funny pregnancy food stories

Deities Are All Just My Food

Thirty years ago, A meteor fell, revealing God's ruins! A God stepped out from it and started to feed on humans. From that day forth, humanity became the prey of the God, All except for me! Because I feed on God.

Missing You Washing Red Beans · Sci-fi

The Lord who use immortals as food

Mysterious and curious swords scattered across the earth, waiting for their world-renowned Sword Masters. Who can comprehend the miraculous skill that has been passed down from millennia? The city of Chang'an hides those who carry the power of fire and sun, the central plains house giant decaying millennial families, the wild warriors of the Northern Territory silently sharpen their blades, the dance of deceit and cunning occurs among the southern kingdoms... Above the lofty tranquility, a pair of world-dominating gray eyes are slowly opening. Pei Ye raises his head, pulling the Longsword from his stomach: "Immortal Lord of the True Dragon Taiyi... let's see, who is whose prey."

Parrot Bites Tongue · Eastern

Apocalyptic Flood: Sexy Beauty Neighbor's Midnight Plea for Food

Six months of continuous heavy rainfall has caused global floods. The Arctic glaciers melted, sea levels rose, and seawater flowed backward into rivers. Ancient viruses sealed in ice have been revived, leading to biological mutations and racial evolution. Everyone is trapped at home, unable to go outside. Liang Yuan unexpectedly awakens a Lottery System, which not only allows him to win various daily necessities but also different attributes. When everyone is struggling with a lack of food and clothing, Liang Yuan is enjoying steak, drinking red wine, and having a meat-filled diet every meal. A sexy and alluring neighbor, wearing a spaghetti strap bodycon dress, knocks on his door late at night: "Little brother, can you lend some food to your sister?" Liang Yuan: "Sis, isn't everyone short on food nowadays? Do you really just show up empty-handed to borrow food?"

Step onto the auspicious clouds · Sci-fi

Lucky Pregnancy & Sweet Marriage: Hubby, Please Turn Off the Lights!

"Don't touch there, it's dirty..." Su Yanyun flushes. The man smiles slightly and wipes the mud stains on her feet. "My baby, it's not dirty." Overnight, Young Master Yi changes from being a clean freak who is unable to even get close to his relatives to being desensitized and doting on this little woman of unknown origins. "Hubby, the baby in my belly is calling you!" Even if he has to cross half of Earth, Young Master Yi would still fly back overnight. "Boohoo, Hubby, they called the baby a bastard!" Capture all the scums who spread this rumor! "Hubby, I want to bring our baby on a trip!" Young Master Yi: "Don't forget to bring your luggage." "Which one?" "Me."

Lemon Honey · Urban

Food Stall: Customers Chase Me across the Country

Wang Fan awakens a food system and thus all dishes he makes are delicious. Then, he begins his culinary journey with a food stall. "The soft and glutinous rice noodle rolls paired with fresh, juicy, and springy shrimp, that wonderful taste is simply incredible." "Grilled skewers are unbeatable, not only is the lamb skewer grilled to perfection and juicy, but it also has a hint of apple fragrance." "Crab Roe Bun is the eternal god! Gently slice through the smooth and tender bun skin, and the golden crab roe and crab meat instantly flow out, the fresh aroma of crab lingering at the tip of your nose, this is the legendary glowing cuisine!" "Darn! Wasn't Boss Wang selling buns at Tiantongyuan just yesterday? I barely managed to rush over here early in the morning, and now you tell me he's gone? Where did he go?!" "Hello? Is this the TV station? I'd like to place a missing person notice!" "Help me up, I can still eat three more bowls!"

Northern Sweet Potato · Urban

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lala_lo

2019-12-25

This is a nice book. Fun to read Expect funny momnents and some what mouth watering food. The characters developement are nice that have some side stories too.

