Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich
This is the story of a crazy lich who possesses an internal game system and brings catastrophe to the entire world. “Let’s look at the daily quests today… it’s the damned choose one-of-two-options-type again. Destroy a town with a population of 30,000 people or above; reward: 10,000 evil points. Steal lollipops from 3 children; reward: 1 evil point. If neither of the quests is completed, then 2 points will be deducted.” “Tsk! You think I’m stupid? If I really destroyed a town, a crusade of Myth-ranked Holy Knights would definitely come hunting me down. Even if I earned the points, there wouldn’t be any life left in me to spend them. I better just go be a kindly lollipop bandit.” I’ve already had enough of being a notorious lich. Who says a lich can’t be a good person? I’m definitely going to beat this damned system and be an upright and dignified good man.
Teasing the Cat
Editor: Kurisu
I yawned as I looked at the several hundred lizardmen currently surrounding me. To be honest, this was actually quite boring for me.
"Little Red! Your mom is telling you to come home and eat dinner!"
And so, I stood up and loudly shouted some strange words that were amplified by my magic. Thus, the entire valley kept echoing with the last words "come home and eat dinner!"
Although this sounded ridiculous, I knew that Little Red would understand our secret code.
In our secret code, calling her directly by name and also telling her to come home and eat dinner meant that I was bored, and that we should take care of whatever we had left to do here as soon as possible so that we could get going already.
"Damned Holy Knight! You actually dare to come attack me while I'm weak, humiliating me and my servants? I need power! I need a God Equipment! Hurry and give me the dragon's divine treasure!"