Quit Wagging Your Damned Tails Around My Friend

The rest of threats were easy. Long distance run, sit-ups and toe-touch. Izuku, however, wasn't having an easy time. He looked like he was fighting through the pain of his broken finger.

Finally, results. Where Aizawa would FINALLY reveal that he was just deceiving the class.

"So, who's having a bad day?" A boy with round elbows said.

"What?" Aizawa said, acting like he didn't know.

"You said the one with the lowest scores would be expelled, right? Who's going home?"

"Oh, I was lying." Aizawa's shit-eating grin showed that of a god-tier troll. I wanted to lunch that shit-eating from right off his face. Man, it irritates me when he did that. "It was a rational deception for you to bring out the upper limits of your Quirks."

"….WHAT?!" The class yelled.

I stuck my hand out and formed a thumbs up. Then stuck my tongue of and blew a raspberry, flipping my thumb to point upside down.

"Quiet down. The curriculum for class and such is back in the classroom. Read over it and go get some lunch. And Izuku," Aizawa held out a slip of paper and handed it to him. "Go get yourself fixed up with Recovery Girl. Kisu." He stared at me which made stand up straight and stiff and give an innocent smile. "Walk him to the office. I don't want to hear anything from the other teachers. You go straight to the office, then to lunch. Got it?"

All I could was smile. He gave me one more dumbfound look that clearly said, "what the hell is wrong with you?" Which made me want to laugh.

I walked Izuku down to Recovery Girl's office. It was quiet along the way. Not my kind of thing, so of course, I stole a few things from the kids that walked past me. Izuku watched me as I tossed the items I took in my hand.

"You plan on giving those back, right?" He pointed at the wallet in my hand.

"Oh, yeah. Totally." I said as I took the money from the wallet. "They always have their ID's in here, whether it's a school ID or an actual ID."

"But what about the money?"

"Money is hard to come by these days. Everyone knows that." It really isn't for me. For me and Yuno, all it takes is a little stealing and a little selling.

"I still don't think that's a good idea."

"Hey, I always give back the wallet. That's something. Some people don't even give anything back, whatsoever."

"I guess that's true…"

"Oh, look! We're here! I'm sure you can get another student to guide you to the cafeteria. Good luck with that finger!" I said as I ran off.

"But- ok, I guess."

I know, that was kind of rude of me, but I had other things to do. Like meeting up with Yuno in the cafeteria. Yes, I find my best friend more important than a random guy who I find mysterious and weird.

"Hey, hey!" I wave at Yuno who was standing right outside the cafeteria.

"About time," he said while putting his phone away and pulling his headphones down. "You were late…again. Surprise, surprise."

"Hey! I was three minutes earlier this time. You're not gonna get any better than that. Besides, I had to 'tour' a newbie."

Yuno stared at me with a look that said he didn't believe me. I gave him the same look but mockingly.

"Whatever. You don't have to believe me. I actually had to get him to the nurse office."

"I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about your little 'escapade' during class. I saw you right outside my class window, swinging on a light. What did you do this time?"

"I just lifted my class' spirit. They thought Mr. Aizawa was actually going to expel someone. It's the first day, even he wouldn't expel someone in the first day. They need to loosen up."

"And you do that by stealing from him? How exactly does that lift their spirits?"

"it gets their mind off of the expulsion and they put their attention in me, the kid with a reputation in stealing and causing trouble among school. That's me, buddy."

"Uh huh. Sure."

We lined up to get some food. The chef was the pro hero, Lunch Rush. He makes the best food I have ever tried. Seriously, nothing compares to his handmade meals. He'll make you anything and he's the one hero who lets me off easy.

"Kisu! Over here! And bring your friend there!" The invisible girl waved. She was sitting the pink skin girl, the explosive blonde, the red head spiky hair, a girl with long earlobes and that guy with yellow hair and black highlights.

"You coming with me!" I said while grabbing Yuno's arm and dragging him to the table.

"I have no choice in this situation." Yuno said while following me.

I sat down with Yuno next to me. The pink skin girl know as Mina Ashido and the invisible girl known as Toru Hagakure gave me looks that reminded me of a puppy, wagging their tail and begging for pets.

"What kind of people do you surround yourself with?" Yuno said while looking at all my classmates sitting at the table. "So we've got a Raccoon, a rude hot tempered child, an invisible cheeky weirdo, a tomboy who like music and being lazy apparently, a spiky rock looking dude, and just a dumb yellow headed guy?"

"I'll have you know that I'm not dumb!" The yellow haired boy, Denki Kaminari, pointed at himself. "I'm actually pretty smart if I don't use my Quirk."

"That's a terrible disadvantage when fighting. You're talking to someone with an IQ of 346."

"I'm not a Raccoon!" Mina scolded. "And I don't like bullies."

"Hey, I'm not cheeky! I'm Toru Hagakure!"

