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Endless Winter: My Camp Upgrades Infinitely

Have you often come across a game where you start with a bonfire, surrounded by ice and snow, with resources all manually transported, and monsters attacking at any time... Xia Hong wakes up to find himself in such a world. The ice and snow rage on, beasts rule the land, civilization is lost, and all people and things that once existed have been invaded into powerful and bizarre entities, leaving humans as a humble race surviving in the shadow of winter, on the brink of extinction. Fortunately, Xia Hong possesses a camp system that can upgrade infinitely. [Small Bonfire]—[Iron Furnace]—[Solar Cauldron]... [Wooden Post]—[Training Ground]—[Martial Arts Hall]... [Bamboo Fence]—[Black Soil Wall]—[Iron Wall]... [Monument Stone]—[Notice Board]—[Hero's Monument]... ... As Xia Hong slays the beasts and exterminates the bizarre entities, gradually gathering humans, dispelling the winter, and opening up territory, the mysterious veil of this world is slowly unveiled in its entirety.

Half a pot of ginger water · Eastern

Hiver Sans Fin : Mon Camp s'Améliore Infiniment

Avez-vous souvent rencontré un jeu où vous commencez avec un feu de camp, entouré de glace et de neige, avec des ressources toutes transportées manuellement, et des monstres attaquant à tout moment... Xia Hong se réveille et se retrouve dans un tel monde. La glace et la neige font rage, les bêtes règnent sur la terre, la civilisation est perdue, et tous les gens et les choses qui existaient autrefois ont été envahis et transformés en entités puissantes et bizarres, laissant les humains comme une race humble survivant à l'ombre de l'hiver, au bord de l'extinction. Heureusement, Xia Hong possède un système de camp qui peut s'améliorer infiniment. [Petit Feu de Camp]—[Fourneau de Fer]—[Chaudron Solaire]... [Poteau en Bois]—[Terrain d'Entraînement]—[Salle des Arts Martiaux]... [Clôture de Bambou]—[Mur de Terre Noire]—[Mur de Fer]... [Pierre Monumentale]—[Tableau d'Affichage]—[Monument des Héros]... ... Alors que Xia Hong tue les bêtes et extermine les entités bizarres, rassemblant progressivement les humains, dissipant l'hiver et ouvrant le territoire, le voile mystérieux de ce monde se dévoile lentement dans son intégralité.

Half a pot of ginger water · Eastern

FUNNY STORIES UNLIMITED

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

DCreativeApkDev · Fantasy

Building An Empire Starting From The Labor Camp In Exile

Dropped. Will write later.

Memento_ · Fantasy

Funny Chats

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

dtjiappdev1999 · Fantasy

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