funny pregnancy food stories

Deities Are All Just My Food

Thirty years ago, A meteor fell, revealing God's ruins! A God stepped out from it and started to feed on humans. From that day forth, humanity became the prey of the God, All except for me! Because I feed on God.

Missing You Washing Red Beans · Sci-fi

The Lord who use immortals as food

Mysterious and curious swords scattered across the earth, waiting for their world-renowned Sword Masters. Who can comprehend the miraculous skill that has been passed down from millennia? The city of Chang'an hides those who carry the power of fire and sun, the central plains house giant decaying millennial families, the wild warriors of the Northern Territory silently sharpen their blades, the dance of deceit and cunning occurs among the southern kingdoms... Above the lofty tranquility, a pair of world-dominating gray eyes are slowly opening. Pei Ye raises his head, pulling the Longsword from his stomach: "Immortal Lord of the True Dragon Taiyi... let's see, who is whose prey."

Parrot Bites Tongue · Eastern

Apocalyptic Flood: Sexy Beauty Neighbor's Midnight Plea for Food

Six months of continuous heavy rainfall has caused global floods. The Arctic glaciers melted, sea levels rose, and seawater flowed backward into rivers. Ancient viruses sealed in ice have been revived, leading to biological mutations and racial evolution. Everyone is trapped at home, unable to go outside. Liang Yuan unexpectedly awakens a Lottery System, which not only allows him to win various daily necessities but also different attributes. When everyone is struggling with a lack of food and clothing, Liang Yuan is enjoying steak, drinking red wine, and having a meat-filled diet every meal. A sexy and alluring neighbor, wearing a spaghetti strap bodycon dress, knocks on his door late at night: "Little brother, can you lend some food to your sister?" Liang Yuan: "Sis, isn't everyone short on food nowadays? Do you really just show up empty-handed to borrow food?"

Step onto the auspicious clouds · Sci-fi

Lucky Pregnancy & Sweet Marriage: Hubby, Please Turn Off the Lights!

"Don't touch there, it's dirty..." Su Yanyun flushes. The man smiles slightly and wipes the mud stains on her feet. "My baby, it's not dirty." Overnight, Young Master Yi changes from being a clean freak who is unable to even get close to his relatives to being desensitized and doting on this little woman of unknown origins. "Hubby, the baby in my belly is calling you!" Even if he has to cross half of Earth, Young Master Yi would still fly back overnight. "Boohoo, Hubby, they called the baby a bastard!" Capture all the scums who spread this rumor! "Hubby, I want to bring our baby on a trip!" Young Master Yi: "Don't forget to bring your luggage." "Which one?" "Me."

Lemon Honey · Urban

Food Stall: Customers Chase Me across the Country

Wang Fan awakens a food system and thus all dishes he makes are delicious. Then, he begins his culinary journey with a food stall. "The soft and glutinous rice noodle rolls paired with fresh, juicy, and springy shrimp, that wonderful taste is simply incredible." "Grilled skewers are unbeatable, not only is the lamb skewer grilled to perfection and juicy, but it also has a hint of apple fragrance." "Crab Roe Bun is the eternal god! Gently slice through the smooth and tender bun skin, and the golden crab roe and crab meat instantly flow out, the fresh aroma of crab lingering at the tip of your nose, this is the legendary glowing cuisine!" "Darn! Wasn't Boss Wang selling buns at Tiantongyuan just yesterday? I barely managed to rush over here early in the morning, and now you tell me he's gone? Where did he go?!" "Hello? Is this the TV station? I'd like to place a missing person notice!" "Help me up, I can still eat three more bowls!"

Northern Sweet Potato · Urban

Related Reviews

lala_lo

2019-12-25

This is a nice book. Fun to read Expect funny momnents and some what mouth watering food. The characters developement are nice that have some side stories too.

Gourmet of Another World

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trick_or_treat

2021-12-15

Like another reviewer wrote, I, too, am totally into farmer stories (not sure why maybe bc it’s related to food? 😂) Annndddd I‘m into stories with cute, funny kids 🤩🤩 Raw? Any spoilers? How is the interaction between the child and the ml? Any hilarious scenes? 😂🙏

Farming Space Makes Me Rich

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Meroforshow

2019-07-16

This story is very interesting. I love the storyline. I hope chu is alive and God keep Mian and the twins. Siqin is a really weird guy missing contraceptives I food to prevent pregnancy. Nhmm that guy will have bad ending.

Punished by his hidden love

Baby Piggie · Urban

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Daoistfbl0WT

2023-08-28

Th story has a freshness to it that I have not seen yet in other stories. The concept sounds very hilarious but at the same time very funny and unexpected. Who would think of something like opening a shop and just selling food for a living? Very different from most overpowered leads stories. Loved the story.