"Call me that again!" Katsuki demanded. "I dare you!"

"I may be a rock but don't call me that! I'm Eijiro Kirishima!"

"I'm not lazy but whatever. Geuss it's an intro now. Kyoka Jiro, if you want anything."

I groaned at Yuno's behavior. I know I'm no better, but he likes doing this to me. He likes to call my classmates names. It makes me feel so irritated sometimes.

"Can you not, Yuno? Like, just for today, can you not?" I said while staring at him.

"Yuno? Is that your name?" Toru and Mina said while wagging their little dog tails.

Yuno is quite an attractive guy. His brown hair was a chocolate color, his hot pink eyes made him pop more. He had a rather slender torso for a boy but other than that, he was attractive enough.

"You're like little dogs, following their owner and asking for pets." Yuno said while putting up a fake and rather bright smile.

Yes, he hated it when girls did this. When they wagged their little tails and stared at him in awe, admiring his looks. Girls usually also loved his open and laid back mind. After all, he's a very, VERY smart guy. I mean his Quirk makes him smarter. If only they knew the things he does on the internet and with me.

"Please, tell me about yourselves." Yuno rubbed Toru and Mina's heads, Ruffin long their hair. He was putting on an act like he usually did when he wanted information on first years. Quirks, strengths, weaknesses, hobbies, everything.

"I'm Mina Ashido." Mina said, pointing a thumb to her chest. "My Quirk is Acid. I can produce acid from my body. I usually just surf around on it though."

"And I'm Toru Hagakure. My Quirk is Invisibility, obviously. As you can see, I'm permanently invisible." Toru said while bouncing in her seat.

"That smile and act is so fake," I could tell by the looks on the boys' faces that they were thinking this. It was totally obvious. They had a very gloomy aura to them, showing that they were clearly jealous of how quickly Yuno was getting the girls' attention. There was one girl that didn't quite pay attention to Yuno. Instead, she was listening to music. This is the kind of girl that Yuno liked to have fun with.

"And you?" He put his elbow on the table and rested his head on his hand. "You haven't spoken at all."

"Hmm?" Kyoka looked from her phone and stared at Yuno. "Oh, Kyoka Jiro. Quirk is Headphone Jack. I can basically stick my jacks into a bunch of stuff, like walls, and hear the vibration and sounds coming and going through the object or wall. Pretty much it."

Oh, she was definitely aware of Yuno's little act, unlike Mina And Toru who were stilling waging their damn tails, studying Yuno like they were obsessed with him now.

"Ok, you can put the down the act, Yuno." I say as I rest my head on the table and look up at him. "You can be such an ass sometimes."

"Oh, great. I just thought I should nice since they're your classmates." Yuno's fake smile disappeared and he went back to eating his food. Denki and Eijiro gave Yuno a twisted look. They were not happy that Yuno could get the girls' attention so easy. Go figure, they just suck at acting. If Shoto wasn't so quiet, than maybe he'd get girls following him around too. He does give out a loner vibe.

"Get away from me." Yuno said while pushing Denki's face away from him. Poor Denki, he won't be able to get away with taking Yuno's food. "You dunce, try me and I will murder you…"

Denki backed away with a dum founded look on his face, sweating bullets. He put his hands if I'm defeat and slowly slid back to his seat. I put my hands to my face and mumbled.

"Why is the Support Course so scary?"

"Huh?" Eijiro and Katsuki exclaim. Katsuki had been growling at Yuno since he was sitting next to him and invading his personal space. It's not like Yuno cared about something as petty as personal space. He thinks it's petty, at least.

"Yuno is from the Support Course." I answer the question that showed on Katsuki and Eijiro's faces.

"The Support Course? What's your Quirk, man?" Eijiro asked while pointing at Yuno.

"High Intellect." Yuno answered shortly. "My Quirk gives me an IQ of 346. Is that a good enough explanation for you?"

"Shut up, asshole." Katsuki demanded, looking like smoke was steaming from his head.

"Am I the asshole? Or are you just a hot pepper?"

"HAH?! The hell you just call me?"

"I called you a hot pepper. Are your ears not working?"

"WHAAA?! SHADUP, YA JACKASS!"

"Now I'm a jackass? I haven't done anything. I will do something if you're not careful. And I doubt you'd want to get on the heroes bad side. So go ahead, throw the first punch."

Katsuki backed off, not wanting to get into trouble. There's no way his hot-tempered head would be able to out-brain someone from the Support Course. Someone like Yuno, for that matter, it would be impossible to outsmart him.

FINALLY! School. Is. Done! I run out of the damned building, dragging Yuno out along with me. My day had been perfect…until I heard a couple voices calling my name.

"Hey, you two!" Ochaco called out, running with her bubbly little run.

"Are you heading to the station?" Izuku asked, following after Ochaco.

