Cultivation Chat Group
One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. Even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques. However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed...
Senior Copper Trigram’s divination
Editor: Kurisu
Song Shuhang: "..."
"Relax, Sage Monarch Winter Melon has already left," Su Clan's Sixteen said with a smile.
"So, was Senior Brother Song already beaten up by Sage Monarch Winter Melon?" Loli Shi blinked.
Song Shuhang sighed. "Do you have no confidence in me? Sage Monarch Winter Melon has just given up and left. Let's eat and stop making wild guesses."
...In order to prevent Shi from continuing to spout random things, Song Shuhang quickly changed the topic.
The monster bird little Cai excitedly said, "Teacher is mighty and tyrannical!"
Song Shuhang casually forced a 'Saber Intent Condensing Lotus Seed' into Little Cai's mouth. "Stop with the flattery. How's your practice of the ❮Steel Hands Technique❯ going?" These days, Little Cai had been taken around by Fairy Dongfang Six to ferry souls, so he didn't really know how her practice had been progressing.