Highschool of the Boobs

<|Jasmine's POV|>

"Uno, bitch!" I shouted with a bit of mania as I placed my card on the stack. An hour had passed. An °hour°, since we started our game of Uno.

"Fuck! Hey Kimmie, ya got something to fuck Jazzie with!?" Touka, who was beside me, growled as she held her °18° cards.

"We really should have stopped earlier, but unfortunately, Touka, I don't have anything." Kim, despite being as irritated as Touka, calmly replied.

"I still do not understand how a simple game of cards can bring such levels of frustration." 2B, who placed a green 8 on top of Touka's yellow 8, commented with equal parts of confusion and frustration.

"I think it's pretty fun!" The ever peppy Penny replied to 2B while placing a green card.

"Despite Touka and Jaz being as aggressive as they are now, I think it's really was fun. Uno." Kim, who now had one card, added with a soft smile.

"Go fuck yourself Touka!" Despite the calmness of the other three, I aggressively placed my plus 4 card, finally ending this game before proceeding to flip my middle finger at Touka, who ungraciously accepted defeat and tackled me.

Spurred by this attack I retaliated with...tickling. A second hadn't even passed when I rendered Touka into a laughing mess.

"Hahahaha! Sta-hahaha! Ha-sto-stop-hahaha!"

Taking pity on the ghoul, I pushed myself away from the woman, content with my win. Turning around, I saw 2B being extra attentive to our earlier actions.

"What's up?" I asked, confused and curious.

"I simply am observing how humans interact, and after hours of watching you and Kim, I realized that it was harder than expected." The beautiful android supplied, causing me to smile warmly at her.

"I'll give you an advice, 2B. It's better to be involved than to just observed." As I finished my advice, I °pounced° towards 2B. Once I had successfully straddled the woman I began tickling her, and the look of absolute °shock° on 2B's face as she quickly fell into a laughing mess was absolutely wonderful!

'It seems she's never been tickled before. And who knew androids were °this° close to actual humans!' It was nice, being able to have fun like this. 2B's been slightly depressed since the apocalypse started, so I'm glad I could put a smile on her beautiful face.

However, our fun was quickly cut off by rapid knocking followed by frantic shouting.

"HELLO! IS ANYONE INSIDE! W-WE NEED HELP! PL-PLEASE! I HAVE A DAUGHTER!"

It was Kim who reacted first. One moment she was in the living room watching us, but the next moment she was suddenly ushering the people outside into the house.

As Kim brought in our unexpected guests, the rest of us quickly made ourselves presentable. Then, as a man and a girl entered the living room, I was absolutely surprised!

'I thought about saving °him° once the time comes, but I didn't expect them to find our place first!' I originally thought about saving the man, the little girl's, Alice's father, but I had no clue where he, or even where the main cast would be at, so I just prayed that our intervention had hopefully saved him in some way. Who would have thought that they would just find us by chance!

"Th-thank you for taking us in. There were...there were a lot of zombies out there." The unnamed father of Alice bowed in gratitude, face pale and sweaty.

Turning to look at Penny, I gave her a nod, prompting her to go to the kitchen. We had no leftovers, with 2B and Penny having large appetites even though they fundamentally shouldn't have one, but there was a cake in the fridge left by this house's old residents. It won't be a filling meal, but it should still be enough.

"No problem! We're just happy to help!" Kim replied in a friendly manner while ushering the two to take a seat. The man quickly plopped onto the couch, obviously exhausted, while his daughter, Alice, was looking at us with wariness and awe.

"Touka, go prepare the bath for our guests." The woman nodded at my request, promptly doing as I have asked as she had also noticed the blood coating the man's sleeves. From the looks of it he didn't seem to have been bit, but he'll still need to clean himself up. And while she went to do her task, I sat next to the father-daughter duo.

"Hey, there. So, what's your name little one?" I asked the littlr girl with a soft voice, gentle and friendly.

The little pinkette eyed me shyly, assessing me, before meekly replying while burying half her face into her father's chest. "I'm Ma-Maresato Alice..."

Smiling affably, I slowly raised my hand to tuck in a strand of her hair, and seeing no negative reactions, I did just that.

