Chapter 46: THE SAVIOUR

Kai was sitting on the mast sideways as the crew was freaking out and trying to keep the ship in one piece. He had regained his composure. After a little while they broke through the white sea and landed on the clouds.

Usopp decided to jump into the white sea and Kai just sighed. He looked at Robin and said. "You see the problem right?"

Robin just laughed. "Nishishi! There is no seafloor. He's gonna fall to his death."

Luffy froze. "Oh no! Usopp! We have to save him!" As he jumped in after him.

Zoro shook his head. "What an idiot! That guy can't swim!" He huffed before he jumped in after Luffy.

Kai looked at the two and looked at everyone. "Anyone else?" He asked and they shook their heads.

Kai nodded. "What idiots! No one can swim in these!" Before he jumped off as well like the other three.

The crew had their jaws drop except Sanji and Robin.

Robin giggled as she wasn't concerned about Kai and Sanji lit a cigarette and muttered. "Damn show off." As he knew that Kai could fly.

After a little while the four people who jumped in the water all made it back up on deck, courtesy of Kai. Who just went about his day like nothing happened. He lit a cigarette and asked Sanji to make some food out of a sky fish he caught, giving another to Robin so she could analyze it.

A little bit later a man charged at the crew and attacked them only to be stopped by another man. Who told him to leave. The man who saved them told them his name was Gan Fall and gave them a whistle to call for him if they ever needed help.

The crew kept sailing and they reached a place called heaven's gate. They passed through and Kai looked up. "Hmm. I guess we really did all die in the knock-up stream. Cool!" He said, causing Robin to giggle and the rest of the crew to freak out.

As they were going through they met with the gatekeeper to heaven. "Are you here to sightsee, to fight, to find a lover, ride a waver, commit genocide, learn a new language, overthrow god, eat local cuisine, kill people at random, walk on the beach's, start a revolution and save the people from tyranny, swim in the clouds, fish, eat people alive, or are you here by accident and wish to turn back?"

Kai and Robin laughed. "Wahahaha/Nishishishi!" Before Kai started seriously thinking.

"Hmm I'd say: 1,2,4,7,8, and 11. Maybe 5 if we feel like spicing things up a bit." Kai replied to the old lady.

Then the lady said, "Well it doesn't really matter, you just need to pay the fees of 1 billion extol per person."

Kai nodded sagely. Nami wanted to save money so she said. "Err, haha, Uhh, what if, we, don't have any money?" She asked, acting all nervous.

Luffy was about to bring up the fact that they did in fact have money before Nami kicked him in the face before he could even speak.

"I can't stop you. I'm not a warrior or a guard. I just wanted to know your intentions." The old lady said.

Nami beamed. "We can't pay!" She said feeling like she just cheated the system.

The women let them through and they went up to the higher level of the white ocean.

On the way up Kai asked. "Do you guys want to die?"

They all looked at him weird. """No, why?""" They all said.

Kai answered. "The punishment for not paying the fee is death. So I was just wondering why you didn't pay if you don't wanna die."

"Nishishishi! Is that so?" Robin said and Nami almost fainted.

She looked over at Kai helplessly. "Why didn't you tell us?"

Kai looked at her weird. "You didn't ask." He said seriously.

Nami started crying. "We're all gonna die because of this idiot!"

"I'm not an idiot! You're the idiot for not asking!" Kai yelled defiantly.

Nami was still in a daze muttering something about dying before finding the gold city and Robin whispered to Kai. "Is no one going to mention the fact that you just told her we might commit genocide to spice things up a bit?"

Kai smiled. "Do you really think any of these guys even realized I said that?"

Robin thought for a moment. "Touche." She said as the crew continued sailing towards the shore.

They got there and met a girl with wings.

"Heso!" Kai called out to the girl before anyone else said anything and the girl called back. "Heso!"

Then the crew looked at the two weirdly. "Hello! I'm Nami. It's nice to meet you. What does heso mean?" Nami asked.

Kai walked towards the angel girl and said. "What weirdos. What does hello mean?"

The angel beside him nodded. "Quite weird people."

The crew all face planted except Robin who just giggled and said. "Heso miss angel. I'm Robin. What is your name?"

"Heso! I'm Conis." The girl replied leaving the crew stunned.

Why did it feel like Kai and Robin had been here the whole time? They were acting like they lived on sky island! Conis invited them all to the beach to talk and let Nami borrow the waver.

Kai sat down and asked Conis. "Do you know any places that trade dials and wavers for vearth?"

Conis told him a few places and Kai went on a little shopping trip. He got more dials than the crew could ever use themselves and also got a few wavers. He also bought a bunch of clouds as they were great pillows.

When Kai got back the White Berets, who were the police of sky island were trying to arrest the crew.

Kai walked up to Conis. "It's good to see criminals finally getting what they deserve. I can't believe god let them walk around for so long unpunished!"

Conis nodded seriously. "Umu. Criminals must be punished."

Kai nodded along with her copying her. "Umu, Umu." He said, nodding with a smug smile on his face and his arms crossed.

Usopp called out to him. "You're one of us!"

Kai heard this and jumped back in fear. He turned to Conis and said in a frantic voice. "There's an imposter among us! We must do something about this!"

The White Berets came over and started asking questions, but Kai and Conis were panicking too much about the imposter to focus on answering.

"It could be any one of us." Conis said as she was shaking.

Kai was looking around frantically. "Who is it? Please don't kill us!"

Kai looked over to see one of the White Berets was talking to the crew. Luffy had explained to him that heso and hello meant the same thing. The officer nodded and turned around to his friend. "Hello Jimmy!" He said in a happy voice.

