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I Reincarnated As A Stick

Under a twist of fate, Aurus was struck by a bolt of lightning, making him realize that he would never have the chance to play the game he poured most of his time and effort into ever again. Fortunately, a goddess took pity on his miserable fate and gave him two choices: the first one was to reincarnate through the Six Paths of Reincarnation, and the second one…was to reincarnate as a stick. Hearing the second choice, Aurus could not help but remember...that this was exactly the starting character of the game he used to play! Without hesitation, Aurus chose the latter, bringing a smile to the goddess’ face…which seemed to contain secrets and desires hidden to the naked eye. And so, Aurus was reborn into a world that he was familiar with, albeit this time—he was now living a life as a stick! Though that may be the case, witness the adventures of Aurus as he turns the expectations of everyone around him upside down as he gradually returns to his previous heights… and perhaps, far beyond it! Witness the birth of a supreme being...from its roots! Note: Please understand that the beginning of this novel was written at a time where I didn't know a lot about pacing and other important stuff crucial in writing. Once you get past that point (around the midpoint of Volume 2), it gets better. I hope you enjoy reading! -------------------------- Check out my other novels: MMORPG: Rise of the Primordial Godsmith

My Crush Has A Crush On Me

Meng Xi'er had been pursuing Lu Yebai for ten years, only to be thoroughly overlooked by him. Just as she was about to give up completely, he suddenly had a realization!

I have a bunch of players on Earth

Player: I'm a worker whose monthly salary doesn’t even hit $5,000. My monthly rental already takes up half of my salary, I don’t have a girlfriend and is reprimanded by my superior every day. However, I feel very happy because there has been a new virtual game recently. In the game, I have a powerful bloodline. Not only do I have my own fleet, I even have a powerful overlord that granted me a colonized planet. Although I know this is fake, but inside there, I found the meaning of my life! Actually...the overlord who gave him the planet really wanted to tell him that this game wasn’t fake. (You really have your own fleet and colonized planet…) but the overlord knew that he couldn’t say this. Because, once he said it, these subjects who thought of themselves as ‘players’, would definitely not be as terrifyingly hardworking as now!!

The Tycoon Has A Secret Crush On Me

Under everyone's gaze, her pregnant sister came to force a marriage, making her the butt of the joke, after being cheated on. When she was at her wit's end, she met him —— Jun Mochan, the business tycoon. He said: "Marry me, I won't betray you." In order to shut off the wagging tongues and avoid becoming a bargaining chip in a family alliance, She said: "Okay" But, wasn't it agreed that it would be a fake marriage? He loves her deeply. The whole world knows it, only she doesn't.

Worldwide Class Change: Got A Frost Fruit On My Fishing Pole On Day One

Wang Yu crossed to an alternate world and found that here the game became a reality. A large number of monsters appeared in the Blue Star, and various secret realms and dungeons were everywhere. People found they could get a lot of rewards for killing monsters, and the era of worldwide class change started. At the class-change ceremony, Wang Yu found he became the most unpromising class, Fisherman. When the system loaded, everything was different. He found that he could obtain various rewards through fishing. He got Frozen Fruits by angling. He raised his hand and froze everything like it was the Ice Age! Fishing for foreign fire, casting the Buddha's Angry Fire Lotus, burning all magical beasts! Fishing wood, he became the Buddha and all races were shocked! In addition, there was also divine equipment, mythical pet eggs, and all kinds of strange props. When Wang Yu made it to the top of the ten thousand races, everyone was shocked. "You call this a life-type occupation Fisherman?"

Berserk Stick System

[WARNING MATURE CONTENT] NOTE: YANDERE IS HERE Some Heroine might love MC too soon. But does love need a reason or time? If you already love someone, this reason is useless. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- What happens if the game you've been playing for a long time turns out to have a world of its own? --- A boy who experienced death in a strange way. Reincarnated into the eroge game he had played before. Reincarnated as the protagonist's best friend character in the story, who will be killed by the protagonist himself to make the protagonist strong, doesn't make him give up, with help of the system he has now. Watch his journey in conquering the hearts of heroines and saving the world. Character image sees on my discord server. ----- Warning: This Novel is only FICTION, don't compare it with the real world. Strict warning!!!!!! if you don't like where the 10-year-old MC has puppy love. Don't read this novel. You know, a lot of novels start very young, and mine is one of them. The MC in this novel has very slow character development. You probably won't like this. You Have Been Warned. Notice: There are no genres like Yuri or LGBT here. I also don't write genres like Netorare and others. I'm not a person who likes things like that. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Grammar might be a bad thing in this novel but bear with it. The beginning of the novel is a disaster, this is my first novel, plus English is not my first language. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [English is not my first language, so if there are any wrong words, please forgive me.] [The image above is not mine. If the owner doesn't want me to use it, you can tell me and I will change it.]

