Chapter 30 (Bell Test [Finally])

After two hours, the amount of time Kakashi would have made us wait, my teammates finally woke up. During the time that they were past out, Kakashi had been trying to get information out of me. Not that he got anywhere. I managed to get him to start talking about Icha Icha, making him completely forget about how I've been acting. Or at least I hope he forgot.

This basically made me go through what was that thing called book club. I didn't like it but I was happy that I got him off of my back for now.

It's funny, I actually simp for him. And he's so pretty~

SIMP.

Dude.

Damn Kurama.

Anyways, he's my Sensei so that ain't gonna happen. Though Obito on the other hand . . . I am building a reverse harem after all. At least I think so . . . you may not know this but I actually managed to get Itachi and Shisui to have feelings for me.

I have to say, one of my greatest accomplishments. Yes, I'm very proud of it.

Anyways, me and the others were now standing in front of Kakashi. The moment he said start, I grabbed Duckass and Sakura's arms and dragged them into the tree line, only to what was actually teleporting farther away.

"Guys, I know the true reason of this test." I said in a whispered tone, after I had hide our chakra completely. Yup, another skill of mine. Hiding the flow of chakra completely. I can do this by touching the target and choosing to do it or by marking the person. The second one last as long as I let them keep the mark.

"The true reason?" Sakura asked. Sasuke just tilted his head slightly. Stop being cute!

Simp

SHUT THE HELL UP KURAMA

MAKE ME YOU OLD HAG

WHO ARE YOU? BAKUGOU?

I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT EVEN IS! I'M LOOKING THROUGH YOUR MEMORIES AGAIN!

FINE!

I nodded. "Yeah, he may want use to try to get the bells but there's one other reason. Think about it, why are we put on teams?"

They thought for a minute.

"It's teamwork." Sasu- Duckass said. I smiled.

"Which means that he said those thing in order to pit us against each other." Sakura said. I pat her head, smiling even more with a close eye smile. Because of this I didn't see the blush building up on her cheeks. And the glare that Sasuke shot at her or the smirk that she gave him.

"Yup. And remember, those who break the rules are scum, but those who abandon their friends are worst then scum." Ha! I took your line Obito! Oh, and Kakashi!

"Where did you hear that?"

"That's a secret~"

At this point I finally decided to pull a Harry Potter(c) and put a muffling spell on around us. Now we could make a plan.

We got in our positions. Kakashi stood in the middle of the clearing. In order for this to work, that need to be the real Kakashi. Hell yeah! It is! He has his clone looking for us.

Everything is perfect, the sun is facing Kakashi. I make the signal and Duckass uses my back to propel him into the air.

"FIRE BALL JUTSU!" A huge fire ball went straight at Kakashi. He easily dodged. Problem for him is that I knew right where he was going. I was going to punch the ground like Sakura but I want to keep that ability hidden so I just kick him in the side.

He stumbles backwards and before he could recover, I took the dirt that I had grabbed and threw it into his open eye, blinding him temporally in that eye. He might just have to use Sharingan.

I secretly snatched the bells and replaced them with hedged rocks. Sakura went behind Kakashi and knelled down in a fetal position. I pushed Kakashi and he went down. Only to bend backward and use his hands to flip around.

He quickly disappeared, dirt still in his eyes.

Me, Duckass, and Sakura looked at each other and nodded. Time for phase two. Make it seem like we're still trying to get the bells.

I knew immediately when Kakashi was. When we were planing, I had Sakura and Duckass set up traps around the forest. One of which, now held Kakashi's book. Yup! I also stole that from him. Again.

We circled Kakashi like vultures, hidden almost perfectly. I knew that he could still smell us. No wonder he was Hound after all in the ANBU.

The bell rang. Damn, It's already noon? I wanted to mess with Kakashi more . . .

"None of you got the bells, so we need to decide who to tie to the pole-"

"No."

"I- no?"

"Hn." Duckass said.

"What Duckass means is that no one here is going to get tied up. And, who said that we didn't get the bells?"

Kakashi looked at the bells on his side and I made the hedge on them poof, showing the rocks in their place. I pulled out the two bells and before he could ask, I tossed them to my team mates.

"If you're still going to try to make one of use go back to the academy, which I don't think you will at this point, then I'll go back. I can always try again next time." Imediatly, BOTH Sakura and Sasuke shoved their bells into my hands.

"No I'll go back." They said at the same time, making both me and Kakashi sweatdrop.

"Um . . . you all pass! Congrats! Those who break the rules are scum, but those who abandon their friends are worst then scum!"

"Kyra-chan said the same thing!" Sakura, I care for you but don't go exposing me like that! Kakashi was staring at me. Crap.

"Oh! Look at the time! I have to get going! The old man wanted to see me!" This wasn't a lie. Hiruzen wanted to talk again. We had gotten a lot closer now than in the past. I was also filling him in on the future. Mostly to try to solidify things. Though, I told him that I'm gonna try to save him so that he can just step down and chose the next Hokage instead of straight up just dying.

I also made convinced him to make sure that we got the C Rank Mission to escort the Bridge Builder.

I rushed to his office. Only to see him struggling with paperwork. I told him how to get it done! I sat down next to him and grabbed a stack of paper and started to go through it. He looked at me appreciatively.

I didn't notice as I continued to do the papers while realizing something. Gaara became a Kage at around the age of 15. They say that he around thirteen at this time. That means in two years, He should be Kage. Damn Panda-kun.

Speaking of him, I'm gonna have to fix his seal and get Shukaku to chill the fuck out. And hopefully get him to not attack at the Chunin exams . . . which means I'll have to try to seal Shukaku before hand. And get Gaara to sleep, cause man, he get's no sleep.

As I think about this, I grab another pile of paper work, just as the Jonin come in. They all spot me next to Hiruzen and the expect him to send me out but he makes no indication for me to leave. He goes on with the meeting, finding out the teams that passed.

"Team 7?" I twitched slightly.

"Passed" Everyone gasped. Hiruzen smiled.

"I had a feeling they would pass."

"You did?"

"Yes, after all, they have Kyra." Hiruzen said, patting my head. Wow Hiruzen.

"You put to much fate in me" I said, trying to get his hand off of my head.

"Are you sure about that old friend?"

"I'm not even old . . ." I muttered while taking yet another stack of paper work. Hiruzen makes it seem so hard but I'm finishing it easily . . .

Old Hag

Fuck you Fluffy

FLUFFY!?!

I ignored the fact that everyone was realizing how quickly and easily I was finishing it.

Welp! Tomorrow, we get to start to do missions!