Muten Roshi

[i forgot to add what the MC look like so i will post it here (it's how he will look like when adult) —>

GOOD CHAPTER TO YOU ALL !!!]

——The next day——

i was woken up by Bulma screaming and after watching the Dragon balls she got into the bathroom to do her things.

'Seriously i wonder why Goku took out her panties, i already explained to him that girls don't have balls nor dicks !' i sighed at Goku's doing.

——1 hour later——

"Still in the bathroom ? If you were any slower, you'd turn into a turtle you know !!" said Goku, waiting.

"Be quiet ! Who're you calling a turtle?! You just get up too early !"Bulma responded before getting out of the bathroom to get some coffee.

"Would you like some coffee, too ?" Bulma asked me since she know Goku don't like it.

"No, i prefer milk in the morning !" i responded drinking some milk that was in the fridge.

Goku got out to do some exercises.

about minute later we heard Goku talking to someone so we got out to see what it was, even if i already knew it was the Turtle.

"isn't this a sea turtle ? What's it doing all the way out here ?" Bulma said looking at the turtle.

"Eh...Excuse me....But could i possibly get a cup of saltwater if possible, i'd like some seaweed as well..." said the turtle.

"Seem pretty luxurious for a turtle !!" Complained Bulma still going inside to fill a bucket of water with salt.

after drinking saltwater the turtle told us how she got here and that it's been traveling for one year in hope of finding the ocean.

"The ocean ? You're traveling into the opposite direction ! Look it's about 120km to the south !" said Bulma looking at a map.

"120km !!!" the turtle said shocked.

"Do you want us to take you there ?" Goku asked the turtle gently.

"You kidding ? We only have 30 days left until i need to return to school ! We don't have time for crap like that !!" Bulma shouted.

"Bulma don't worry at most it will take a day and wasn't there a Dragon ball on the radar that was in the south ? if it's on the way we can take it too so we kill two birds with one stone !" i told Bulma.

"Okay..."Bulma responded defeated.

"The turtle, you will go on my back !"I said to the turtle while squatting so it could jump on my back.

On the way to the ocean we encountered a giant bear looking bandit who wanted to eat the turtle but Goku defeated him by dodging his sword and punching him in the face.

"I...i didn't know he was that strong geez..."said Bulma trembling a little.

"So are you really tasty like he said ?"Goku asked the turtle.

"Goku, you don't plan to eat him are you ?" I asked Goku with raised eyebrows.

"EH ?! T-There's no way I'd be tasty !! In fact, i taste horrible !! Everyone knows that ! Ahahahahah..." the turtle trembled on my back.

"Oh, okay. You don't look that tasty anyway !"Goku said nonchalantly.

——some minutes later——

"We...We did it !! It's the sea !!! No matter what anyone says...We really made it !!" the turtle was happy to come back to it's home.

"You saved me thank you so much !! So very much !!" the turtle said with tears in it's eyes and added "Please wait here for a moment would you ? By all mean i want to return the favor to you with a gift !" before going to the horizon searching for Muten roshi.

——An hours or so later——

"Ugehh ! It's too salty ! something is wrong with this water !!" Goku said after tasting the water as i laughed at this and responded "Goku, ocean water is salty ! It's not made to be drank !"

"Uuuun...If i knew we were gonna come here i would have brought my swimsuit..." said Bulma.

"And i'm sure you look good in it !" i told her with a smile while playing with Goku in the water.

she blushed but before she could respond anything i sensed something approaching and saw that it was the turtle with someone on it's back.

"The turtle is there with someone on it's back !"i showed were i sensed them to the two.

"How can you see that far ?" Bulma asked but i ignored her.

The turtle came back with an old man who saluted us "Good afternoon ! My turtle told me you helped it !"

"Who are you grandpa ?" Goku asked.

"I am.....Kame sennin !" the old man responded before turning to the turtle to ask "Which one helped you ?"

"The young boys !" the turtle answered.

he then turned to Goku and said "I have a present for you as thanks for saving my turtle !" he turned to the sea and shouted "Come to me, immortal phoenix !!!" but nothing came.

{everyone} "....."

"The phoenix died of food poisoning." the turtle finally said.

"It died even though it's immortal....?"Bulma was dumfounded as i just laughed internally at that.

"Really ?! Oh yeah now that you mention it... I was planning on summoning the phoenix and granting you eternal life..."Kame sennin though for a moment before saying "Alright ! Instead i'll give you this...!" and he shouted "Come to me !!! Kinto-un !!!" and a yellow cloud came toward us and Kame sennis told Goku "This is Kinto-un ! I'm giving it to you !"

"How do i eat it ?" Goku asked.

"Don't eat my treasured cloud !!!" Kame sennin responded sweating before saying "If you ride on Kinto-un, you will be able to fly anywhere you like in the sky !"

"But why do you have this cloud ? It has nothing to do with turtles..." Bulma asked.

"It's unbecoming of children to pay attention to such details...." Kame sennin responded.

"Wow i can really fly in the sky like Kuruma with it ?!" Goku said exited to try it.

"Amazing right ? But there is a catch, only those pure of heart can ride on Kinto-un ! So if you aren't a good boy, you won't be able to ride it ! Let me show you how it's done !" Kame sennin said to Goku before jumping on the Kinto-un but passed through it before wallowing on the ground hurting himself "Arrrrrgggh, m-my back !!!"

"A-Are you alright ?!" the turtle asked him and me and Bulma laughed at this.

"Let me try and ride it !" Goku said before jumping on it and flying with it in the sky and doing some looping before coming back and saying excitedly "This is awesome !!! Thank you so much !!!"