A Certain Scholar's Research on Monsters

An entirely enigmatic region suddenly appeared in the North, swallowing kingdoms and empires in a single night. Its appearance brought with it strange beasts, monsters, that laid waste to humanity. Through the effort of many, humanity managed to create a haven bordering the Northern Province and repelling monster attacks. Fei, a monster scholar sets forth to uncover the biology of monsters, the reason for their sudden emergence in this world, and a way to send them back. Unbeknownst to her, her fate will be intertwined with one of the kingdom's risk assessors, one responsible for assigning ranks to monsters, dungeons, and other Unexplored regions. As she continues her journey, she will be met with hardships, while unraveling mysteries of the North and of herself. [Join our Official Discord Server] Server link: https://discord.gg/By465d9pff

Carrying a Jurassic on me

A fantasy tale about a monster boy who can transform into a dinosaur and his childhood sweetheart, embarking on a journey of entrepreneurship while scattering dog food along the way... (A farming novel with plenty of dog food, free trial reading is welcome) (Group: 313392527)

Transmigrated as a Recruit into a Spaceship on its 25th Voyage

As a sci-fi enthusiast, Lev never missed out on every film or merch sci-fi-related. He even majored in physics and information technology due to his love of the beyond— space. One day, he fell asleep on his desk, just when a bomb set off in their office building and a fire ensued. That moment led to him being transmigrated to an unknown spaceship in the middle of the universe. How will he fare in his voyage to the unknown? Disclaimer— photo is not mine but all edits are mine.

Holding On

Eighteen year-old Aaron Pickard is dealing with a lot: he’s falling for his straight best friend, his mother has ended up in the hospital after a violent assault by his father, and he’s trying to decide when to come out. Tack on the stress of an upcoming prom and graduation, a part-time job, and the possibility he could lose his best friend, and he’s an emotional wreck.<br><br>Aaron’s best friend Jeff Leaton provides a soft place for him to fall when his life is thrown into chaos, literally holding him each night as they fall asleep. As Jeff helps Aaron navigate through the mess that has become his new normal, Aaron’s feelings for Jeff intensify.<br><br>Aaron’s pretty sure it’s all going to end badly, but he’s holding on to hope.

Inggrid Shit List

Warning!!! Rate M untuk adegan dewasa dan kata-kata kasar. Volume 1-2 Jika membuat Inggrid jatuh cinta sama artinya dengan kemenangan terbesar dalam hidupnya. It's okay, Mika akan membuat wanita tidak peka itu jatuh cinta padanya dan setelah itu CAMPAKKAN! Volume 3-4 Pengalaman ditolak oleh cinta pertama membuat Hellen trauma untuk jatuh cinta dan pekerjaannya sebagai editor membuatnya semakin sibuk untuk sekedar keluar minum kopi dengan lawa jenisnya. Tapi siapa sangka jika keputusannya untuk pergi ke pesta ulang tahun teman kantor membuatnya bertemu dengan seorang dokter mesum bernama Arka Bagaskara! "Kau mau minum apa?" "Susu kalau boleh?" "Baiklah," "Dari sumbernya langsung?" Ya, ketidak beruntungan Hellen karena dia harus terperangkap dengan sosok dokter mesum tapi tampan.

Playful Hearts On A Boundary Line [BL]

Johan came from a past full of dark secrets. After his first love/best friend cheated on him, he left their rural town and lived for a fresh start in the nearby city, portraying an innocent persona. For years, he kept everyone out of his private life, but the mystery he’s hiding captivated Adrian, a man with an unsatisfied relationship with his girlfriend. Despite their apparent attraction to one another, a line kept them from acting on their feelings. But when Johan outed himself in a drunken confession, things took a drastic turn. On the day he decided to distance himself from his handsome workmate, Adrian appeared on his doorstep and invited him for a walk. Blinded by desire, Johan gets tangled in an insatiable affair that challenged his beliefs, awakened his feelings, and roused his fears. As they ventured between the boundaries of love, lust, and friendship, Johan’s secrets resurfaced one by one, and Adrian’s in for a wild, dangerous ride. ——— Warnings: Oh, hey! So you've decided to click on it. Great! Just a little heads up, though. If you're looking for a BL Fairytale where MC is an innocent cinnamon roll and ML is a gay Prince Charming, you've clicked the wrong book. This story depicts a grey side of gay relationships not everyone would dare to tackle. It's a sinfully forbidden love story. Sex scenes are descriptive, and strong language are unfiltered that may be upsetting to others. Readers discretion is STRONGLY advised. ——— Gold Tier Winner of WPC# 125: LGBT+ Pride Month Cover Art: It belongs to me. I drew Johan's character.