I stared at Izuku and Ochaco, wanting to throw them to the depths of hell. I just wanted to get a few jobs done! Can't I just get a little money?!

"Kisu, did you give the wallet back?" Izuku said, giving me a stare. "You did give it back, right?"

"Huh? Oh, yeah. I totally did." I said, fanning my hand at Izuku. That's a lie. There's now way I'd be giving the wallet back. They can get themselves another ID for all I care.

Yuno reached into my pocket and pulled out the wallet that I had stolen from earlier that day. He opened it and dug through it. He took out the ID and put the wallet in his own pocket.

"There, give this ID to her. I'll get her another wallet." Yuno handed the ID to Izuku.

"Um, how will you get her a new wallet?" Izuku said while reading the ID to determine who it belongs to.

"I have my ways. Just give the ID back to her."

"Why'd you have to go and throw me out like that?!" I said while trying to grab the wallet from his pocket.

"Because your stupid, and I actually intend to replace the wallet. Unlike you, I have the ability to replace things."

"Huh? What are you guys talking about?" Ochaco said, dumbfounded.

"Absolutely none of your business." I say while pinching her soft, mochi-like cheek.

Izuku and Ochaco went off to the train station since Yuno and I weren't heading there. Instead, we wanted to have a little fun. I know Yuno doesn't go out often, but there's one place we like to go too. A place underground where all these villains meet up. They go there to drink, mess around, fight in death matches. It's a villain's heaven. Even if Yuno and I weren't technically villains, we claim ourselves to be small and low ranking villains. Unknown to Japan.

"Ooh, is Technician going to keep his title?" I say, nudging Yuno with my elbow.

"Don't touch me. And don't bother me." Yuno says while pulling up his hood and putting a black face mask on. "Unlike you, I'm not reckless. So yeah, I'm keeping my title."

"Aw, so mean." I huffed. "Whatever, do your best, baby!"

Yuno rolled his eyes and stepped into a fenced area. The referee held a microphone and was floating above the ring that Yuno would be fighting in.

"Aaand we're back with the reigning champion, Technician! Today we have a new challenger, wanting to take down the champion! Iiit's Sludged! He's here with his goop body to take down Technician, once and for all! Get ready folk, place your bets. No turning back now! You all know how this works. The match goes in until someone dies or surrenders! Match, START!"

"I'll be the one to take you down today, Technician!" Sludged started smack talking. "I'm no weakling like the rest of your opponents!"

"Can you fight already? I'm getting bored." Yuno put his hands in his pockets and tilted his head to the side, shooting the villain a bored stare.

Sludged was clearly offended. The goop on the ground lifted into the air, turning into tentacles. He raised the tentacles of slime and slammed them down, attempting to cover and suffocate Yuno in the disgusting sewage.

"What is this slime? It's disgusting." Yuno said, completely unaffected by the goop. A blue shield made of multiple transparent hexagons was protecting him. "Are you made of sewage or what? Clean yourself up, you're making me gag."

"Excuse me, brat?!" Sludged stated to shoot slime balls at Yuno like they were bullets. They did absolutely nothing as Yuno started to take a few steps closer within his shield.

"Wow, I'm impressed. Your Quick will definitely be interesting to study. I like to study Quirks, each are so unique. Although, I find yours more boring than others. Let's just finish this off before I get bored of YOU."

Yuno held up a dark orange card with his fingers. He threw the card at Sludged. It sank into his body of goop, doing absolutely nothing. But what Sludged didn't know was that Yuno's plans and technology never fails him.

"Hahaha! Was that supposed to scare me?" Sludged said mockingly. "You're just a weakling. I bug I can squish!"

"Am I?" Yuno said while a mechanical arm behind him reached over and sprayed some kind of liquid at the pile of slime.

"What the- what is this?" Sludged asked while shaking off a few drops of the liquid.

"That, my acquainted friend, is gasoline. Oh, before you say anything…"

"Wait, I surrender- AGH!" Sludged yelled in agony as he burst into flames and exploded, his remaining bits of slime splattering against the fences and the people behind the fence.

"It's too late to surrender, buddy." Yuno smirked behind his mask while the shield disappeared.

"My oh my!" The referee exclaimed into the microphone. "It seems that our winner is, once again, Technician!"

Some people yelled with joy while other yelled with anger. The bets had made some villains some good amounts of money while others, ehh, not so much.

"Pathetic," Yuno said while walking out of the ring, dusting himself off. "Didn't even put up a fight with all his slime and goop."

"You just say that because your tech and mind is so much smarter than your opponents'." I say while poking his cheek.

"Get away from me, you shit. You're up next, 'oh, reigning champion in second.'"

I smacked Yuno on the head. If he was going to insult me like that, he could've at least added 'Miss' to it. Jerk.

A voice was heard, along with footsteps in a hurry. One of the villains came panting over to the group of people betting on the next match.

"THE HEROES ARE HERE!"