One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. Even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques. However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed...
King Doudou: "Do I need a reason? The people around me, Senior Venerable White and Song Shuhang, have already learned driving and even gotten their driver's license. I'm the only one who doesn't have it—wouldn't it make me seem very out of the loop? I don't care, I just don't care, in any case, you have to make a driver's license for me too. I still want to learn how to drive in the car, I wanna drive! Stupid Yellow Mountain, do you hear me?"
True Monarch Yellow Mountain: "…"
[System Notification: King Doudou was muted by the founder of the group, True Monarch Yellow Mountain, for 1 day.]
Doudou snorted, "You think muting me is good enough?"
He used his paw and proficiently scrolled to the private message page, "Stupid Yellow Mountain, Stupid Mountain…"
Even if I can't chat on the chat group, I still have private message function!
And then Doudou continued, "I wanna drive, can you agree please? I beg you!"