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The Best Director
Author: Wallee The Robot
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Wang Yang never stopped pursuing his dream of becoming a director and making movies that could amaze the world. However, the fate seemed to play a malicious joke on him. He got wrongly accused and expelled from USC. Fortunately, when God closed a door to Wang Yang, he opened a window for him. After a baby stroller hit him on the street, he began to be able to watch the movies from the future in his head! Since then, the year of 1988 was destined to be an extraordinary year. Besides the miracle written by “Titanic”, one of the most legendary directors in the 21st century was rising quietly…

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Frightening Joke: Above the Mist

Bai Yanliang, male, 23 years old, unmarried. Condition improving, good personality shaping, has met the discharge criteria. Today, discharged.

Unfeeling Scholar · Horror

His Blonde Little Secret

Meet Bella Winters. She's seventeen years old with little confidence and controlled daily by her anxiety. Bella wants to remain hidden in school but ends up gaining the attention from the school's popular bully and the school's heart throb, Brody Baxter. A heartwarming tale where Bella Winters endures heartbreak that sends her on a discovery of self love and confidence.

Sakz · Teen

Blonde Demolition

What if you’ve made a safe, easy life for yourself but your dangerous past has caught up with you? Mallory Sage, a former investigator with Homeland Security, has a home she loves, friends and is very important in the local volunteer fire company. Her life is secure and she is liked by everyone around her. When she discovers a bomb at her firehouse she realizes her past is about to make a reappearance. What if you had a second chance to fix the biggest mistake of your life? Trey McCrane, currently with Homeland Security, let the only woman he ever loved and the best partner he had, leave him. He never knew why and angry with her, he never followed her. But now he needs her for a case, the last case they did together that has now be reopened. The case that he feels tore them apart. Can he get her to believe he is a forever kind of guy? Blonde Demolition is created by Chris Redding, an eGlobal Creative Publishing signed author.

Chris Redding · Fantasy

Hero ! What a Joke !

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

ViT · Fantasy

The Blonde Barbarian: A Foreigner's Guide to Scientific Cultivation

Synopsis:"Qi is not magic; it’s a variable. The soul is not a myth; it’s the operating system." Alex, a senior software engineer from Boston, woke up in the body of a "foreign barbarian" with a low-grade spirit root. In a world where immortality is governed by ancient, cryptic laws and "enlightenment" is purely mystical, Alex sees only a messy, unoptimized codebase. While other disciples pray for a breakthrough, Alex is busy calculating the 6:1 resonance frequency between his heartbeat and breath. While they waste 90% of their energy in flashy moves, Alex is refining his "Qi-Needle" with a 400% compression ratio for a surgical strike. In the eyes of the cultivators, he is a blonde anomaly with a "trash root." In Alex's eyes, the Heavens are just waiting for a developer to rewrite the source code.