""It's him!!"" Both Kai and Conis said at the same time as they hugged each other in fear.

The man's friend now known as Jimmy started to shake violently. "No, no! Billy! It can't be! It was you this whole time! I've known you for years! How could you do this to me, to all of us! What about your girlfriend Jenny!"

He broke down into tears as the man who said hello now known as Billy cried out. "It wasn't me! You have to believe me! It was just a prank! Bro! Please! I would never do this!"

Jimmy refused to forgive him as he turned to the leader. "Please, take him away… I can't stand to see his face anymore."

The leader nodded and patted his shoulder. "It's ok Jimmy. Take the rest of the day off today. You've had it tough today." Jimmy nodded and started to walk home.

Suddenly a loud voice was heard. "Kekekeekkeekekekeeke, HAHAHAHA!! That's right! It was me! I've been planning this for years! It was all a ruse Jimmy! I never cared about you or Jenny!" Billy shouted out as he had been exposed.

Kai was shocked! He really was a bad guy! What the fuck were the odds?!

Just then a woman came to the scene with a bento in hand and broke down crying. "Billy! How could you do this to me! I thought you loved me! I thought we were meant for each other!"

Billy's head snapped in her direction before his evil face broke down and he started crying. "I-I-I do love you Jenny! At first it was just for the mission, but I can't keep pretending that my feelings don't exist!" He got on one knee.

"No way." Kai muttered as he was stunned.

"Jenny. I-I Love you! I want to make this official! Will you Jenny Breker marry me Billy Joller?" Billy asked from his knee as he looked up at Jenny like she was his most prized possession.

Jenny had tears streaming down her face as she nodded. "Yes, yes, 100 million times yes!" She ran to him and shot into his arms like a bullet and they both cried in each other's arms happily.

"What the fuck?" Kai asked in pure disbelief. Before he started clapping and cheering causing everyone to join them.

Kai started 'crying' and wiped a tear. "Beautiful, they are perfect for each other! I knew the second I saw them together that they were meant for one another!"

Conis agreed with him. "Umu. It's truly a sight to see. I don't think I've ever seen such pure love."

Everyone finished there cheers and Billy and Jenny bowed.

A random person asked. "Aren't we going to arrest Billy?" His rational statement was ignored as everyone sent him a glare.

"What the fuck is wrong with you Jeff? Do you get off on ruining marriages? This is why you're still single!" Jeff looked at the man incredulously. What did he do wrong? All he asked was whether they should arrest the criminal.

Billy and Jenny leaned in to kiss each other to confirm their feelings for one another before they were shoved out of the way by Kai as lightning struck where they were just standing, hitting Kai.

"*cough* Please… go on… you have too… be happy… witho- *cough* *cough* without… me…" Kai said as he reached out towards the two and his hand fell to the ground.

"Nooooo! Not him! Why god?! WHYYYYY!" Billy cried out.

Jenny fell to her knees beside him crying. "Not him! Why him! This is too cruel!"

Conis was shocked and screamed. "I can't take this anymore! I can't stand this god!"

The whole White Berets grit their teeth in anger. The leader smashed a fist into a fall. "That bastard god! How could he take him from us!? I can't do this anymore! I quit! I won't do this anymore! Who's with me?!" He yelled out at the huge crowd who had gathered due to the commotion.

The crowd erupted into loud cheers. "YEAAAAAA!" The crowd cheered out.

"I've had enough of this TYRANNY! I'll avenge my saviour!!!" Billy yelled out as he wiped his tears. The people behind him cheered again.

On the Merry Zoro, Robin, Nami and Sanji were shocked. Kai was clearly still alive! Why were they trying to overthrow god all of a sudden?

Luffy, Usopp and Chopper started balling. ""Down with this tyrant god! We must avenge the saviour!!!"" All three of them yelled out together as they joined the crowd in cheers about overthrowing god.

"Nishishi! What funny angels." Robin laughed.

Meanwhile, on Enel's throne.

A few minutes ago.

*Achoo* Enel sneezed which caused him to accidently send a lightning bolt in a random direction. "Oops. I hope that doesn't kill anyone by accident. Anyways, I'm going to take a nap."

Little did Enel know that this stray lightning bolt was the sole cause of a revolution of the people. The literal only reason for any of them rebelling at the moment was because of this one deadly sneeze and a random guy that everyone called the saviour. Even thought no one actually knew who he was. They even all called him saviour because they didn't know his name. Everyone claimed to be sad about his death but none of them had ever met him before. Plus, he never even died!

Anyway!

On the Merry.

"None of them even know me." A voice said from behind the Straw Hats.

Chopper, Luffy and Usopp started crying and hugged him. ""The saviour is alive!!"" They were ecstatic!

Kai just shook his head. "How the fuck did you three join a revolution to overthrow god within 10 minutes of me being gone? I'm genuinely impressed at how dumb that is."

Robin couldn't hold it in anymore. "NISHISHISHISHISHI! How did that just happen? You started the best soap opera I've ever seen, then made the people overthrow their own god!" Robin was leaning over the railing laughing.

Kai just sighed. "Listen devil-chan, somehow, literally everyone on this planet is an idiot. I don't understand how myself, but anything can happen with these guys walking around. Hell I've already done this before with Smokey at a bar. It was crazy, I didn't even try. I'm telling you, Idiots. Idiots everywhere."

This day would go down in the history of Skypiea as the start of a new era! When brave warriors raised up from the everyday citizens and went against god in the name of their saviour. The leader of this group? Billy! Who had his marriage saved by his alleged lifelong friend… who he had never met.