Cultivation Chat Group
One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. Even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques. However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed...
Sky-high priced bathwater
Editor: Kurisu
Young Master Phoenix Slayer: "Forever alone +1"
Fairy Lychee: "Forever alone +2"
I'm that little white crane at the edge of the Earth's End: "Young man, I have a divine book here called ❮Bachelor Technique❯ that has the requirement of one being a single dog to practice. Are you interested in practicing it? I can give it to you for free."
Medicine Master: "Forever alone + 3"
Medicine Master: "Fellow Daoist White Crane, don't destroy our formation!"
Tyrannical Song: "..."
Monk Swallow Cloud: "Benefactor Song, did you finally see the light?"
Tyrannical Song: "..."
Sun Splitting Halberd Guo Da: "[Picture of a cute puppy]."
This time, when Guo Da sent the dog head emote, the people who were chatting in the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group' suddenly seemed to have been choked by Mr. Destiny, and instantly quieted down.