Cultivation Chat Group
One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. Even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques. However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed...
An old friend requests to meet
Senior White turned into light and disappeared, leaving Zither Master Phoenix Bearing's claw, the bald Tribulation Transcender and that strange evil demon with dazed expressions.
The bald Tribulation Transcender shouted out loud, "What happened to staying and having a heart-to-heart talk with each other?! What happened to relying on each other?!"
Sure enough, the more attractive a person was, the more likely they were to be a liar, and today, Profound Sage Tyrannical Song could be classified as such.
The male Profound Sage asked, "Is there a way for us to turn into light and leave like him?"
The kidney demon said bitterly, "Unless the Wielder of the Will sees us one day and releases us, we will not be able to get out of this place..."
The female Profound Sage frowned and said, "Then, does that mean that we're trapped here forever?"
After a moment of silence, the kidney demon suddenly said, "So, shall we talk to each other and become friends?"