TRANSMIGRATED WITH A HYPERMARKET SYSTEM

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Roronoa2180

2019-04-27

A story about a black bellied husband.... So perfect and amazing. Story full of dog food, Romantic Food related And funny Amazingly Amazing.... Xinyi is a good cookk

Little Miss Devil: The President's Mischievous Wife

anjeeriku · Urban

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When a max level big boss picks up a level zero little girl

[Wear it quickly, 1v1, Double Clean Sweet Pet] Deermouth regretted it. Which treasure wasn't shiny and which treasure wasn't beautiful? Why did he take things so hard to get his hands on the Heavenly Lord's divine egg? Now, it was time to go down to the lower realm with the system to find the child. A Heaven Realm's max level big shot had been so shameless that he had to run around the three thousand worlds for a level zero divine egg that had yet to hatch. It was really embarrassing! At first, Deer Mouth thought so. After that… The little girl's voice was soft,"Brother, someone is bullying me." The little human's eyes lit up. The little beauty pitifully said,"General, I miss you ~" Thus, Lu Xian's thoughts changed. He snatched the marriage stone and kidnapped the Heaven Monarch cub. "Father-in-law, don't I look like your future son-in-law?" he asked, running to the Heavenly Lord to propose marriage. -- [Little skirt: 930049386, the treasure of reading books can enter the skirt to chat ~] There was also the completed book,"The Little Jiaojiao Who Came Through Is Spoiled Again", which was super sweet!

Wood sheng flower

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The King Reborn

You don't have to read this story with a normal attitude

Azure Sea Roc

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The daily life of opening a dessert shop in the galaxy

Text: There was a dessert shop right opposite the Treasure Island of the galactic garbage disposal station. Wen Xun felt that it must be the best dessert shop she had ever eaten. The manager was a good-looking man with a weird temper, and the part-time shop assistant was an internet-addicted girl who only knew how to use the heater in the shop and not work. Missy X, Half Bio-Human, Black-bellied Male Lead Also known as "On How a Chef Overwhelms Pirates","I'm in my twenties, I'm tired, I'm dancing in the kitchen," and "What made the daughter of the former Chancellor of the Exchanges serve tea and water to be the woman behind the successful chef?" "What else can you do other than surfing the internet here?" Xu Zhili put his hands on his hips and gritted his teeth. "I'm going to the garbage dump next door to pick up trash." Wen Xun is righteous and has no sense of guilt Reading Guide: 1. An empty world view. If there is any similarity, it will be a coincidence! 2. The author's reasoning is terrible. Basically, he doesn't have overly complicated reasoning (in fact, he can't write it). There may be loopholes in his logic. Please spit it out. 3 double C's, the plot is generally easy without abuse

Ah Jin does not eat fish

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Play the Nobel Prize

On the way home from school, Ling Xiaowen had been a hero and taught three bad kids a lesson for bullying a " dwarf." In order to repay Ling Xiaowen's kindness, the " dwarf " secretly followed Ling Xiaowen and gave him a " Universal God Ball." It turned out that this " dwarf " was the grandson of the famous great inventor, Tesla, a hundred years ago. When Tesla passed away, aliens stole his brain cells, revived him with high-tech means to serve them, and strictly guarded him from leaving the country. However, he was still concerned about Earth, so he asked his grandson to secretly " descend " to give his treasure to a " good person " on Earth, hoping that he would understand the truth while " playing " and contribute to the advancement of human science and technology. This " God Ball " was known as the Lightning Fireball by the people on Earth. It was a mysterious product of nature. Other than Tesla, no one could successfully make it. From then on, Ling Xiaowen and the God Ball were inseparable. They " played " with the fun of their teenage years and the wonderful and unimaginable stories of their growth.

Horse

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After breaking off the engagement, I was favored by the emperor and became the demon queen

She was the eldest daughter of the Medicine Order's Yan Family. She had been pampered since she was young and was kind-hearted. Unexpectedly, a calamity descended from the heavens and her family was destroyed. She was tortured to death. After a rebirth, she became the Eldest Miss of the West Lan Nation's Marquis of Rong 'an's estate. She swore that she would send all her enemies to hell. Hatred overwhelmed her rationality, and she became stubborn and cruel. Her hands were stained with blood…The old woman in the residence was disrespectful to her." Bury her!" Her fiancé betrayed her." Another day I want to bury him!" The aunt schemed." Bury her son!" An Emperor who was preparing to become a monk did not know that his life was already in the hands of others. Many years later, the Emperor was glad that he still had some looks. Otherwise, he would not have been able to return to the Palace alive. The Emperor thought that he was already violent and cruel enough, but he did not expect that the little woman he had accidentally provoked had a vicious look in her hair. He had provoked her, so he would spoil her. She wanted to investigate the Yan Clan's extermination case, and he handed over the Supreme Court and the Ministry of Justice. If she wanted to be pampered alone, he would leave the harem empty for her. She wanted to take the head of the Northern Yan Emperor, and he had mobilized the entire country's military forces to guard the border of the two countries to protect her...

Wuyue North

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