Cultivation Chat Group
One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. Even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques. However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed...
There's Nothing That Explosions Can't Solve
Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
As the golden-haired mechanical girl posed this question, a strong sense of déjà vu washed over Song Shuhang. Not long ago, the fat ball's clone had grappled with a similar doubt and ultimately deceived itself into a crippling situation.
Could he now employ his silver tongue to hoodwink the golden-haired mechanical girl before him?
He didn't need to maintain the ruse for long; his objective was simply to keep her quietly within the scholarly faction for a brief period.
While Song Shuhang pondered, the virtuous lamia suddenly broke into song, "I am who I am, fireworks of different colors ~"
Song Shuhang was taken aback.
"Don't play around. Let me see if I can hoodwink her." he transmitted this thought to the virtuous lamia.
However, as he transmitted his thoughts, the virtuous lamia swiftly moved her fingers. The threads of virtue on her fingertips tightened and ensnared the golden-haired mechanical girl securely.