Cultivation Chat Group
One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. Even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques. However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed...
The faintly bulging lower abdomen
Editor: Kurisu
At this time, Lady Onion really wished she was nearsighted... because she would be nowhere this scared if she couldn't see clearly the text on Song Shuhang's phone!
Moreover... why were these guys talking about 'casually' cutting off her green onion shoot? Did they take for her for Lady Garlic Chives, thinking that it was enough to sprinkle some fertilizer on her after cutting off her green onion shoot to make it regrow?! It was very difficult to grow back her green onion shoot... moreover, it was something akin to cutting off her head! It was such a cruel thing to do!
Lady Onion looked at Song Shuhang with her teary and dim eyes.
"..." Song Shuhang said, "Did you see the text on the phone?"
Lady Onion nodded.
At the same time, Lady Onion quickly operated her brain. Her green onion shoot and happy green onion life were at stake here, she had to quickly think of a way to get out of this situation.