Beerus POV

His long and relaxing nap was ruined by intruders. It was still decades before his alarm would wake him up. Why couldn't the universe leave him in peace? In all his eternity, there had never been a break without interruptions. Though in part, it's quite reasonable due to how long his dreams are. But he can afford it. Right? After all, he is the god of destruction of the universe, the highest authority, and among the other universes, the strongest.Rising from the ground where he had fallen after sleepwalking for a while. He stretched. "I wonder how many habitable planets are left." He always let evil run wild. So far it had worked well. The most evil ones destroyed any planet they found, and the more controllable ones were in charge of uniting all the races on the few habitable planets that were left. How many were left last time? 30?He honestly didn't remember, but many were small planets. Now that I'm awake... Should I look for a better pillow? It will help me stay asleep. The Saiyans were an evolving race last time. Have they developed their civilization yet? They said they had good potential. Decided after eliminating the intruders, I will give the monkeys a divine commission and if they have not developed their civilization... What if I eliminated the weakest? That way they'll believe that God only favors the strong. MUAHAHAHAHAA Wait, it's not funny if it's true. Anyway, I'm sure those Kaioshin wouldn't care about another warlike race. Only the strong are worthy of respect.Leaving his Tree, he can already hear the intruders talking to Whis. Wait. A Kaioshin? The only one? How did this happen!? Shit! I would eliminate him for the stupidity of his ancestors for getting involved in mortal affairs. How dare they do my job? If they do my job, doesn't that mean I'm just decoration? Not only that, but possibly the universe has lost a dozen planets. Damn it! They are valuable resources!Didn't he learn from his elders?Ah... It is true that they died for getting involved in... My! Job!Of course! Just because they are gods. Do they think the universe should be as they want it to be?Well, not only I can say what is right and wrong in the universe!They've already pissed me off. And the worst part is that I can't destroy them...May Zeno-sama enlighten me.What about that Kaio? Isn't that the fool who offended me a few centuries ago? He's gotten fat, like my brother. He deserves it. Double punishment for you. And that one? He's from the human race. Why is someone so weak on my planet? At least he can withstand gravity. I wouldn't like to see a larva crawling on the ground. I would feel sick. Wait. Is this Kaio really making excuses? No, wait. After what I taught him, I'm sure he doesn't dare to interact with superiors anymore. I'll let him slide. But only him. What about the others? Why didn't they help the Kaioshin? There you go! Fixed! Now I'm going to punish the other three.But before that... I'll introduce myself. "Ah yes... And what circumstance has caused this change?"The North Kaio stuttered and whimpered my name with dread.'Yes, yes, that's me. Scared? MUAHAHAHAHAA'"If you'll excuse me..." The human interrupted.I gave him an intimidating look.Haha yes, he got tense."I could explain what happened, in all its details." He continued.Now with everyone paying attention to him."My name is Rick Sanchez, I'm a human from the weakest planet in the universe."Some of those present reacted. After all, a mere mortal, from the weakest planets, has managed to cause so much of a stir."I am a martial artist, on par with the best on Earth.""That doesn't matter if it's a weak planet," Kibito commented.And in part he's right, for me, a little skill and a lot of skill make no difference."I am a genius, in search of creating my own school of martial arts and obtaining the strongest power in the multiverse. But my forte is not martial arts."Another ambitious one, eh... At least he has balls. I hope they're not as fragile as real ones."My strength is intelligence. Give me time and resources, I can do anything. And of course, I will use it to achieve my goals. But I found a problem."Anything he says."Anything? If you ask me for the most delicious food, will you give it to me?" He asked, showing curiosity."If -""If you ask me for the best pillow in the world, would you give it to me?""I can -""Oh, so it also includes the best bed, you'll give it to me, no, impossible, I already have it, would you create something better for me?""Indeed -"Is this a reward from the Supreme Priest? If what he says is true then he will be more useful than Whis."Lord Beerus, I feel like you just insulted me in some way," Whis commented."Nonsense, it's an illusion," I replied reflexively."Well, mortal, what's your problem? If it's simple and you show you can deliver on what you said, then I'll fix your problems.""As expected of Lord Beerus ≈. My problem is weakness and the gods." Rick responds after inhaling and exhaling to calm down.But at his response, Whis and Beerus looked more serious."Kid... Are you implying that we are your problem? Do you want to eliminate us?" Beerus responds coldly.'No, no no no, well yes' "No, Lord Beerus" he bows 90° and then kneels down and bows on the ground.That relaxed the atmosphere and Whis even smiled, he found the mortal's attitude amusing, although I can't deny that I found it amusing too. Though I know he wasn't completely sincere. The gods present here can more or less feel the mortal's emotions without even trying. So many changes in emotion are funny when you're not the only one having them."I could perfectly well achieve anything I wanted, but I touched something I shouldn't have while I was weak, so when I found out about gods superior to the Kaioshin, I had to muster up my courage and come for protection.""What did you touch? Surely it's just something like using the laws of the universe to increase I don't know. Gravity?"Beerus said, but Whis by his side grew somber. He had played with his scepter for a while. Has he already figured out what this whole act is about?"Nothing, as simple as that, but, as I started my school, I thought about accepting talents, since they weren't coming from my planet, I thought about the best solution, to look for them from outside."What's wrong with that?"But since I wanted them to be Terrans, I thought about looking for them from other universes, parallel universes, etc."I don't like this."But as I discovered that we were in an organized multiverse, I knew I screwed up.""Because that means there are rules, right?"I detected that Whis seems to be recording everything, it seems like a more serious matter than I thought."So... Since it's an organized multiverse, I thought about traveling to other multiverses."I don't like this anymore. Should I eliminate him? No, it's too late I'll let him finish talking and wait for Whis' decision."And for that, I thought about safety measures. You know, so that chaos from the cosmos doesn't come to my planet. So, I traveled between parallel worlds weaving a web so they wouldn't find me, I also thought about protecting my universe even more, but then I realized. That I might be committing divine crimes without knowing it, so... I came to the authorities to clear up the misunderstanding, and convince them to let me do my thing."There you go, he got involved in time changes, it can still be fixed if he didn't touch anything from those parallel universes, I quickly look at Whis, he shook his head, meaning he didn't touch anything."But now... Why do you think we would let you do your thing? You were right about something, and what you did is a crime. I don't know if they told you, but I'm a god of destruction, my solutions are usually just one. When it comes to things like that."