"You have pink hair, just like mine!" Though it was dyed, but the little girl didn't need to know that.

And, as if just realizing it, Alice's eyes °beamed° in wonder.

"You do..." The younger pinkette said, eyes focused on my hair.

As Alice continued to stare at our hair, I moved my gaze to face her father's eyes who looked so °exhausted° that it made my heart feel heavy. Then, noticing my intentions, Alice's father hesitantly let go of his daughter, who then proceeded to look at him questioningly.

"Why don't you...why don't you go with onee-chan for a bit, yeah? Otousan will just rest for a bit, okay?"

Alice was hesitant at first, but after giving her friendly gestures, the little girl finally got off from her father's lap and transferred herself onto mine.

With Alice now in my arms, I softly caressed her hair. "By the way, my name's Opiana Jasmine, but you can call me Jaz-onee-chan, okay?"

Nodding tiredly, the little girl replied, "Ok-okay...Jaz-onee-chan..."

Noticing that the girl was about to sleep, I shook her a bit to keep hee up. "Hey, hey... Don't sleep just yet. You probably hadn't had dinner, so you'll have to eat first before sleeping. You're still a growing girl, so you shouldn't skip dinner. You should at least fill that tummy of yours with a bit of cake, okay? After that, you can sleep."

Despite being as sleepy as she was, Alice nodded with a yawn, causing me to smile.

<|Timeskip|>

With the night passing by uneventfully after the Maresatos arrival, things have been weirdly calm come morning. Sure there were the moans of the dead right outside our base, but it was still as calm as it can be in a zombie apocalypse.

2B and Penny, the two androids not needing to sleep, had both stayed up last night to keep watch while us humans, plus ghoul, slept. Because of this, I prepared a somewhat larger meal for them as gratitude. Was it wasteful? Absolutely not. Despite our inventories being limited to 25 slots, the slots themselves have no limit, and Kim used this advantage to gather °crates° of supplies. It pays to really have a friend with connections.

"So, Maresato-san, after lunch we'll drop you off at the Takagi estate." I casually mentioned this while eating breakfast, surprising the man.

"Huh?" The man, Maresato Shu, replied confusedly.

"Takagi Souichiro was able get a radio frequency yesterday and he announced his estate to be a safe place for survivors. They have people, a good defense, weapons, and food. You two will be more safer with them." In truth, we just didn't want a civilian knowing about what we are. Plus, it was true that they were safer at their place.

After gulping down his food, Shu worriedly asked, "But how about your group? You said that you would just °drop us off°. Are you implying you won't join us?"

Turning to face Alice, who was eating her own meal, I smiled and answered, "Yep." And in all honesty, we can't afford to form a connection with people here, me especially. I'm a very emotional woman, and leaving friends here, with no way of ever contacting them, knowing about their situation, it would just make me crazy until I finally move on.

And with that, breakfast continued with a slightly somber atmosphere.

<|Timeskip|3rd Person's POV|>

As lunch passed, Jasmine, Touka, and the Maresatos were waiting right outside their base. To the Maresatos, they simply think they were waiting for Penny to kill all the zombies on the main road, but in truth Jasmine was waiting for the main cast to pass by for them to hitch a ride. Of course, this plan hinged on Jasmine hoping that they had not changed much of the main cast's decisions.

Fortunately for Jasmine, just as Penny had killed off most of the zombies, a Humvee came just in time. Reacting quickly, Jasmine jumped on top of the fence and began waving frantically, calling out for the people in the car's attention.

Once the car reached the front of the house, they stopped. And that's where Jasmine finally got to meet the main cast of this anime world they were in.

The first to come out of the car was the "main protagonist" himself, Komurl Takashi, who Jasmine didn't particularly think to be all that great. Then, the next one who came out was Busujima Saeko, and Jasmine's little gay heart sped up a lot after seeing the sadistic beauty.

"Hey! We're going to the Takagi Estate, you should come with us!" Takashi said this with a stern voice. He and his group had already experienced betrayal from people they have helped, so they were wary of these survivors before them. However, once Takashi saw that a child was with them, he now truly wished that they would come with them.

"Of course! That's where we were going too! But..." Jasmine trailed off, checking the inside of the car.

