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Author: Cat Who Cooks
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In a remote oriental country, there is a small and odd restaurant that has refused the three-star rating by the Michelin Guide several times. “The price is fairly expensive over there, 288RMB for a set meal of Egg Fried Rice and a bowl of soup. Ah, and an extra small plate of pickled vegetables as well. Even so, there are still a long line of people queuing up and waiting for a taste. Reservations are not accepted there, only waiting and queuing personally is allowed. “Numerous people fly there on their private planes just to queue up. Furthermore, parking bays and parking spots are not provided there. The service is terrible here. Customers have to clear the tableware themselves and wipe the table as well. For god’s sake, the boss is literally crazy.” ---Michelin Guide ----- Release Rate: 5 Chapters/Week; will be released on Mon, Wed, Fri and Weekend;

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2024-12-11 09:01
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My grandma used to tell a story of when she was making gingerbread men for Christmas. The dog got into the kitchen and ate half of the freshly baked gingerbread men. But instead of getting mad, the family had a good laugh seeing the dog with gingerbread crumbs all over its face. It became a Christmas memory that was shared every year.
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One funny religious Christmas story is about a small church's nativity play. The little boy playing Joseph got so excited that he started ad - libbing lines. Instead of the traditional 'We seek shelter for the night,' he said, 'Hey, innkeeper, we need a room for my baby mama!' Everyone in the church burst out laughing, but it also added a touch of humor to the story of Jesus' birth. It shows that even in the solemn context of religious Christmas stories, there can be light - hearted and unexpected moments.
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