid !!!"

I turned to her and said "Yes it is !"

"What is she gonna wish for anyway?" Oolong asked, whispering to Goku.

"Something about strawberry, i don't remember."Goku responded not caring.

"Anyway, Oolong what's with these pajamas ! How the hell am i supposed to wear something this small ?" But Oolong just shrugged "I told you they're MY pajamas...If you don't want them just sleep naked !"

Bulma pouted and Oolong gave us something to drink but before drinking it i asked the system if it was good for me to drink it since i knew Oolong put something to make us sleep in it but i think it won't work for me since my body and celles are much stronger than that of a normal human so poisoning me to make me sleep won't work unless he used a poison made for Sayian or species stronger than human

And so i drank it and when everyone except Oolong was asleep i pretended to sleep and only some second later Yamcha got inside the bus and make sure that we were sleeping before telling Puerh to search for Bulma and Oolong so he could search for the dragon balls.

Something like twenty second later puerh who was disguised as Goku got out of the bus with Oolong who was disguised as Bulma and when they got out i jumped behind Yamcha and knocked him out like Whis did to Beerus in DBS.

'You already saw Bulma naked once and that's already too much so now sleep !' i though with anger before throwing him outside and waiting until Puerh and Oolong came back.

And that didn't take long and Puerh was shocked to see Yamcha KO and he took him and they retreated for now and i told Puerh that if they come back with malicious intent i will not let them leave alive again.

[That's the end of this chapter]