Gourmet of Another World

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2021-12-15

Like another reviewer wrote, I, too, am totally into farmer stories (not sure why maybe bc it’s related to food? 😂) Annndddd I‘m into stories with cute, funny kids 🤩🤩 Raw? Any spoilers? How is the interaction between the child and the ml? Any hilarious scenes? 😂🙏

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2019-07-16

This story is very interesting. I love the storyline. I hope chu is alive and God keep Mian and the twins. Siqin is a really weird guy missing contraceptives I food to prevent pregnancy. Nhmm that guy will have bad ending.

Punished by his hidden love

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2023-08-28

Th story has a freshness to it that I have not seen yet in other stories. The concept sounds very hilarious but at the same time very funny and unexpected. Who would think of something like opening a shop and just selling food for a living? Very different from most overpowered leads stories. Loved the story.

TRANSMIGRATED WITH A HYPERMARKET SYSTEM

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A story about a black bellied husband.... So perfect and amazing. Story full of dog food, Romantic Food related And funny Amazingly Amazing.... Xinyi is a good cookk

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[Tokyo: Extraordinary Parasitism]

Parasitism, mutation… Chess pieces were placed on the table, and lives were lost for no reason. All the chess pieces are nothing but consumables for my great power [Behind-the-scenes],[Source of All Transcendents],[Fighting Left and Right]

Autumn Water Drizzles

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Master Qi, you can't hide your identity anymore.

[The group dotes on the female lead. Men and women flirt with each other. All kinds of pets.] Lu Jinqi, the big shot of the 25th century, accidentally blew herself up. In the end, she was reborn in the body of a poor little girl with the same name as her in the 21st century. "You have to remember that you're only adopted by us. Don't think about anything else." Lu Jinqi,"Hehe, I'm delusional, my ass." Everyone in the industry was prepared to watch the Song family's annual drama, but the poor little thing became a " fiend " with explosive combat power and slapped everyone in the face. Everyone: " Hiss, my face hurts." He was a cold and noble person in power, the mysterious leader of the special operations team. He controlled the Asian economy but was willing to bow down to her It was Lu Jinqi's first time meeting Si Jingyun, and she accidentally bumped into him. Si Jingyun,"Little friend, how can you take advantage of your brother?" The second time they met, she unexpectedly pushed him down. Si Jingyun said,"Little friend, throw yourself into my arms!" The third time they met, she accidentally touched his hand. Si Jingyun asked,"Little friend, how do you feel?" Lu Jinqi,"I have something I don't know if I should say." [There are many male and female alternate accounts. Take off each other's alternate accounts and enter the pit without worry. Note: The whole process is illogical. It's all based on the author's imagination.]

Xiao Qiqiya

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Longevity Immortal Clan: Starting from Mount Baiyun

There were 3,000 Great Daos and countless unorthodox sects. Li Xuangan, who had transmigrated to a cultivation world and become a family cultivator, began with the 'Insight Technique'. He led the family to study pills, weapons, arrays, talismans, beast taming, divination, spirit plants, curses…He developed in all aspects and gradually climbed the path of immortality. [P.S. The functions of the cheat will be slowly discovered.]

Immortal Noble

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I have a chat group in the Country of Light.

When she woke up, she found herself in the Country of Light with an older brother who was the superman, Ah Guang (Ultraman). She realized that the Country of Light had just been established when a mysterious voice suddenly rang out. (Tagged: Ultraman, Special Shot, Chat Group)

Travelling

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Qing is like the warm sun

[Soft on the outside but sweet on the inside x Dark and paranoid teenager] Two-way redemption. Tang Wan was reborn to this year. The youth who met her. …… "Stop following me," Shao Zhou Ci turned around with a gloomy look in his eyes. Tang Wan did not mind his cold attitude. Her voice was soft." Shao Zhouci, I don't have a home anymore. Can you take me in?" "We're not familiar with each other." Later. The young man who was obsessed with her grabbed the corner of her clothes and restrained her with his long arms and legs. The corners of his eyes were red." Tang Wanwan, I'll support you for the rest of your life. Don't leave, okay?" "Alright." This light word promised the girl's life. You entered my world, and we depended on each other from then on. A ray of light came in, and it was a tacit warmth.

Zhi Xiaotang

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