Awakening

"Next!" a voice said.

"Next!" The entity voiced once again with a deadpen expration.

"I said NEXT!" the same voice repeated with large amount of frustration.

'wait.. Wha..' i thought.

"oh god i knew i should have listened to Denise and quit this job a centry ago. Bro Cmon i literally have another billion soul to judge and terrify. you aint special,you died, no body loved you you're probably excessively ugly according to your species . Get over yourself." came of from this knock-off king Yemma 's mouth.

" are you talking to me mate? "i finally spoke to this clearly psychedelic vision im having. Fucking george with his insistence on me taking the shrooms.

" Thats it. Fuck you! You just got your self a random reincarnation; maybe you'll get lucky and get reborn as a sea cucumber or an STD crab. And bitch for your inforamtion Yemma is a knock-off of me." What i now refer to as Bitchemma spoke with anger and finality. And just like that all i saw was darkness.

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And just like that here i'am reborn as 2 years younger Togata Mirio in the world of My Hero Academia; you might be wondering why im not panicking, well like any normal human being i did at first well by first i meant the first 8 months after birth.

Months of lamenting, Grief, and defecating in diapers 3-4 times aday i finally got my shit together and decided to plan. And lets face it my odds in this world are pretty good. intangiblility. Great looks and goddamn good genetics.

Cant wait wait to get back to the grind boys and girls. I fucking died at 23! So much shit i didnt do. Still atleast i still got my hard earned skills from my previous life. picking up hacking and programming early was probably the best decision i ever made. and best part is not only have i been reborn as broken ass obito wannabe hax character but i also go all the fighting experience and talent from Garou. Which as far im concerned is complete bullshit.

But hey! i still have have to put in the work to intgrate them in my new body and conditioning to be the best version of myself cuz as much as original Mirio may have been a mean motherfucker in the show but im planning turn him/myself into a real fucking menance. And with my dedication to gains lets just say that by the time the plot kicks in ill fucking bulldoz any enemy that comes my way.

Thus started my journey. By the time i was 7 i was already considered a menace didnt even fucking use my quirk. Not the way i would have liked to be feared but its not my fucking fault the orphanage choice of literature is fucking shit not even some basic fredrick neichze to nurture our poor unwanted orphan soul. so like any sound minded adult in a child body(random priest sneezes) , that demands high quality entertainment. I found a metal pipe laying around, and then went to find my would be victi-i mean donor for a poor orphan. yeah i fucking knocked some guy, nicked him and ran. Problem was when you live in a orphanage it basically intails close proximity to alot of people so when it was time for dinner and some older kid asks me why do i have blood stains in my face which like an idiot i forget to clean but i can blame that on adrenaline what i can not forgive is me blurting out "dont worry about it, it aint mine" goddamn they looked at me like iam possessed. Still they pretty much ignored me cuz to them im just the 'quirless' pity party.

Meh I've gotten my quirk at four like everyone else; i just dont want to be bothered with the all bullshit ill get from fucking announcing my bullshit quirk no way im getting killed by some old ass, no face having ass old fuck just for some flex to a bunch of people i don't give 0 fucks about.

ill register when im 13 by that time ill have enough power to atleast protect my self in case of attack.

Back to my room checking my loot i found that the retarded that donated all hes possessions to the less fortunate had a pretty decent phone and amount of cash, and best of all a credit card. Well time to start an online pyramid scheme i guess.these gains aint paying for themselves.

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Thanks for reading. Tbh i wrote this cuz its 3 in the morning i literally found nothing to read so i thought the fuck not waste some time writing this. Like it? Hate it? Comment here! Let me hear your thought fuckers.