funny chinese food stories

Gourmet Food Supplier

In a remote oriental country, there is a small and odd restaurant that has refused the three-star rating by the Michelin Guide several times. “The price is fairly expensive over there, 288RMB for a set meal of Egg Fried Rice and a bowl of soup. Ah, and an extra small plate of pickled vegetables as well. Even so, there are still a long line of people queuing up and waiting for a taste. Reservations are not accepted there, only waiting and queuing personally is allowed. “Numerous people fly there on their private planes just to queue up. Furthermore, parking bays and parking spots are not provided there. The service is terrible here. Customers have to clear the tableware themselves and wipe the table as well. For god’s sake, the boss is literally crazy.” ---Michelin Guide ----- Release Rate: 5 Chapters/Week; will be released on Mon, Wed, Fri and Weekend;

Cat Who Cooks · Urban

Deities Are All Just My Food

Thirty years ago, A meteor fell, revealing God's ruins! A God stepped out from it and started to feed on humans. From that day forth, humanity became the prey of the God, All except for me! Because I feed on God.

Missing You Washing Red Beans · Sci-fi

The Lord who use immortals as food

Mysterious and curious swords scattered across the earth, waiting for their world-renowned Sword Masters. Who can comprehend the miraculous skill that has been passed down from millennia? The city of Chang'an hides those who carry the power of fire and sun, the central plains house giant decaying millennial families, the wild warriors of the Northern Territory silently sharpen their blades, the dance of deceit and cunning occurs among the southern kingdoms... Above the lofty tranquility, a pair of world-dominating gray eyes are slowly opening. Pei Ye raises his head, pulling the Longsword from his stomach: "Immortal Lord of the True Dragon Taiyi... let's see, who is whose prey."

Parrot Bites Tongue · Eastern

Apocalyptic Flood: Sexy Beauty Neighbor's Midnight Plea for Food

Six months of continuous heavy rainfall has caused global floods. The Arctic glaciers melted, sea levels rose, and seawater flowed backward into rivers. Ancient viruses sealed in ice have been revived, leading to biological mutations and racial evolution. Everyone is trapped at home, unable to go outside. Liang Yuan unexpectedly awakens a Lottery System, which not only allows him to win various daily necessities but also different attributes. When everyone is struggling with a lack of food and clothing, Liang Yuan is enjoying steak, drinking red wine, and having a meat-filled diet every meal. A sexy and alluring neighbor, wearing a spaghetti strap bodycon dress, knocks on his door late at night: "Little brother, can you lend some food to your sister?" Liang Yuan: "Sis, isn't everyone short on food nowadays? Do you really just show up empty-handed to borrow food?"

Step onto the auspicious clouds · Sci-fi

Food Stall: Customers Chase Me across the Country

Wang Fan awakens a food system and thus all dishes he makes are delicious. Then, he begins his culinary journey with a food stall. "The soft and glutinous rice noodle rolls paired with fresh, juicy, and springy shrimp, that wonderful taste is simply incredible." "Grilled skewers are unbeatable, not only is the lamb skewer grilled to perfection and juicy, but it also has a hint of apple fragrance." "Crab Roe Bun is the eternal god! Gently slice through the smooth and tender bun skin, and the golden crab roe and crab meat instantly flow out, the fresh aroma of crab lingering at the tip of your nose, this is the legendary glowing cuisine!" "Darn! Wasn't Boss Wang selling buns at Tiantongyuan just yesterday? I barely managed to rush over here early in the morning, and now you tell me he's gone? Where did he go?!" "Hello? Is this the TV station? I'd like to place a missing person notice!" "Help me up, I can still eat three more bowls!"

Northern Sweet Potato · Urban

Related Reviews

lala_lo

2019-12-26

This is a nice book. Fun to read Expect funny momnents and some what mouth watering food. The characters developement are nice that have some side stories too.

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Li Hongtian · Eastern

1851 Chs

obelix2u

2024-06-14

I like many aspects of this book. It has varied characters. It had moments of poignant sadness and many moments of humor. It has good descriptions of Chinese food. Having said that I feel it is trying a little too hard to make everything non-Chinese especially other Asian cultures especially food as being bad or at least inferior to Chinese food. As I love all types of food, I feel that this is not good.

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James_1974

2026-08-26

It's junk food, good but still junk food. like most things on webnovel you should turn your brain off before reading. It feels like roundabout wish fulfillment. writing quality Is not the best but not Chinese level bad, it passable. My recommendation is don't read your really quality stories and this back to back, the difference is a bit jarring. A high quality junk food read.

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MusuCat

2020-06-08

Love this story, fantastic writing and food description! Really goes in depth into the history of food and how it is intricately connected to the Chinese culture

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trick_or_treat

2021-12-15

Like another reviewer wrote, I, too, am totally into farmer stories (not sure why maybe bc it’s related to food? 😂) Annndddd I‘m into stories with cute, funny kids 🤩🤩 Raw? Any spoilers? How is the interaction between the child and the ml? Any hilarious scenes? 😂🙏

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The young coroner of the Duchy is going to divorce again.

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