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Cultivation Chat Group

One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. Even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques. However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed...

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Is that the attitude the young girls have these days?

Editor: Kurisu

Song Shuhang had originally wanted to grab the delinquent's head and use it as a hammer.

However, the amount of weight transmitted from his hands made him feel as if he could wave that delinquent around like a wooden stick, and whirl him around like a steamer's paddle.

Should he try whirling once?

Fortunately, he still had his rationality, and forcefully restrained the impulse—that would be too shocking and might scare young kids.

Right now, Song Shuhang was experiencing how Soft Feather felt while dragging her huge luggage around. Hundreds of kilograms would probably be the same weight as a piece of paper?

That was scary. Luckily, when Soft Feather had ambushed him during the night previously, he did not let his instincts take over, or else… well, you know, right?

"Ahhh…" the golden-haired delinquent that was grabbed by his head and raised into the air was shocked. Both his legs were anxiously waving about, trying to step on the ground while an appalling shriek came out from his mouth—anyone who was raised up suddenly with their head grabbed would have been shocked until they urinated.

For a moment, he thought he was dreaming—he was going to take off in the daytime!

However, regardless of how the golden-haired delinquent struggled, that arm that grabbed onto his head was as if an iron hoop, not moving even an inch, while he who was struggling in the air was similar to a caught fish being hung in air, and regardless of how much he struggled, it seemed useless.

His companions were also intimidated and were even distracted for quite some time before responding.

"Fudge your grandpa! Who are you?" A few delinquents loudly shouted.

Although they would not take the initiative to provoke a student like Song Shuhang who seemed like he could fight well, since the other person had purposely come up himself, they would not take it lying down.

"Fudge your mother, damn your whole family. Before trying to be a hero and saving the beauty, go and weigh yourself first." The delinquents on his left and right-hand side concurrently attacked him—one was brandishing his fists while another whipped out a rubber baton.

Both of them incessantly cursed him to increase their imposing manner. This was a typical combat style of delinquents—using their aura to pressure the other party and fight with overwhelming numbers. If they met with a timid opponent who was intimidated by their aura, what followed after would be having fun while trashing that one guy.

However, today, both of the delinquent's cursings was purely to boost their courage as Shuhang was someone who had the strength to lift yellow-hair with a single arm! This made their hearts tremble and if they did not raise their momentum, most probably their hands would go soft, not daring to take action.

"..." After they gave their respects to his whole family, Song Shuhang face unconsciously stiffened. He was undoubtedly someone who loved his family and, since young, he hated it when someone cursed his relatives.

"This is why I don't like people like you, your mouths are too dirty, always cursing people's whole family." After speaking, Song Shuhang used the golden-haired delinquent as his weapon while ruthlessly pounding the guy holding the baton.

"Slam!" Both of their bodies smashed together and rolled to one side.

Due to his bad mood, when throwing out that golden-haired delinquent, Song Shuhang used around fifty percent of his strength. This sort of strength was still somewhat too much for an ordinary person.

When that golden-haired guy and the delinquent wielding a baton collided, groaning and bone-cracking sounds could be heard. Shortly after, both of them painfully moaned while falling onto the floor. Most likely, they wouldn't be able to stand up within a short time.

Immediately after, Song Shuhang lifted his leg and struck the delinquent on the right side with a kick on his balls that was as swift as lightning.

Although he attacked later than the delinquent, his kick had struck first. What's more, legs were longer than fists! So, during a fight, executing a kick was more advantageous than a punch!

Ball burst...

The delinquent on the right whimpered while gripping his family jewels and rolling about. His tears were as if a broken dam that was totally uncontrollable.

"Aiya... I did not control the strength of this kick; since my strength has increased, don't tell me his balls burst?" Song Shuhang softly muttered.

In the blink of an eye, three out of the seven delinquents were knocked over.

The remaining four unconsciously swallowed their saliva and their morale plunged to the freezing point—they have been in the battlefield for a long time and fighting was a common occurrence to them. Therefore, they had somewhat developed the ability to make discerning judgments.

The guy in front of them was definitely as tough as a diamond plate. Don't even mention the four of them, even if the seven of them were perfectly fine, they weren't his opponents. Furthermore, by looking at their companions who were shrieking miserably, they felt their balls faintly hurting as the opponent's methods were ruthless and sinister.

Song Shuhang gaze swept past the other four delinquents and saw that they did not dare to attack him. With their cowardly appearance, he lost the interest in beating them up. Therefore, he gloomily spoke. "Scram."

Four of them clenched their teeth and bore with it while bringing along their three other companions on the floor and hurriedly fled.

A man can submit and stand tall as required. Them 'fleeing' today was to stay alive and in order to take revenge when they were stronger!

"You bastard, better remember it and don't let me see you again, else I'll make you regret!" After fleeing a considerable distance, the seven delinquents did not forget to throw him this sentence.

This was called losing but not losing their face.

Song Shuhang coldly sneering and knead his fist and produced slapping sounds.

The seven delinquent's faces immediately changed and they increased their escaping speed as if they were flying.

"Eeesh, the incident where a delinquent group was knocked out had just happened and they totally did not learn their lesson. Perhaps, another day, they would offend someone else and get eliminated again." Song Shuhang muttered.

Soon after, he looked at the young lady leaning against the wall.

The young lady stood up against the wall with a cold and detached look. There was not even a trace of fear on face nor any intention to thank Shuhang.

"Are you alright?" Song Shuhang was only asking out of courtesy as the young lady's face was indifferent. He did not have the preference of getting snubbed despite showing good intentions, therefore he only casually asked out of courtesy before leaving.

The short-haired lady coldly swept him with a glance.

"Hmph, busybody." She coldly snorted before turning away to leave, like a prideful rooster.

"..." Song Shuhang.

What's that for?

Is that the attitude the young girls have these days?

In the end, Song Shuhang was a nice guy so he only laughed at himself.

"Oh damn, I forgot I'm rushing for time. If I arrive any later and they abandon me, I will have made a loss." Song Shuhang increased his speed and rushed towards the apartment Yangde rented… He loved freeloading stuff the most, regardless if it was books or food!

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Auspicious Street Area, Block 221D Room 602, a standalone apartment around seventy sqm. This size was perfect for a computer nerd like Li Yangde.

Tubo came and welcomed him. "Shuhang, aren't you too slow in coming? Don't tell me you've been a hero trying to save a beauty on the way here. That sort of excuse is long out of date."

"You've hit the mark, and I indeed saved a girl earlier on. She was quite pretty, just that she had quite the attitude." Song Shuhang loudly laughed and asked Yangde after looking around the apartment. "Yangde, what's the rent here?"

He decided to rent a room off-campus and wanted to ask the market price.

"Student price, 5000 for a year's lease and utility bills have to be covered by oneself. It's required to make a one-time full payment." Li Yangde replied. To be able to rent such a cheap location near the school district was absolutely lucky.

"Honestly speaking, it's pretty good." Song Shuhang nodded.

At that moment, Tubo cut in. "I have already booked a place near Ah Shun's Stall. Since Yangde's treating today, we must definitely eat our fill!"

"Speaking of which, my appetite today's pretty good." Song Shuhang nodded. Perhaps it was due to Body Tempering Liquid using up his energy, but he felt that he could eat a whole cow right now.

Following that, Song Shuhang ate his fill and left his other three roommates dumbstruck… in their memories, Song Shuhang wasn't someone who could eat that much?