Chapter 31 (The Waves and a Cow)

Fuck.

This.

Shit.

I flipping hate chores. They're a pain in the ass and a waste of time. I'm going to need to get Hiruzen to change the curriculum.

I'll get to that at some point. Now, me and the team were on a mission that should be a B rank at least. It was the horror called Tora. Yes I said it.

The Demon Cat.

You scared of it?

Bitch, I know you scared of it too.

I- I know it's weaker then both of us but the vibe . . . the vibe though . . .

We both shiver. Tora's vibe. It was not fun to feel.

After the cat escaping all of us for the twentieth time within twenty minutes, I had enough of the little ass. I let Kurama put some of his chakra though me and my eyes became like his. The cat immediately dropped to the ground and had her stomach to me. Even her neck was bared.

Well . . . ok.

I quickly stopped the chakra and picked up Tora carefully, eyeing her claws. I wasn't about to be her victim like the first Naruto.

It was safe to say that we beat the record for catching Tora. Though, I could have done it faster. The Lady tried to take her cat but I stopped her.

"Tora might be running away because your holding her to tight. And cats tend to be independent creatures." I showed her how to hold Tora and quickly looked at the future for this cat. There would be no more Tora missions.

SCORE!

SCORE!

I mentally smiled at Kurama. What the heck do you call this kind of relationship? Well, BFFE. Best Fucking Friend Ever.

"Old Man?" Everyone looked at me. "Can we get something that is actually a mission?"

Before Iruka said anything, I continued.

"I know that it's to strengthen relations with the civilians but why don't we make it so the academy students do them while their in the academy. That way you could try different variations of teams to find the match before making it potentially permanent."

"Then what would Genin do?"

"C ranks." Was all I said. He noticed this and just wrote a quick note.

"Fine, you're escorting the Bridge Builder to the Land of Waves. Send him in."

I got ready for the smell of alcohol by plugging my nose. Sakura and Duckass looked at me but soon realized why I was doing it as soon as the ridiculously strong smell of Sake clung to Tazuna. It was worst for me and Kakashi though.

Before I could stop myself I snatched the Sake bottle away from him. Before he could protest, I lifted a finger.

"Dealing with a client that is impaired could very well make our mission very difficult. During it we might need you to react quickly and follow instructions in order to protect you. Do you really want to risk your safety over some alcohol?"

He shook his head.

"Good" I turn to everyone else "When are we leaving?"

"Let's meet at the gates in thirty minutes. Pack some supplies."

Nice! I get to meet Mr. Moomoo and Pretty Haku! I must save them both!

I put some seals on my body and started to fill them. One of them had a Katana of mine that I really liked. Others had food and another had changes of clothes. And I may or may not have filled one with salt and ground up glass.

What? The last one for Gato. Some good old torture before I'll kill him. It's not like I'm going to kill him instantly after very thing that he's done.

I decided to eat some food before leaving and also decided to grab some wasabi and hot sauce at the last second. Think about Karma Akabane for a second and you'll know why. Oop add that to another world that I'll go to. I wanna try to save Koro-Sensei.

I landed at the gates and waited at a tree with my eyes closed. I guess I actually fell asleep because when I woke up, I was on Kakashi's back.

Looks like we're nearly at the part were we get attacked by the Demon Brothers. That's when I see the puddle. How the hell are they Chunin level? Their stupid af.

I watched as they sent their chains at us and I pushed off of Kakashi to try to block them. Kakashi tossed me away like a ragdoll and he got rapped in them and got "killed".

Both Duckass and Sakura rushed at the Demon Brothers. I watched them fight as I stood in front of Tazuna. I saw Sakura throw a punch into the gut of one of the brothers and he was on the ground instantly. I had even heard a cracks coming from most of his ribs.

This is why you shouldn't underestimate Sakura. Her punches are hell. I turned to Duckass and saw that he had knocked out his guy. Huh, I'm pretty sure that they both got stronger.

Little did I know that they had both been training in order to get more attention from me. Sakura more for the friendship. She wanted me all to herself and no boys getting in between our friendship. Sasuke on the other hand, still really wanted me to take his clan name.

Kakashi soon came out and gave a glare to Tazuna. I stared at Tazuna and tilted my head.

"Gato?" He flinched.

"Gato?" Kakashi asks me.

"Let's just call him a bitch. He also like to take women and girls to do . . . things on top of killing and make people's lives a living hell. I want to kill him." I said, a murderous glint in my eyes.

I decided to continue down the path. "Come on, let's go, this mission isn't going to finish itself."

We got to the boat and sat down, me being the last one in. Right when both of my feet were in the boat, it started to move and I landed right in a lap. The lap of one Sasuke Uchiha. I tried to get up only for his arms to rap around me and hold me close.

He's a simp.

Yup.

Well good luck with that!

If you think about it, you have to deal with it to since your in my body.

Fuck.

Hehehe.

I got tired of the rocking of the boat and slipped out of Sasuke's grip. I jumped out of the boat against the protest of the occupants and ran across the water to the shore. I sat down on the bank and put my head on my hand, closing my eyes.

Ten minutes pass and the finally arrive. We continue done the path when I felt Haku's chakra. I just straight up teleported behind him and covered his mouth. I leaned forward and whispered in his ear.

"I suggest that you go into the tree line. Zabuza is somewhere near. Be ready to knock him out just in case. Don't trust Gato. Be careful." I let go and Haku looks back at me before replacing himself with a snow rabbit.

I popped out of the bushes and made my way back to my team. "It was just a snow rabbit."

Only Kakashi knew what this met. Someone had to bring it here.

"Duck!" Kakashi said. Me being me, I jumped and kicked the sword straight into the ground, landing on the end of it's handle. Zabuza still landed in a tree, just on a tree branch instead. Before anyone could say anything I started to talk.

"You look like a damn cow Moomoochi."