Cultivation Chat Group
One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. Even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques. However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed...
I Am Immortal, Hit Me!
Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
"There's no other way. I'll have to summon the virtuous lamia back to squeeze the ball of light out again," Song Shuhang thought to himself.
With a thought, he recalled his pendant, clone, and the three corpses. He then told the virtuous lamia about how the fat whale golden core had swallowed the ball of light with the undying attribute.
The pendant, the clone, and the three corpses returned.
"You want Fairy @#%× to squeeze the ball of light out of the fat whale golden core?" the evil corpse, Belly Button Black Tyrant, asked.
Song Shuhang was surprised. "You can call Fairy @#%& by her name?"
The evil corpse was speechless. "Why are you focusing on that?"
"If you want Fairy @#%× to stroke the whale, it's too late," Song Shuhang's good corpse, Erha Ba Shan, said from the side.
Even the good corpse could call the virtuous lamia by her name!
Song Shuhang began to wonder if his tongue was defective.