Cultivation Chat Group
One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. Even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques. However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed...
I am the Heavenly Emperor
Editor: Kurisu
Hold one and carry the other?
He didn't have three heads and six arms. The three heads and six arms form that he had created had the word [pseudo] with it. Also, Soft Feather and Su Clan's Sixteen weren't kids...
Therefore, Song Shuhang could only choose to go with another option.
Song Shuhang shouted, "Come out, Divine Lobster's Chariot!"
From his Combined Magic Treasure—the Impregnable Holy City, the divine chariot rushed out and descended in front of Song Shuhang.
Two lifelike lobsters were pulling the cart... No, it was actually a shrimp and a dragon.
Song Shuhang gently placed Sixteen and Soft Feather on the chariot.
Then, he pulled the chariot while walking and continued treading on the road of the trial.
On the chariot, the Virtuous White Dragon shrank in size and went to guard Su Clan's Sixteen. At the same time, she also sized up Song Shuhang, as well as Soft Feather.