Cultivation Chat Group
One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. Even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques. However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed...
White, you tricked me!
Editor: Kurisu
Every second of time was worth an ounce of gold, but no amount of gold could buy time!
There was a famous catchphrase online whose content was something like: "I wish I could trade my entire life for ten years of your innocence!"
Hypothetically speaking, if the person that said this sentence could live for a hundred years, they would be able to exchange that amount of time for ten years. The conversion rate was 10:1.
Basically, ten years for one year... such being the case, Song Shuhang was more than willing to trade all the time he had spent playing video games to obtain an hour's worth of time in the world of the golden lotus!
No, he didn't even need one hour, ten minutes were enough! Ten minutes would be more than enough for him to sing the song and perform the dance.
But unfortunately for him, this hypothetical situation was nothing but... a hypothetical one.