funny chinese food stories

Gourmet Food Supplier

In a remote oriental country, there is a small and odd restaurant that has refused the three-star rating by the Michelin Guide several times. “The price is fairly expensive over there, 288RMB for a set meal of Egg Fried Rice and a bowl of soup. Ah, and an extra small plate of pickled vegetables as well. Even so, there are still a long line of people queuing up and waiting for a taste. Reservations are not accepted there, only waiting and queuing personally is allowed. “Numerous people fly there on their private planes just to queue up. Furthermore, parking bays and parking spots are not provided there. The service is terrible here. Customers have to clear the tableware themselves and wipe the table as well. For god’s sake, the boss is literally crazy.” ---Michelin Guide ----- Release Rate: 5 Chapters/Week; will be released on Mon, Wed, Fri and Weekend;

Cat Who Cooks · Urban

Deities Are All Just My Food

Thirty years ago, A meteor fell, revealing God's ruins! A God stepped out from it and started to feed on humans. From that day forth, humanity became the prey of the God, All except for me! Because I feed on God.

Missing You Washing Red Beans · Sci-fi

The Lord who use immortals as food

Mysterious and curious swords scattered across the earth, waiting for their world-renowned Sword Masters. Who can comprehend the miraculous skill that has been passed down from millennia? The city of Chang'an hides those who carry the power of fire and sun, the central plains house giant decaying millennial families, the wild warriors of the Northern Territory silently sharpen their blades, the dance of deceit and cunning occurs among the southern kingdoms... Above the lofty tranquility, a pair of world-dominating gray eyes are slowly opening. Pei Ye raises his head, pulling the Longsword from his stomach: "Immortal Lord of the True Dragon Taiyi... let's see, who is whose prey."

Parrot Bites Tongue · Eastern

Apocalyptic Flood: Sexy Beauty Neighbor's Midnight Plea for Food

Six months of continuous heavy rainfall has caused global floods. The Arctic glaciers melted, sea levels rose, and seawater flowed backward into rivers. Ancient viruses sealed in ice have been revived, leading to biological mutations and racial evolution. Everyone is trapped at home, unable to go outside. Liang Yuan unexpectedly awakens a Lottery System, which not only allows him to win various daily necessities but also different attributes. When everyone is struggling with a lack of food and clothing, Liang Yuan is enjoying steak, drinking red wine, and having a meat-filled diet every meal. A sexy and alluring neighbor, wearing a spaghetti strap bodycon dress, knocks on his door late at night: "Little brother, can you lend some food to your sister?" Liang Yuan: "Sis, isn't everyone short on food nowadays? Do you really just show up empty-handed to borrow food?"

Step onto the auspicious clouds · Sci-fi

Food Stall: Customers Chase Me across the Country

Wang Fan awakens a food system and thus all dishes he makes are delicious. Then, he begins his culinary journey with a food stall. "The soft and glutinous rice noodle rolls paired with fresh, juicy, and springy shrimp, that wonderful taste is simply incredible." "Grilled skewers are unbeatable, not only is the lamb skewer grilled to perfection and juicy, but it also has a hint of apple fragrance." "Crab Roe Bun is the eternal god! Gently slice through the smooth and tender bun skin, and the golden crab roe and crab meat instantly flow out, the fresh aroma of crab lingering at the tip of your nose, this is the legendary glowing cuisine!" "Darn! Wasn't Boss Wang selling buns at Tiantongyuan just yesterday? I barely managed to rush over here early in the morning, and now you tell me he's gone? Where did he go?!" "Hello? Is this the TV station? I'd like to place a missing person notice!" "Help me up, I can still eat three more bowls!"

Northern Sweet Potato · Urban

Related Reviews

lala_lo

2019-12-26

This is a nice book. Fun to read Expect funny momnents and some what mouth watering food. The characters developement are nice that have some side stories too.

Gourmet of Another World

Li Hongtian · Eastern

1851 Chs

obelix2u

2024-06-14

I like many aspects of this book. It has varied characters. It had moments of poignant sadness and many moments of humor. It has good descriptions of Chinese food. Having said that I feel it is trying a little too hard to make everything non-Chinese especially other Asian cultures especially food as being bad or at least inferior to Chinese food. As I love all types of food, I feel that this is not good.

