Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich
This is the story of a crazy lich who possesses an internal game system and brings catastrophe to the entire world. “Let’s look at the daily quests today… it’s the damned choose one-of-two-options-type again. Destroy a town with a population of 30,000 people or above; reward: 10,000 evil points. Steal lollipops from 3 children; reward: 1 evil point. If neither of the quests is completed, then 2 points will be deducted.” “Tsk! You think I’m stupid? If I really destroyed a town, a crusade of Myth-ranked Holy Knights would definitely come hunting me down. Even if I earned the points, there wouldn’t be any life left in me to spend them. I better just go be a kindly lollipop bandit.” I’ve already had enough of being a notorious lich. Who says a lich can’t be a good person? I’m definitely going to beat this damned system and be an upright and dignified good man.
The Bloodspear Tribe Leader’s Frustrations
Editor: Kurisu
Little Red was truly having a good time in the Chaos Abyss.
Every day, some lizardmen would act as her servants. This wasn't much for an Immemorial Dragon like her, but compared to the boring daily life in the Mortal Plane, she would experience "surprises" every single day down here.
For instance, this morning, the lizardmen came to her again and danced several ridiculous dances for her while wearing grass skirts. They also used their heavily accented dragon language to shout "Grand Dragon", "Our grand ancestor", "Protect us", and so on.
The individual leading the praise was an inferno dogman shaman. Although inferno dogmen knew how to speak the dragon language, their accent would be quite heavy due to the structure of their tongues. Lizardmen had an even stranger accent due to speaking with the heaviness of cold-blooded animals.