Cultivation Chat Group
One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. Even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques. However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed...
Tyrannical Song's Three Questions
Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
Song Shuhang this time didn't use Senior Skylark's spare parts, nor did he employ any resurrection magical treasures related to her. So he racked his brains... and could only think of his undying fat whale golden core.
As Song Shuhang struggled to expand the space in his head, preparing to question Disaster Sister Turtle, the virtuous lamia finally seized an opportunity.
She condensed her virtuous body and wrapped Song Shuhang in her snake tail for protection. Then, she boldly taunted Disaster Sister Turtle, "Call me daddy!"
Disaster Sister Turtle was startled.
"You actually want to be my daddy?"
"Screw you, you mere Tyrannical Song with broken teeth! Do you believe I'll call my daddy over right now?"
Disaster Sister Turtle gnashed her teeth in frustration. Her teeth, strong enough to crush a Ninth Stage magical treasure, chewed fiercely on Song Shuhang and the virtuous lamia.