Cultivation Chat Group
One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. Even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques. However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed...
I'll be leaving my sorrow to you
Editor: Kurisu
Over his entire life, Slow-Witted Song only shed 8 tears due to strong emotions.
Song Shuhang lifted the gem, and placed it in front of him to have a good look at it.
He suddenly said, "It's truly amazing."
"???" Scarlet Heaven Sword.
Song Shuhang said, "When I was a child, I heard that the tears of a mermaid could become pearls. I've always had this thought in mind that if there really were mermaids, then you'd be able to make a good amount of money if you were to sell their tears. And now I found out that Slow-Witted Song's tears could actually turn into gems… They should be able to go for a lot of money, right?"
"..." Scarlet Heaven Sword.
It really wanted to cut apart Song Shuhang's brain to get a look at how it was wired.