This is a Beta Test?! - A Literally Broken System

"Why ship a game that isn't even complete!?" *I don't know! Why don't you at least tell me what to fix so that we won't die?!* *** Moriya didn't even think getting sucked into a different world was possible. Whether being a realist or being a straight-up pessimist, he never believed that the day when he'd be warped into a world entirely unlike his own would even happen. After all, why should it, right? But then... It actually happened. Finding himself inside the setting of an upcoming game, Moriya wandered in awe at the sight of strange environments, the various state powers vying for supremacy over the vast expanse of the seas. Hell, even infinite worlds and stars, [The Seams] seemingly had it all. Unfortunately, there was just one problem: the game was literally broken right from the start. Joined by a colorfully dysfunctional cast and the game world's actual developer, watch as Moriya struggles with bugs and glitches as he navigates this new world. Witness our valiant hero deal with the most infuriating and rage-inducing aspects of gaming in real life. And what if... Just what if, he actually learns how to wield these ridiculous errors to his advantage? UPDATES: Whenever Twitter: @ChellyArks

On A Deserted Island With A Beauty

On his first business trip, Chang Yuan was seated next to an absolute beauty. He was prepared to have a passionate love life and end his boring single life. However, he never imagined that their plane would crash and they would be stranded on a deserted island! As he looked at the vast ocean around them, Chang Yuan wanted to cry. The silver lining was that the beautiful woman had grabbed onto his clothes and was also stranded here. Chang Yuan mumbled, “Wait a minute. I suddenly realize that you look very similar to a certain celebrity. What was her name again?” “Is it Qiao Yuran?” “Ah, yes. You look like the superstar, Qiao Yuran.” She replied, “I am Qiao Yuran.”

Carrot on a Stick

My Sex Partner Had A Crush On Me

She deeply loved her best friend's boyfriend Jeffery. For the friendship with her best friend, Noemi pressed her feelings, which hurt her heart and all over her body. In order to escape the fact of breaking up, her best friend went abroad. Four years later, she suddenly returned back to pursuit her old love. But Noemi had become Jeffery's secret lover. "Jeffery, Kenley is back." "So what?" Jeffery took her thin body into his arms and said in a lazy voice, " The person I love is you and the person I had slept with is you too."

Game On Alpha

In a world of the supernatural, there lived many species who once existed together in harmony. As time progressed, so did the tension between the species. The greed for power to become the most dominant species consumed them all. Peace and harmony slowly but surely crumbled over time, transforming into bitterness and animosity, driving the supernatural species apart. The only means of order being restored to the supernatural world, was to find the two soulmates of good and pure heart, who were blessed by the Moon Goddess with gifts that make them unlike any other. Their fate was sealed and aligned to bring together the community and guide them into prosperity once more. And so, the prophecy was foretold, but centuries passed and yet they were never found... ****** When Alpha Xavier goes looking for his mate, the last thing he expected was to be mated to the #1 prankster and the Alphas daughter of The Red Dawn Pack, Alina. Being the hot and downright badass she is-even he's afraid of this little spitfire. Especially with her best friends Riley, Jason and Thea, together they are one hell of a deadly prank squad. What will happen when the strongest Alpha of the strongest pack comes face to face with his mate aka his worst nightmare? Join Alina, Xavier and their friends on their crazy, love-filled and deadly journey to defeat the impending doom and make their own happily ever after, I mean, it should be easy since they are The Gifted ones after all. Right? Co-written by MishNaz and Shweets. Enjoy!

On the Edge

A cocky Scot, an innocent pole dancer and a penthouse apartment with a view. What could go wrong? To escape her difficult past Sasha jumps into an opportunity of managing the sale of the stylish,up market apartment.All of this sounds like a dream, but no one has ever mentioned the arrogant, mouthy Scottish god that lives next door. The problem is that Dexter isn't just good looking, he is also a fist-clenching, heart-pounding, fervent hot man, who makes her heart flutter uncontrollably. She hates his cock-sure attitude.With the talent, of melting women's panties off at a glance, he thinks he can have Sasha too. Well, he couldn't be more wrong. Sasha would rather eat dirt than sleep with him. He vows not to fall for her, but their scorching attraction proves impossible to ignore... On the Edge is created by Joanna Mazurkiewicz, an eGlobal Creative Publishing Signed Author.

Trapped On A Death World

Everything that could go wrong went wrong. An Apathetic system AI is suddenly trapped in the body of his host. Watch as after decades of apathy he gains power, friends, and waifus to have sex with. Smut starts on chapter 28

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