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Reincarnated as a Dog with System
Author: Yolohy
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After an unfair life and death, Qin Hua was miraculously gifted with a second chance. But she was a dog now? And the world suddenly changed? Terrifying beasts roamed the streets instead of cars and trucks. Plants turned deadly. Rifts to other realms opened in random street corners and more importantly, humans gained unimaginable abilities! Earth entered a new beginning where mana was abundant and one's monetary wealth no longer determined their fate! With the strong surviving and the weak perishing, will Qin Hua kill or be killed in this new world? This is a story of the earth's spiritual awakening and a dog's rise to power!

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Dumb Husky and His White Cat Shizun (2ha)

Mo Ran thought becoming Chu Wanning’s disciple was a mistake. His shizun was really too much like a cat while he himself was a dumb pup who’d only slobber and wag his tail. Dogs and cats were different by nature; originally, the dumb pup didn’t want to extend his furry paws to that cat. He originally thought, dogs should be with dogs, like his shixiong, beautiful and tame like a cute Japanese Spitz, and the two of them together would surely be a match made in heaven. Yet, after having died and reborn, after having lived two lives, the one he hauled back each time to his den in the end was always the one he couldn’t stand at first: that snow-white kitty shizun. Dumb off the charts husky gong x proud, aggravated, big white cat shou Emperor of the cultivation world Mo Weiyu deceived elders and slaughtered ancestors, and committed all crimes and sins known to man. After ending his own life, he was reborn and transmigrated to the year he first became a disciple. In the shell of a boy held an old and weary soul. After coming back to life, truth after truths that had been hidden below the surface in the previous life floated to the top and broke through the waters one after the other. Of all the revelations, the one that stunned him the most was that the Shizun he had hated to the bone in his previous life had always been protecting him from the shadows… The heart of man can change; even demons and monsters can become compassionate and do good. Only, he had sinned deeply. Can the blood on his hands ever be cleansed? Novel written by *Meatbun doesn't eat meat* Note: I neither own the story nor translation.

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What are the most memorable funny dumb dog stories?
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2024-11-22 08:57
One memorable story is about a dog that tried to bury a bone in the hardwood floor. It scratched at the floor for ages as if it could dig a hole right there. It was hilarious to watch its determination.
Can you share some funny dumb dog stories?
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2024-11-22 09:04
A dog I knew would always run to the door when the doorbell rang on TV. It didn't understand that the sound was coming from the TV and not the actual front door. It was such a dumb yet adorable behavior.
Can you share a funny dumb dog story?
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2024-12-15 04:52
Sure. There was a dog that saw its own reflection in a puddle for the first time. It thought it was another dog and started barking furiously at it. Then it tried to run around the puddle to get at this 'other dog', slipped and fell right into the puddle. It came out all muddy and just sat there looking confused.
What are some elements that make a funny dumb dog story?
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2024-12-13 01:07
One element is the dog's misunderstanding of simple things. For example, if a dog tries to dig through a glass door thinking it can go outside like through a normal door. Another is when the dog overreacts to something harmless. Like barking at a leaf blowing in the wind as if it's a big threat. Also, when the dog does things that are completely illogical, such as trying to climb a wall instead of using the stairs next to it.
Tell me some dumb funny stories.
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2024-12-10 18:13
Here is one. A guy went to the doctor and said, 'Doctor, I think I'm a dog.' The doctor was really confused and asked, 'How long have you felt this way?' The guy replied, 'Ever since I was a puppy!'
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