Then Kame sennin turned to me and Bulma and asked "Anyway what did he meant by flying like Kuruma ? Who is that ?" And i told him that it was me while pointing to myself.

He was shocked and asked "You can fly ? You aren't from the Crane school are you ?"

"No, our grandpa trained us but Goku still don't know how to use KI and i can fly only for a few second." I reassured him.

He then asked "And who is your grandpa ?"

"Our grandpa's name is SonGohan !" I answered him.

He looked shocked but still said "That explain why you can fly ! You know your grandpa was one of my disciple ?"

I lied to him "No i didn't !"

"It's been years since i last saw him, how is he ?" he asked with a nostalgic smile.

I then started to talk about grandpa Gohan to Kame sennin, how he found us to when we started this journey.

He then started thinking 'What should i give him ? Do i have any other good stuff ? i should give him something special, he is the grandkid of Gohan after all !' but before he could tell me anything i asked "Can i have this ?" while pointing to the Dragon ball hanging on his neck.

"Pretty huh ! It's a necklace i found 100 years ago at the bottom of the sea !" Kame sennin said while showing me the necklace with the Dragon ball on it.

"Can i have it ?" i asked him.

"Sure it's not much but if that's what you want !" Kame sennin responded before saluting us and going back on the turtle to go back to the sea.

"See !! I told you it was a good thing to bring the turtle back !" i told Bulma while we were going back to the house.

"True but that was just a coincidence though !" She responded with a smile.

"After we find the next one we'll have five Dragon balls !" Goku said while riding the Kinto-un and counting on his fingers.

Bulma entered the house while me and Goku waited outside and talked about what we got from Kame sennin.

"We really found some good stuff !" i told him, then we heard Bulma screaming in the house.

——Three days later——

"Are we close to the next Dragon ball ?" i asked Bulma who was looking at her radar.

"Yes it should be around there !" she responded.

"Maybe it's in those houses over there." Goku said pointing to a village not far in front of us.

as we approached the village we saw that it was really quiet and no one was there, well if you can't detect KI. But i can and i also know the story so i know that the people are in their house to hide from Oolong.

"It's pretty quiet here...I wonder if it's deserted..."Bulma said.

"No i can sense some people here they are just in their house !" i responded.

"Well, either way, the Dragon ball has got to be around here, somewhere !" Bulma said watching her radar.

Goku approached a house and knocked on the door but since no one answered he decided to destroy it by punching in it.

"Now it's open !" Goku said nonchalantly.

"You're really reckless you know..."Bulma responded as i sighed.

then a man with an axe charged at Goku and hit him in the head but the axe broke and Goku had a bump on his head.

After seeing that the man said in horror "So...So it didn't work after all..."

"Wh-What do you think you're doing ?!" shouted Goku in anger.

"P-please forgive me Oolong-sama !!! If it's money and food you want, I'll give you as much as you wish !! J-just please spare my daughter....!!"the man begged.

"Eh ? O-Oolong...?" Goku and Bulma said at the said time.

The old man told us that there is a monster in this village named Oolong that can change his appearance and that he is a real pervert who already kidnapped girls from the village and that he hoped to take is daughter too today.

Bulma got an idea and asked the man "Hey, mister. Do you have a ball like this ?" while showing him a dragon ball.

He responded no but an old lady said that she has one that her grandmother picked up a long time ago.

"How about this ? In exchange for the ball, we'll get rid of that Oolong for you !" Bulma made a deal with them but before they could finish saying something i added "and i'll be the one to capture him !"

Suddenly a man entered the house and said "Hey, Oolong is here !!!"

"Okay, Goku !" i turned to him and added "If he tries to flee you get on Kinto-un and chase him !"

"Okay !"he seriously responded.

Me and Goku got out of the house and we saw a big demon looking guy coming toward us he was wearing a suit and had flowers like he was at a wedding.

"Heh heh heh ! I've come for you my cute little lady !!" he said but then he saw us "Huh ? Where's my bride and who are you ?!"

"You don't recognize me, my love ?" i joked and made fun of it.

"Y....You....H....How dare you mock Oolong-sama...?!"

he then transformed into a huge boar and said "Now i am mad !! You know i can be really scary, right ?!"

"Your acting skill is really poor i wonder how you actually can scare anyone ! even my little brother can beat you up without problems !" i told him yawning and pointed to Goku.

He turned to Goku and said "Huuuuh ?! Him, beating me ?...Fufufu...D-Don't be ridiculous ! Hurry up and bring the girl out here !! If you do that, i'll forgive you for your insolence !!" trying to be scary.

Goku took a fighting stance and jumped toward him but Oolong transformed into a bat right away and flew in the sky, narrowly dodging the kick Goku wanted to deliver him.

"Goku, chase him with Kinto-un and capture him !" i told Goku.

——5 minutes later——

Goku captured him and the villagers were all shocked to see that the monster that scared them was only an inoffensive little pig.

"Sheesh...I don't even feel like getting mad..."a villager said disappointed by Oolong's true form.

"Now you better take us to the girl you kidnapped, got it ?!" i told Oolong.

Oolong took us to his house and i must say that it's quite the big house in the traditional chinese style.

we entered the house and three villagers shouted at the same time "Heggiiiieee !! Daddy has come for you !!"

"Hog-chan !! It's mommy !!"

"Lee !! Everything's alright now !!"

But the girls who were with all sorts of classy and costly things responded "We don't want to go back to work in the fields ! Just leave us here !"

Their parents were dumbfounded to hear that and Oolong said with exasperation "I WANTED AN OBEDIENT GIRL....But these ones have been costing me a fortune....I'm begging you, PLEASE, take them back...!"