funny chinese food stories

Gourmet Food Supplier

In a remote oriental country, there is a small and odd restaurant that has refused the three-star rating by the Michelin Guide several times. “The price is fairly expensive over there, 288RMB for a set meal of Egg Fried Rice and a bowl of soup. Ah, and an extra small plate of pickled vegetables as well. Even so, there are still a long line of people queuing up and waiting for a taste. Reservations are not accepted there, only waiting and queuing personally is allowed. “Numerous people fly there on their private planes just to queue up. Furthermore, parking bays and parking spots are not provided there. The service is terrible here. Customers have to clear the tableware themselves and wipe the table as well. For god’s sake, the boss is literally crazy.” ---Michelin Guide ----- Release Rate: 5 Chapters/Week; will be released on Mon, Wed, Fri and Weekend;

Cat Who Cooks · Urban

Deities Are All Just My Food

Thirty years ago, A meteor fell, revealing God's ruins! A God stepped out from it and started to feed on humans. From that day forth, humanity became the prey of the God, All except for me! Because I feed on God.

Missing You Washing Red Beans · Sci-fi

The Lord who use immortals as food

Mysterious and curious swords scattered across the earth, waiting for their world-renowned Sword Masters. Who can comprehend the miraculous skill that has been passed down from millennia? The city of Chang'an hides those who carry the power of fire and sun, the central plains house giant decaying millennial families, the wild warriors of the Northern Territory silently sharpen their blades, the dance of deceit and cunning occurs among the southern kingdoms... Above the lofty tranquility, a pair of world-dominating gray eyes are slowly opening. Pei Ye raises his head, pulling the Longsword from his stomach: "Immortal Lord of the True Dragon Taiyi... let's see, who is whose prey."

Parrot Bites Tongue · Eastern

Apocalyptic Flood: Sexy Beauty Neighbor's Midnight Plea for Food

Six months of continuous heavy rainfall has caused global floods. The Arctic glaciers melted, sea levels rose, and seawater flowed backward into rivers. Ancient viruses sealed in ice have been revived, leading to biological mutations and racial evolution. Everyone is trapped at home, unable to go outside. Liang Yuan unexpectedly awakens a Lottery System, which not only allows him to win various daily necessities but also different attributes. When everyone is struggling with a lack of food and clothing, Liang Yuan is enjoying steak, drinking red wine, and having a meat-filled diet every meal. A sexy and alluring neighbor, wearing a spaghetti strap bodycon dress, knocks on his door late at night: "Little brother, can you lend some food to your sister?" Liang Yuan: "Sis, isn't everyone short on food nowadays? Do you really just show up empty-handed to borrow food?"

Step onto the auspicious clouds · Sci-fi

Food Stall: Customers Chase Me across the Country

Wang Fan awakens a food system and thus all dishes he makes are delicious. Then, he begins his culinary journey with a food stall. "The soft and glutinous rice noodle rolls paired with fresh, juicy, and springy shrimp, that wonderful taste is simply incredible." "Grilled skewers are unbeatable, not only is the lamb skewer grilled to perfection and juicy, but it also has a hint of apple fragrance." "Crab Roe Bun is the eternal god! Gently slice through the smooth and tender bun skin, and the golden crab roe and crab meat instantly flow out, the fresh aroma of crab lingering at the tip of your nose, this is the legendary glowing cuisine!" "Darn! Wasn't Boss Wang selling buns at Tiantongyuan just yesterday? I barely managed to rush over here early in the morning, and now you tell me he's gone? Where did he go?!" "Hello? Is this the TV station? I'd like to place a missing person notice!" "Help me up, I can still eat three more bowls!"

Northern Sweet Potato · Urban

Related Reviews

lala_lo

2019-12-25

This is a nice book. Fun to read Expect funny momnents and some what mouth watering food. The characters developement are nice that have some side stories too.