Hongshaolaohutou · Fantasy
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What are the best blonde joke stories you know?
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2024-11-26 11:46
A blonde was driving and saw another blonde in a canoe in the middle of a field. She stopped and shouted 'It's blondes like you that give us a bad name! If I could swim, I'd come out there and teach you a lesson!'.
Best Blonde Joke Stories: Share some of the funniest ones
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2024-11-26 00:12
Here's one. A blonde was on a plane to New York. She asked the flight attendant to bring her a pen and paper. When the attendant brought it, she wrote down 'Hi Mom, I'm on the plane. See you soon.' Then she put it in an envelope and asked the attendant to mail it for her. The attendant was like 'Ma'am, we're 30,000 feet in the air!'
What are some typical funny blonde joke stories about?
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2024-12-11 22:52
Typically, they are about blondes making simple mistakes. For example, a blonde might be confused about basic technology. One story could be a blonde trying to use a TV remote. She keeps pressing all the buttons but nothing seems to work. Then she calls the cable company and says the TV won't turn on, only to realize she didn't plug it in.
Can you share some funny blonde joke stories?
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2024-12-10 22:32
A blonde was given a puzzle to put together. After hours of trying, she finally called her friend and said, 'I can't do this puzzle. It says it's supposed to be a tiger on the box, but all I have are these small pieces!' Her friend said, 'Well, it's a jigsaw puzzle. You have to put the pieces together to make the tiger.' The blonde replied, 'Oh, no wonder it's so hard!'
What are the characteristics of best joke stories?
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2024-12-10 16:20
Most of them play on words, like homophones or double meanings. A joke such as 'I'm reading a book about anti - gravity. It's impossible to put down.' Here, 'put down' has two meanings - physically putting the book down and being able to stop reading it, which creates the humor.
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Princess Jiang Fei, who was sent to the marriage alliance in her previous life and died tragically, was reborn on the road to the marriage alliance. In her previous life, she was silent and gave in step by step. After her rebirth, she was cunning and changeable. She would fight to the death with whoever forced her to marry. He was singing praises and coaxing her to go through a marriage alliance. Threatening and enticing her to go through a marriage alliance, I'm sorry, do you believe that this princess can let you rest in peace right now? If she threatened her with her family, she could send her to hell in minutes and make her regret provoking her. The treacherous official was dead… The Empress was dead… The Crown Prince was dead… …… She shook her head vigorously." I didn't do it, really!" She pointed at a certain someone." You can ask him if you don't believe me." "Wifey, honesty is a virtue," someone said with a smile. "Don't think that I don't know what you've done!" She grabbed him and said sinisterly. …… Xiao Shuye had once thought about whether the world was more important or that little liar was more important. Later, he said,"Fortunately, it's you. You're lucky."

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There is space for the wife of the farmer of the female venerable

The pitiful Lin Yu had transmigrated and was now dressed as a peasant girl from the Kingdom of the Venerables. The peasant girl was so pitiful as she had a skinny little brother who was only a handful of bones left. Her father was not close to her, and her mother did not love her. She even sold her to an old man to be a live-in son-in-law for the sake of money. This made her extremely angry. Fortunately, she did not have an old man, but she did have a handsome man.  It didn't matter if he was poor. He didn't have to worry about making a fortune with his space. The poor little thing also had a time to soar into the sky! From then on, she could have whatever she planted. You reap what you sow Plant flowers and get flowers. A certain man,"Wife, when will we have a child?" Lin Yu thought to himself,'Are children grown?' Come into my room and I'll tell you how you got here.

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Open an underground city in Muye

The new book,"The World of Elves from Zero," Pokémon hopes that some friends will like it ~ In the Buried City, a mysterious existence called the Great Will had suddenly descended into the Ninja Realm and invited the adventurers of the Ninja Realm to challenge the dungeon. From that day on, opening the box and entering the Buried City became the way to achieve everything. [Kakashi: Sky City, Dragonman Tower, King tier, there is no one who doesn't come together...] Tian Tian,"5000 people come and take care of the zombies." A man in red ancient armor stood up and scanned the crowd with his red shirun eyes. [Stripey: The Ice Dragon is a Shadow Level DPS, don't mess around!] Reader group: 487986070

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I want to cultivate immortality, but the dog emperor is on the edge

Tu Yu was a crippled empress who had been banished to the cold palace in the Mortal Realm. Just as her heart was dying, an immortal appeared and said that he wanted to take her as a disciple and take her to cultivate. She agreed without hesitation. Here, she had a powerful sect, a protective master, and senior brothers and sisters who cared about her. Dharma treasures and cultivation techniques were freely chosen! The celestial sword recognized its master! Cultivation was like drinking water! However, as she got more and more, she found herself in an unclear situation. The world was like a chess game. Who was playing the game? Who was in the game?

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His little rose is sweet and wild

[Rebirth + Scumbag abuse + Sweet Pet] In her previous life, Shen Nian mistakenly trusted the scheming woman and took the thief as her mother. In the end, her family was destroyed and she died tragically. When she was reborn and returned to the second year of junior high school, before all of this had happened, she swore that she would change the fate of her previous life. He would never dare to bully that autistic youth again. She even pampered and coaxed him like he was her ancestor. But gradually, she realized that something was wrong. The autistic youth didn't seem to be autistic anymore. And he actually bullied her instead. Shen Nian was speechless. [This article is about the undying love between Rose and the teenager.]

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