"I don't think we'll all fit inside." It looked like only three more people can fit the inside of the Humvee.

Takashi, realizing that this was true, cringed a bit.

"Eh. Don't worry, I can just hang on the roof." Touka suddenly interjected, surprising everyone but Jasmine. Staying on the roof of the car was dangerous, especially when the road is as unpredictable as it is.

Takashi was about to decline her request, but Touka continued. "Don't worry. I've got a pretty decent grip."

Seeing that Takashi was still apprehensive about this, Jasmine cut in, saying, "Well, why don't we go now? We don't want to be caught up in the middle of the night, yeah?"

Knowing that we were in limited in time, Takashi can only nod as they entered the car.

<|Jasmine's POV|>

It was surprising how I was able to have a calm conversation with all these fine women of the main cast! God they were absolutely beautiful! Takagi Saya, Miyamoto Rei, Busujima Saeko, and Marikawa Shizuka. °Absolutely° divine.

"So, why °were° you going to the estate in the first place?" Saya asked, one thigh being occupied by Alice while said child was also occupying one of my thighs.

"We heard on the radio that Takagi Souichiro was the first to react at the start of all this and in less than three hours was able to fortify his estate and the surrounding area and was taking in any survivors he can." I answered her as I twirled her hair in my fingers, marveling at the natural pink color of her hair. God was I jealous.

"Really!?" Surprised by this, Saya exclaimed and nearly jumped from her seat.

Eyeing her curiously, I asked, "Why were °you° going there if you didn't know this?" I already knew the answer, but it would be weird if I didn't ask this.

Clearing her throat and wiggling to get a better seat, my fellow pinkette answered, "W-well, we decided to go there because...well, I live there..." She trailed off, as if expecting some kind of backlash, but I simply smiled at her, not pushing the subject further.

Moving my gaze around, I tried my best to focus on the women's faces instead of their boobs, which was surprisingly easy with how beautiful they were. All of the women here were all very captivating, and although it made me a bit insecure once more to be surrounded by all sich gorgeous women, I was more happy to be close to them!

Suddenly, the car stopped, prompting us all to lool at the front. There we saw a horde of zombies, but beyond it were cars blocking an intersection.

"This must be the fortification you told me?" Saya asked while looking at the cars that were strategically placed to act as a wall, but could still easily make a path.

Before I could answer her, Touka began hitting the roof before putting her head through the car roof and saying, "I think I see people on the other side."

Prompted by this, everyone, sans Saya and I since Alice was on our lap, scrambled to get a look.

"I see them!" Kohta, who had a sniper rifle, exclaimed while looking through the scope.

Hope seemed to swell at this knowledge, and I can't help but feel happy for them. We weren't friends, far from it, but they people all the same, and I was simply gladdened by all this.

"The only problem are °them°." Rei used °them° with the most venomous tone I heard, but despite that I can't help but roll my eyes. Using °them° to refer to the zombies were just too cheesy, the reason for it being even more so. Would they still think calling them zombies would make all this feel like a movie when one of them was eating someone's face of right in front of them? Honestly, the reason why I wasn't calling them out for this was because I didn't want to cause an argument.

"Don't worry, we got you covered." I piped up, surprising them. Pulling out a bluetooth speaker I found at our base, I turned it on and connected my phone to it through bluetooth.

Giving the tiny speaker to Touka, she shocked everyone when she suddenly °dashed° towards the house beside us, then suddenly jumping and running on top of the fence seemingly without effort. Seconds later, we couldn't see her anymore as she passed by another house.

"What the!?" Takashi exclaimed, surprised and worried for Touka's safety.

"Don't worry! Touka pretty damned fast! She'll be safe!" And just as I calmed their worries, Touka was running back to us!

"Should be good there." Touka said as she landed on the roof, not even showing any signs of being tired, causing me to be slightly jealous of her physique.

Without waiting for anything else, I pressed play and loud music can be heard from behind to house. This immediately caused the zombies to look at the direction of the music, and before long, they began to shamble towards it.

"Well? What are you waiting for? Let's go!" As the people guarding the road went to open up a space for us to pass through, I quickly urged the dumbfounded Shizuka to go with a slight giggle at the end.