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Bunny Must Die

Expanded with the Moon Palace Jade Rabbit as the protagonist, except that this jade rabbit is not a female rabbit, but a male rabbit, and a plebs that crosses from the Earth, with teeth that can crush anything, there is nothing he can't eat, and since then in order to fill his stomach and protect Miss Chang'e, he has embarked on the road of no return, and the gods and Buddhas all hate it.

DaoistRySWUu · แฟนตาซี
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30 Chs

Why so cheap?

Hearing the voice, he was very urgent. He muttered to himself, "No, there are people fighting in the wild mountains and osmanthus trees? But the voice sounds a little fierce."

Qin Shou approached carefully and walked around a osmanthus tree. He saw a very shocking scene!

On the earth, a towering tree with hundreds of people holding together rose to the sky! He doesn't know exactly how high it is. Anyway, he can't see the top!

Under the big tree, a man, naked, wearing tattered trousers, with a big axe like a door plate in his hand, is sweating wildly at the big tree! However, to Qin Shou's surprise, after a trunk of the tree was cut off, it healed almost as soon as the axe left the tree!

The speed of healing is frightening!

Behind the man was a mountain of sawdust.

It's sawdust, but the tree is big, the axe is big, and the scum is also big, at least bigger than the rabbit!

Qin Shou's first thought when he saw this scene was: "I am Cao! It is this rotten rascal who killed my predecessor!"

The second thought was: "Nima, this goods are really fierce! Such a big axe can be wheeled like straw!"

The third thought is: "Osmanthus fragrans tree, tree feller, is this Wu Gang?"

Three thoughts together, Qin Shou knew that he could not stay here any longer! The goods are too fierce. They are big and rough. Any lump of flesh is bigger than him! The point is that this guy has also been trapped here for many years. He is definitely a ten-thousand-year-old bachelor and a peerless fierce guy. He really wants to go crazy... Qin Shou only feels the chrysanthemum tight.

So Qin Shou turned and ran

After running more than a hundred steps, Qin Shou stopped to look at Wu Gang, who was absorbed in reading. He thought about himself again. His eyebrows then picked up and said, "No, this guy is a fairy! Can the fairy not sense a rabbit nearby?"

Thinking of this, Qin Shou looked at Wu Gang carefully. After a while, Qin Shou finally saw something! This guy's ears have been shaking and his head is still slightly tilted. The point is that as soon as Qin Shou turned around and pretended to leave, the guy was obviously relieved. The speed of tree cutting was a little slower

Qin Shou immediately understood that the goods were guilty! The goods are waiting for him to leave!

Thinking of this, Qin Shou grinned and suddenly understood a lot. So the corner of his mouth picked up and he ran to it.

"Wu Gang!" Qin Shou shouted as soon as he approached the other side!

At this sound, there was only a clang, and the big axe of the door fell to the ground. Wu Gang turned back in surprise and asked, "How do you know my name?"

"Can you understand me?" Qin Shou was also surprised.

"Nonsense, animal language is not difficult to learn." Wu Gang said disapprovingly.

Qin Shou rolled his eyes and said, "Nonsense, Wu Gang is not a secret thing."

"Hey! You are not afraid to annoy me. I will slap you to death?" Wu Gang stared at Qin Shou with a fierce face.

Qin Shou jumped on the firewood pile with disapproval, and hummed: "This is not the first time for you, do you want to try to revive me again?"

When Wu Gang heard this, his heart trembled. He stared at Qin Shou and said, "Do you know?"

Wu Gang regretted his words.

Qin Shou's heart jumped with him, and his eyes were red at the same time, and he rushed over and bit Wu Gang's thigh. He cursed: "Your uncle, it's really you! What kind of rabbit did you beat? You killed it and killed it. Why did you bring me here? Do you know how hot I am in my world? Have you heard of Jay? Have you heard of TBOY? Have you heard of Jackson? Those are my disciples!"

Wu Gang subconsciously wanted to kick the rabbit away, but seemed afraid to kick the rabbit to death again, so he held back and shouted, "What are you talking about?"

Qin Shou looked up and said, "You don't know? I don't know. Cough... I'll tell you what these are awesome characters! Jay is the first in the universe..." Qin Shou thought, saying it was too trendy for the old radish to understand, so he said: "The first singer! TBOY is the idol of the younger generation! Jackson is the king in the dance! Now know how awesome I am?"

"Aren't they opera singers? They are inferior..." Wu Gang said disapprovingly.

Qin Shou almost didn't choke out his old blood when he heard it. That's when he remembered that in this era, Singing and dancing are really nothing... So Qin Shou continued: "The problem is, they are my students! And I am the king of the world! Three thousand beautiful women in the harem, do you know? Gold is the account, and white jade is the bed, do you know? Forget it, I don't know if you are stupid! In general, I am very rich in my own world, but I was dragged to such a place where you don't shit! Tell me, how can you compensate me!"

"Compensate you?" Wu Gang smiled, took the axe and began to dig a hole on the ground.

Qin Shou leaned over and asked, "What are you doing?"

"Make an earthen stove and stew rabbits later." Wu Gang said very seriously.

Qin Shou's face turned black when he heard the words, and he said to himself, "This is a shameless encounter! Well, look who is more shameless!

Qin Shou grunted and didn't run. He sat on the side and watched Wu Gang dig a hole.

After grunting for a while, Wu Gang saw that the rabbit was not afraid and did not run. Instead, he sat on the side and looked inside. He asked curiously, "What are you looking at?"

"How long do you pretend to be forced?" said the rabbit very seriously.

Wu Gang picked his eyebrows and said, "Do you think I'm joking?"

Qin Shou said: "Come on, don't tease me. If you dare to kill me, why do you kill the rabbit and revive it? Just dig a hole and stew it?"

Wu Gang was dumbfounded... but then smiled and said, "You are smart, but I can kill you once and resurrect you once. I can kill you twice and resurrect you twice, believe it or not?"

Qin Shou shrugged his shoulders and said, "Believe it or not. Anyway, I'm lonely and bored here... I'll bet with you, either you kill me, or you'll wait for someone to come in court one day. I'll tell you."

Hearing this, Wu Gang flew into a rage, swung a big axe at Qin Shou's forehead and cut it down at a tremendous speed!

Qin Shou, however, widened his eyes, stretched his neck, and looked like I was not afraid!