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Force to protect the Male Lead [BL]
Author: phoenixhyperion
Ongoing · 1.8M Views
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[This book is in indefinite hiatus. Will continue once I'm done with my other ongoing books.] Lucien Blake is a twenty six years old shut in otaku. He live his life reading novels, watching animes, eating and staring at computer all day. One day he went out to buy his favorite chicken lunch box meal at the nearest convenience store. But a robber came in and decided to rob the store. Without knowing why or what for, the robber shot him in the chest before running away.  Can his life as shut in otaku get any worse?    A series of beeps flooded his head, forcing him to wake up. When he open his eyes he found himself in another world very much like his own. Except for one thing. His beloved protagonist from his favorite anime is staring at him face to face. A notif pop into his head saying, [Dear host, find and help the protagonist escape his fate of getting killed. Help him in his mission of eliminating the demons. Points will be added. Failure to do so will result to deduction. Zero points will lead to your death. Good luck.] Lucien was left no choice but to adapt to his life as a mob character, helping the protagonist pave his path into greathood. It was all good at first, if you count off the number of times he has to pick up his butt running away from hideous creatures drooling after his flesh, his life being protected from protagonist halo was awesome.  That is until.... the protagonist pushed him down to bed.

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Volume 1 :Protecting you
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The Strongest Special Force Bodyguard

He was the king of the Soldier Kings! He was the Grim Reaper of the assassin world! He was endlessly arrogant! The formidable Ye Long, having left the mysterious military unit, returned to Hua Du to fulfill the mysterious elder's command to protect the beautiful lady boss.

A glass of red wine · Urban

Endless Winter: My Camp Upgrades Infinitely

Have you often come across a game where you start with a bonfire, surrounded by ice and snow, with resources all manually transported, and monsters attacking at any time... Xia Hong wakes up to find himself in such a world. The ice and snow rage on, beasts rule the land, civilization is lost, and all people and things that once existed have been invaded into powerful and bizarre entities, leaving humans as a humble race surviving in the shadow of winter, on the brink of extinction. Fortunately, Xia Hong possesses a camp system that can upgrade infinitely. [Small Bonfire]—[Iron Furnace]—[Solar Cauldron]... [Wooden Post]—[Training Ground]—[Martial Arts Hall]... [Bamboo Fence]—[Black Soil Wall]—[Iron Wall]... [Monument Stone]—[Notice Board]—[Hero's Monument]... ... As Xia Hong slays the beasts and exterminates the bizarre entities, gradually gathering humans, dispelling the winter, and opening up territory, the mysterious veil of this world is slowly unveiled in its entirety.

Half a pot of ginger water · Eastern

I Just Want Outlive You, Don't Force Me to Beat You to Death

Two wondrous fruits, one for immortality, the other for strength. After swallowing them, Chu Ning traveled to another world to cultivate the path of immortality. Within a thousand years, Chu Ning said, "Thanks to the wondrous fruit, praise the wondrous fruit, brother awesome." A thousand years later, Chu Ning reflected, "Thank oneself, praise oneself, the struggle is the most beautiful." In this other world, Chu Ning had three famous sayings: The first, "Not driven by profit, one may miss some opportunities, but will never suffer a loss." Secondly, "longevity is just about living a life, so why not take life seriously from the beginning." Thirdly, "if you can get along, you can get along. If you can't get along, you can negotiate. If you can't negotiate, you should kill someone in the downwind of the wind, this way, the ashes can be scattered cleaner…"

