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Bunny Must Die

Expanded with the Moon Palace Jade Rabbit as the protagonist, except that this jade rabbit is not a female rabbit, but a male rabbit, and a plebs that crosses from the Earth, with teeth that can crush anything, there is nothing he can't eat, and since then in order to fill his stomach and protect Miss Chang'e, he has embarked on the road of no return, and the gods and Buddhas all hate it.

DaoistRySWUu · Fantasy
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30 Chs

Fishing for stars

Qin Shou has been holding a breath in his heart. In his last life, he was a drag. In this life, he asked farmers to turn over and sing to support the family! So Qin Shou, as he said, really gnawed the bark of the tree until dawn.

However, Qin Shou soon found that he chewed fast, but these trees recovered quickly. In about one night, he chewed them into osmanthus trees like big underpants yesterday, and today they turned into leggings again.

Qin Shou was immediately happy: "Hey... this is good. There is no sense of guilt."

After gnawing the bark all night, Qin Shou only felt his chin was sour and his spirit was not enough, so he decided to go back and have a good sleep.

As soon as I got to the entrance of the mountain, I saw a beautiful woman sitting on the stone at the door. The woman held her chin with one hand and dozed off. From time to time, she looked up and asked, "Jade, are you back?"

Obviously, Chang'e was chasing him but didn't catch up. She waited at the cave entrance all night.

Qin Shou felt sad when he saw this. He walked over and arched Chang'e's feet.

Chang'e suddenly woke up and looked down to see that it was Qin Shou. It was as if she had picked up millions of cash. She picked up Qin Shou and laughed: "Ha ha... you are finally back! OK, OK, you are OK!"

After that, Chang'e pulled Qin Shou's short tail and hummed, "Don't run around! If you want to run, you must follow me! What if you have nosebleed again?"

Qin Shou looked at Chang'e who pretended to be angry. He nodded and said, "It's good to have someone who cares about himself!"!

"See how dirty you are. Go and take a bath!" Chang'e said and walked away with Qin Shou in her arms.

Qin Shou was already sleepy, but as soon as he listened to the bath, he was suddenly refreshed! The drooping ears stood up at once. Looking at Chang'e's perfect face, he felt the surge in his chest. It seemed that there were 100000 hungry wolves howling in his heart!

"Take a bath, take a bath with beautiful women! Wow ha ha..." Qin Shou smiled proudly in his heart! At that moment, he carefully recalled the secret of swimming, especially the secret of diving.

But the next moment

Whoa!

Qin Shou sat in a small puddle, his ears drooping, and his face was impassive. He let the water wet his hair and turned him into a strange thing.

Yes, Qin Shou was put in a small puddle by Chang'e instead of a big bathroom or a big swimming pool... At that moment, he only felt that the whole rabbit had lost its dream of being a rabbit!

At this moment, Qin Shou finally remembered that rabbits used to bathe here! As for Chang'e? Anyway, there is no memory of Chang'e taking a bath in his memory. It seems that Chang'e has the dust-free and dirt-free physique of a fairy. She will never take a bath, and nothing dirty will fall on her.

At this moment, he suddenly felt something wrong, and cried out with a loud voice: "Hey, hey... where to touch it! Attention! Turn the corner! Don't stop... Ow..."

After taking a bath, Qin Shou was put on a stone to bask in the sun, waiting to dry. He looked at Chang'e, who was gentle on his face and helped him comb his hair with his fingers, and finally determined his guess! This Chang'e is a rabbit blind! Both male and female are confused!

Think about it, otherwise Chang'e would not give a male rabbit a feminine name like Yuer.

At this thought, Qin Shou sighed, spread his arms and legs on the stone, and let the sun shine on him as much as possible. However, he was thinking: "I'm making a lot of money for such a pure girl..."

After more than ten minutes in the sun, Chang'e sat on the side and began to doze off. Qin Shou was distressed by the precarious appearance.

Qin Shou took a pen in his mouth and wrote on the ground, "I am tired and want to sleep."

Chang'e opened her eyes in a daze, yawned, touched Qin Shou's hair, shook her head, and then pressed Qin Shou on a stone to continue drying.

Twenty minutes later, Qin Shou made sure that his hair was dry and urged Chang'e again.

The girl opened her eyes and touched Qin Shou's hair. Then she stood up in a daze and walked into the cave with Qin Shou in her arms. As she walked, she said, "Sleep, sleep..."

Qin Shou felt the swaying pace of Chang'e. He was worried and distressed, but more was warm and responsible Alexander!

Such a good sister, he must make her happy!

But then, there was a little excitement. I didn't have a mandarin duck to take a bath. It was good to sleep together! Qin Shou even figured out his sleeping position in advance, and whether to sleep on his chest or on his thigh

As a result, Chang'e came to the stone bed, raised Qin Shou high and put him in a small hole in the cave! And she herself lay on the stone bed and fell asleep!

Qin Shou lay down in the pit in which the stone was sunk, and lost the dream of rabbit life again.

He did not stop looking down. If he wanted to see something, he saw it. Chang'e murmured in her sleep, "I forgot to change my clothes."

Qin Shou's heart immediately followed the acceleration of bang bang bang, and his eyes were wide!

As a result, Chang'e waved her sleeves, and the clothes on her body suddenly disappeared. Instead, she was wearing pajamas all over her body! As for the process of changing clothes in the middle - no!

Seeing this, Qin Shou looked up at the ceiling and muttered, "I hate magic!"

Then, with his eyes closed, he felt sleepy and fell asleep.

In his sleep, Qin Shou seemed to see a rabbit with a straw hat and a fishing rod fishing there.

He looked over and saw that under the rabbit's fishing rod, it was not a lake, but a starry sky! The fishing rod does not catch fish, but stars! When the fishing rod was thrown, the planet was thrown up and kept shrinking, and finally flew into the air. The rabbit's mouth was open, smack, the planet fell into its mouth, like chewing sugar beans, and it ate like a rattle!

Seeing this scene, Qin Shou's forehead was full of cold sweat... This Nima, too fierce!

At that moment, the straw hat rabbit turned around and grinned at him: "If you don't want to die, eat as hard as you can."

Qin Shou was stunned, and then his heart tightened. Just as he was about to say something, the picture in front of him was broken. When he looked up, he hit the rock on his head with a bang. But he doesn't feel pain. It seems that he doesn't know what pain is... Maybe there is no nerve at all.

Rub your eyes to make sure that you are still in the cave, Chang'e is still sleeping below, and the breeze blows in with some fragrance of osmanthus.

Qin Shou was sure that it was a dream just now, but it was too real! Until now, he can completely remember everything in his dream! Qin Shou had a feeling that it might not be an ordinary dream, or that it was a life and death notice given to him by his body!

"If you don't want to die, eat as hard as you can!" This sentence kept ringing in his mind.

Qin Shou touched his arm and felt a little tired, but... he didn't want to die!

So Qin Shou rushed out again and started a new round of bark harvesting.

Qin Shou didn't want to wake Chang'e up, so he planned to walk far away. He didn't believe that there were only osmanthus trees on the huge moon! He has to look for other things. What if he finds them?

As he walked farther and farther, Qin Shou suddenly heard a sound of whooping and banging