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MusuCat

2020-06-08

Love this story, fantastic writing and food description! Really goes in depth into the history of food and how it is intricately connected to the Chinese culture

The Game of Life

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trick_or_treat

2021-12-15

Like another reviewer wrote, I, too, am totally into farmer stories (not sure why maybe bc it’s related to food? 😂) Annndddd I‘m into stories with cute, funny kids 🤩🤩 Raw? Any spoilers? How is the interaction between the child and the ml? Any hilarious scenes? 😂🙏

Farming Space Makes Me Rich

Lilac in May · General

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aguy

2018-02-05

I read a lot, and this is one of my favorite stories. Clever and funny, this lighthearted look into Chinese TV, film, music, etc. is a daily dose of joy.

I’m Really a Superstar

Chang Yu · Urban

1696 Chs

His soul power increased after being treated? Ning Rongrong was addicted

Wang Hai, a healing-type soul master, would trigger special effects when using healing soul skills on patients, including but not limited to increasing the opponent's soul power level, body strength, soul ring age, and even evolving the opponent's martial soul! After the special effect was triggered, Wang Hai would enjoy ten times the reward! Thus, several years later, Wang Hai's "Master" name resounded throughout the Spirit Master world, and he opened the "Security Hall". Countless Spirit Masters came to seek treatment, just to enjoy the powerful effects. No one dared to cause trouble because the first person who dared to cause trouble was called Tang Hao. The grass on his grave was already ten meters tall. Those who had been treated by Wang Hai were all top experts on the continent. After Liu Erlong was healed, her spirit evolved into Thunder Flame Dragon, her killing intent dispelled, the knot in her heart untied, and she personally killed the coward Yu Xiao Gang, becoming the first guardian of the Security Hall. Ning Rongrong, the first to take Wang Hai as her master, under her addiction to healing, had long ago strengthened her Nine Treasure Glazed Tile Pagoda to the point where it was indestructible, even killing a god. However, there were always people who couldn't figure it out. On this day, Tang San came to visit. "Your soul power is thick and pure, your body is strong, and your spiritual power far surpasses your peers. There's nothing wrong with you. You don't need treatment." Wang Hai casually diagnosed. "I'm here to avenge my father!" Tang San said hatefully. "Revenge? Tsk tsk, Rongrong, someone's looking for trouble, you deal with it." Wang Hai was too lazy to act, ordering Ning Rongrong around. "Senior Sister, don't! Let me do it!" As soon as he finished speaking, a long leg kicked out, and Tang San flew backwards, his bones and tendons completely shattered. Xiao Wu retracted her leg and looked at Wang Hai with dissatisfaction: This kind of little trash, what need is there to call Rongrong Shijie?"

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Rebirth Farmer's Gate: Koi Beauty is a Godly Doctor

Song Jinran's ruthless wife had suddenly changed for the better. From then on…his wife stopped hitting him, his illness was cured, and the chickens, ducks, and fish he raised were fairer than others. He had more and more money, and he was more and more admired by people. His wife was always right. Whatever she said was true, and he followed her to eat. His wife had become famous in all the villages, and her reputation had even spread to Shengjing. More and more people were snatching his wife away from him… Mr. Song was panicking. He was very worried every day." Wife, do you have a koi constitution?" The wife blinked and smiled happily.

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NBA: Starting from the Founding of the Los Angeles Clippers

If… When the four centers were in the same era as Yao Ming, Howard, and Jokic! When the Four Quarters met Dr. J, Glider, and Big O! When the stone Buddha collided with the flying pig, when the black and white heroes competed with James and Wade! Of course, there was also the bald man who stood at the top of the Hall of Gods! This was the most chaotic era in the NBA, and also the most magnificent era! Kobe: "I admit that Coach Li Ang has made me the greatest person!" James: I've already formed the Big Five. Why can't I beat your team? Magic Johnson: The only difference between Larry Bird and me is that Coach Li Ang is missing! Larry Bird: ??? Cardinal Arnold Auerbach (Father Li):??? Li Ang: Magic, if you want me dead, just say it!

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From the demon tail, the elf messenger

The young man who obtained the Elf System descended into the world of the Fairy Tail and dominated the world as an elf sorcerer. The introduction is weak, please enter and take a look!

The dancing starry sky

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We live in Nanjing

This was a cliché story of two young people saving the world.

Tianrui Shuo Fu

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