Didn't we agree that we wouldn't be bad singers?
In his previous life, the singer and songwriter Tao Yao, who ate the northwest wind when she was hungry and drank the toilet water when she was thirsty, had inexplicably transmigrated to a parallel world while she was washing the toilet.
However, he found that there was no Jay Chou, Zhou Shen, Deng Ziqi, Faye Wong, and other well-known superstars in the world.
There were only a bunch of singers that he had never heard of and their unbearable songs.
When Tao Yao, who had countless classic songs from all over the world, met a boss who only wanted to ruin the company as soon as possible, what kind of sparks would there be between a genius and a madman?
"What? Didn't you guys say that the lyrics of 'Skateboard Shoes' are at the elementary school level? Why is everyone singing?"
" No, didn't we agree that everyone likes a more authentic European and American style? Why is this song,'Young For You', which doesn't even have a standard pronunciation, so popular?"
"Hey, hey, that's too foul. How can a random song from the northeast that sings Two-people Rotation on the street become popular? What the hell is this 'Xianer'?"
Crossdresser Senxia
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Another favorite joins Qidian! 140 characters eh? These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?' ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! TTORNEY: She had three children, right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ─── ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. ─── ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.