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Bunny Must Die

Expanded with the Moon Palace Jade Rabbit as the protagonist, except that this jade rabbit is not a female rabbit, but a male rabbit, and a plebs that crosses from the Earth, with teeth that can crush anything, there is nothing he can't eat, and since then in order to fill his stomach and protect Miss Chang'e, he has embarked on the road of no return, and the gods and Buddhas all hate it.

DaoistRySWUu · Fantasy
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30 Chs

Just so cheap

The axe stopped at a distance of one centimeter from Qin Shou's forehead. Wu Gang stared at Qin Shou with a pair of extremely angry and fierce eyes. Qin Shou's eyes were still wide open, motionless, and there was no waves in his eyes!

"Are you really afraid of death?" Wu Gang asked.

Qin Shou was still silent, motionless, resolute and unafraid!

"Damn it... you are cruel! Tell me what you want to do!" Wu Gang took the axe and sat opposite Qin Shou with a face full of anger. He grabbed a piece of osmanthus tree wood and put it in his mouth, like eating sugar cane, and chewed it. Obviously, he was really afraid to kill Qin Shou.

At this time, Qin Shoucai sat down slowly and said quietly: "It's very simple. I want to be an immortal! Second, I want to be energetic. The more the better! Of course, if you give me a clairvoyance, you can pass on my eight-million-year skill."

"Poof!" Wu Gang heard and all the sawdust in his mouth sprayed out.

Qin Shou quickly lowered his head, but all the sawdust hit his ears. He didn't mind either. He shook his ears and asked, "How is it?"

"Why don't you grab it?" Wu Gang shouted.

Qin Shou blinked and looked at Wu Gang. Wu Gang looked at the big eyes of the cheap rabbit. He suddenly understood that the goods were being robbed

"Boy, do you think it's so easy to be an immortal?" Wu Gang said, sitting cross-legged in front of the rabbit.

Qin Shou didn't say anything. He was so quiet and looked at Wu Gang directly.

Wu Gang said, "Well, let me give you some basic knowledge. Immortals are not a thing. They are gods and immortals. They work for the Jade Emperor. Immortals are at ease."

Hearing this, Qin Shou immediately said, "I want to become an immortal!"

Wu Gang subconsciously touched the axe, but finally held back and said, "You are a small body, become a fairy of fart! If you can't cure your disease, you won't live for a few days."

Qin Shou was shocked and shouted, "Not many days? What does that mean?"

Wu Gang looked at Qin Shou's flustered appearance and said with a smile, "Hey hey, I thought you were not afraid of death."

Qin Shou rolled his eyes and said, "Who wants to die if he can survive?"

Wu Gang said, "OK, let me tell you how you died."

"Bah! You are dead! I will live forever!" Qin Shou spat.

Wu Gang smiled, but was not angry. He looked very happy.

Qin Shou looked at Wu Gang's virtue and said to himself, "This guy has not been trapped on the moon for a long time, has he become a fool?"? Is he happy to scold him? Masochism?

Wu Gang didn't know what Qin Shou was thinking. If he knew, he would probably send him to the west with an axe.

After sorting out his thoughts a little, Wu Gang said: "Your rabbit is not an ordinary rabbit. It is said that it is not small, but it is born with weak vitality and weak body. To put it bluntly, it is born with malnutrition, and the day after tomorrow, it is not enough to eat, and the nutrition can not keep up with it. As the body grows up, the energy consumption is increasing. When the nutrition you absorb is not enough, the organs will age, resulting in death.

Although you have been gnawing trees all the year round to absorb the vitality of the osmanthus tree, how much vitality can you have? At most, it's just a few more days... If it weren't for the later girl who used her own life force several times to renew your life, you would have died long ago. "

Qin Shou's heart was heavy when he heard what was in front of him. When he heard what was behind him, he trembled and exclaimed, "What? Chang'e used her own vitality to renew my life? Is it not her vitality that I absorbed?"

Wu Gang shook his head and said: "It's the vitality, but the girl doesn't cultivate, just because of her special physique, she can automatically absorb the vitality that is floating between heaven and earth and store it in her body. But the little vitality she absorbs is not enough to supplement your deficit, even as you get older and need more and more, her vitality has exceeded the demand. But once you fall into a coma, under the control of the desire to survive, you will Crazy devour all the energy that can be swallowed.

The girl's vitality has been sucked by you, so it is natural to suck vitality. The girl herself should know this, but she still insists on it for so long. It's really hard for her. "

When Qin Shou heard this, his face became very dignified for the first time and said, "She knows?"

Wu Gang said, "It's like breaking a hand and cooking it for others. A fool knows that his vitality has been sucked away."

Qin Shou sighed and said, "Is there any way to cure my disease?"

Wu Gang pointed and said: "It is both simple and difficult to say. To put it simply, as long as you replenish your depleted vitality and vitality, your problem will be cured, and even it is possible to become an immortal. The difficulty is that you were born in such a place, and the vitality and vitality of heaven and earth can be said to have reached the lowest point. Even if you eat the planet, it may not be of great use. If I were you, I would find a place where there is no one and hang up secretly, so as not to drag on That girl is suffering. "

Hearing this, Qin Shou's heart sank, and his two big ears also drooped. He sighed: "Sure enough, I'm a procrastinator... Do I really want to find a place to die secretly? But... I'm not reconciled!"

Thinking of this, Qin Shou secretly glanced at Wu Gang. Wu Gang also happened to be secretly looking at Qin Shou. Qin Shou looked at Wu Gang's small eyes and said, "No!"!

But what is wrong? Qin Shou is not sure.

However, it doesn't matter. Qin Shou has his own way. So he grinned and almost smiled with three petals. Hehe said, "Wu Gang, are you an immortal?"

Wu Gang raised his head and said, "Of course, it's like a fake god!"

Qin Shou looked admiringly and asked, "Aren't you going to live a long life

Wu Gang said, "Of course!"

As soon as he said this, Wu Gang felt that things were a bit bad. He seemed to fall into the pit!

Qin Shou heard this and stood up with his hind legs. His front paws were like two hands. He clapped his hands and said, "That's the end of it? The immortals have vitality, and the immortals live a hundred years. How about you let me take a sip?"

Wu Gang listened, rolled his eyes, and said directly, "Go away, let you take a breath? What do you think I am? Don't even think about it, no way!"

With that, Wu Gang got up and was about to leave.

Qin Shou raised his eyebrows and shouted, "Is that the Jade Emperor?"

Wu Gang looked back subconsciously after hearing the words. Then he felt that his pants were caught by something. He looked down and saw that the bastard rabbit climbed up along his pants leg. Then he grabbed his belt and shouted, "If you don't give me a breath, I will stay on you."