Nine Lamps and Goodness · Eastern

La Fille Riche de Haut Niveau Fait un Retour en Force

Après avoir échoué sa tribulation, Ye Leng'an est retournée dans le premier monde. Dans sa vie précédente, elle était la fausse fille que tout le monde dans la famille Ye détestait. Avec la véritable fille autour, elle semblait encore plus insignifiante en comparaison. Pendant ce temps, la véritable fille était adorée par tous. Finalement, Ye Leng'an a été torturée et tuée par les admirateurs de la véritable fille. Elle a subi une fin terrible. Après sa mort, son âme a transmigré dans le royaume de la cultivation. Grâce à son travail acharné, elle a cultivé jusqu'à la période de la tribulation, et elle n'était plus qu'à un pas de l'ascension en tant qu'immortelle. Cependant, lors de sa tribulation, elle a échoué à cause de ses démons intérieurs venant de son temps dans le premier monde. Dans cette vie, elle est revenue avec toute sa gloire. Elle n'était plus une perdante. Héhé. Maintenant qu'elle s'est réincarnée, elle voulait retrouver l'honneur qui lui appartenait autrefois. Quiconque se mettait en travers de son chemin serait anéanti. La véritable fille était-elle un génie médical ayant le potentiel de devenir un médecin miracle ? Désolée, mais Ye Leng'an était la vraie affaire qui pouvait ramener les morts à la vie. Elle avait des pilules spirituelles pour lesquelles d'innombrables pointures seraient prêtes à tuer ! La véritable fille était-elle un génie de l'informatique capable d'accéder facilement à n'importe quelle partie d'internet ? Désolée, mais Ye Leng'an était celle qui avait inventé internet. Elle était comme Dieu, capable de contrôler qui vivait ou mourait en son sein. Ye Leng'an s'est réincarnée dans le monde de la cultivation et a pris le monde d'assaut. Alors que d'innombrables personnalités importantes se retrouvaient éperdument amoureuses d'elle, un homme mystérieux ayant secrètement un puissant background l'a directement attirée dans ses bras. "Tu m'appartiens, Chérie", annonça-t-il. Ye Leng'an leva les yeux au ciel, impuissante. "Ce type est vraiment facilement jaloux !"

Summer Powder · Urban

Hiver Sans Fin : Mon Camp s'Améliore Infiniment

Avez-vous souvent rencontré un jeu où vous commencez avec un feu de camp, entouré de glace et de neige, avec des ressources toutes transportées manuellement, et des monstres attaquant à tout moment... Xia Hong se réveille et se retrouve dans un tel monde. La glace et la neige font rage, les bêtes règnent sur la terre, la civilisation est perdue, et tous les gens et les choses qui existaient autrefois ont été envahis et transformés en entités puissantes et bizarres, laissant les humains comme une race humble survivant à l'ombre de l'hiver, au bord de l'extinction. Heureusement, Xia Hong possède un système de camp qui peut s'améliorer infiniment. [Petit Feu de Camp]—[Fourneau de Fer]—[Chaudron Solaire]... [Poteau en Bois]—[Terrain d'Entraînement]—[Salle des Arts Martiaux]... [Clôture de Bambou]—[Mur de Terre Noire]—[Mur de Fer]... [Pierre Monumentale]—[Tableau d'Affichage]—[Monument des Héros]... ... Alors que Xia Hong tue les bêtes et extermine les entités bizarres, rassemblant progressivement les humains, dissipant l'hiver et ouvrant le territoire, le voile mystérieux de ce monde se dévoile lentement dans son intégralité.

Half a pot of ginger water · Eastern
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Can you share some funny air force boot camp stories?
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2024-11-13 11:59
One time in air force boot camp, a trainee was so nervous during drill that he started marching in the wrong direction. Instead of following the line, he just went straight into a group of bushes. Everyone burst out laughing, including the drill sergeant who couldn't keep a straight face for a while.
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2024-11-26 22:02
There are stories of getting lost during field exercises. The training areas can be large and confusing, especially for new recruits. One trainee told me that he got separated from his group during a night exercise. He was all alone in the dark, not sure where to go, and worried about getting in trouble for being lost. And then there's the fear of not being able to meet the standards. If you can't perform well in physical fitness tests or weapon handling, you might feel like you're constantly on the verge of failing, which is a very scary feeling in boot camp.
What are some of the most hilarious things that happened in air force boot camp?
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2024-11-13 13:03
At the air force boot camp, during a fitness test, one recruit accidentally ran the wrong way on the track. He was so focused on his own rhythm that he didn't notice everyone else going in the opposite direction until he almost crashed into the finish line crew. It was quite a sight.
Air Force Boot Camp Horror Stories: Have you heard any extreme ones?
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2024-11-27 01:07
Yes. I heard about a trainee who accidentally set off a false alarm during a drill. The whole base went into high - alert mode. He was severely reprimanded and had to endure extra training for weeks as a punishment. It was really extreme for him as he had to face the anger of the whole unit.
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2024-10-25 06:05
One story is about a recruit who accidentally put his boots on the wrong feet during a morning drill. He was running all lopsided and the drill sergeant couldn't help but laugh while correcting him. It was a really funny sight as he tried to march in formation with his boots in the wrong place.
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