Gourmet of Another World

Li Hongtian · Eastern

1851 Chs

obelix2u

2024-06-13

I like many aspects of this book. It has varied characters. It had moments of poignant sadness and many moments of humor. It has good descriptions of Chinese food. Having said that I feel it is trying a little too hard to make everything non-Chinese especially other Asian cultures especially food as being bad or at least inferior to Chinese food. As I love all types of food, I feel that this is not good.

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2735 Chs

James_1974

2026-08-25

It's junk food, good but still junk food. like most things on webnovel you should turn your brain off before reading. It feels like roundabout wish fulfillment. writing quality Is not the best but not Chinese level bad, it passable. My recommendation is don't read your really quality stories and this back to back, the difference is a bit jarring. A high quality junk food read.

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Bored_NPC_22 · Anime & Comics

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MusuCat

2020-06-07

Love this story, fantastic writing and food description! Really goes in depth into the history of food and how it is intricately connected to the Chinese culture

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trick_or_treat

2021-12-15

Like another reviewer wrote, I, too, am totally into farmer stories (not sure why maybe bc it’s related to food? 😂) Annndddd I‘m into stories with cute, funny kids 🤩🤩 Raw? Any spoilers? How is the interaction between the child and the ml? Any hilarious scenes? 😂🙏

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Lilac in May · General

1142 Chs

warm-blooded animal

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Do you want my dad and mom to be together after rebirth?

Jiang Muqing was so annoyed by her parents 'constant quarrels that she went on the famous death roller coaster. In the end, she really died. So be it. When she opened her eyes, she realized that she had transmigrated. She had successfully returned to the time when her parents were young and she was not even an egg. Facing her young parents, Jiang Muqing witnessed her father's beauty and her mother's youth. She helped her father go to school and start a business, and helped her mother realize her dreams. Looking at her parents who had become successful in their respective industries many years later, Jiang Muqing fell into deep thought. Should she matchmake them? Maybe be, maybe HE, I haven't thought about it yet.

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It's hard to find a place to return to

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Daolord Dualplane.

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Morbid spoiling

[Cool, cold, and beautiful woman vs. soft, sexy, and really flirtatious boss] Gu Huai was the kind of man who was dissolute, depressed, and indifferent, but he was only madly obsessed with Shen Yang. That violent and sick preference pulled her out of the darkness. The reason why someone was rejected the first time he confessed was because he was young. Thus, the second time he confessed, he said," "Sister, I've never been in a relationship before, and you're giving me a first love? A little brother like me is easy to deceive." …" Is the child sick? "Do you know that my mission is to take your life?" " I know," the man said casually." I'm here to give it to you now." “!!!”"Master Huai!" Start a career!" …… After a long time- The research results of Gu Huai, the big boss of scientific research, had attracted worldwide attention. He raised his glass and toasted him modestly. As it turned out, he wanted to do both his career and his sister. "Shen Yang doesn't deserve Gu Huai!" someone said. "Shen Yang was born dirty and lowly, he's just a lackey of the Shen family!" Coincidentally, Shen Yang's identity was exposed online, one after another, blinding everyone. Fence-sitter, one-sided, the internet instantly changed to 'Gu Huaixu has this name, it's obviously Sister Yang's help! "Young people should know that soft rice tastes good. Bring your sister home early." Gu Huai was calm. "You're a first-class researcher, can you stop pretending?" …… After marriage. " Sister, you're older than me," he whispered gently." You can help me with this kind of thing." Was his younger brother easy to deceive? No! It was his younger brother who was good at pretending! Shen Yang could use four words to describe him-gentle beast.

Thinking in the morning and rejoicing in the evening

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Quickly wear it all the way to escape

He had just traveled from the apocalypse back to the time before the apocalypse. How did he transmigrate again? 'So what if I transmigrate? Other people transmigrate safely regardless of their status, but why do I have to keep running…' Before Xia Tianwu could finish his words, he was interrupted by a strange-looking cat. "Humph, I'm an adult who doesn't care about petty people's mistakes. I won't argue with you." Just like that, Xia Tianwu brought her along, oh no, Xia Tianwu brought her along as they embarked on a disastrous journey of escape… Quickly wear the disaster novel, there's a male lead

Third Aunt

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