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Asked you to write a book, not to confess your criminal record!
Author: Cabbage Cabbage Cabbage
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Lin Chuan, a struggling writer, finally got his golden finger—the Career Life Experience System. Randomly experiencing a profession, after the experience is over, novels will be generated based on Lin Chuan's experiences. But Lin Chuan found that the professions he experienced were all too sketchy! Swindler, Assassin, Hacker, Touch Gold Captain... Corresponding novels were born: “Swindler,” “Hacker Kingdom,” “Touch Gold Notes,” and others came into existence. Before he knew it, his works became popular. Selected reader comments: “This book describes things too realistically, this is definitely an autobiography!” “With you confessing and me confessing, Mr. Lin will end up in prison sooner or later.” “Author Lin Chuan (×), Suspect Mr. Lin (√)” Unexpectedly, the reader's prophecy has come true! The police showed up, “We suspect you're involved in serious illegal and criminal activities!” Lin Chuan, “Huh?” The police, “The crimes in your novels, they're your actual deeds, right?” Lin Chuan's vision went dark. Done for, I've written myself into the station, but I'm really not a criminal suspect!!!!!!
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The Luckiest Dumb Doctor

[An explosive and thrilling story, highly recommended by the Chief Editor himself. A must-read divine book, you'll regret not reading this.] In the eyes of others, he might have seemed like a worthless fool, but he was revered as the master of appraisal, the miraculous healer, the charming sorcerer, the lord of the Dragon Palace, the invincible war god... With a hand that wielded golden needles against death itself, and another that brandished a longsword, compelling nations to submit, he possessed unparalleled prowess. His divine gaze surveyed the heavens and the earth, while his demonic sight pierced through the veils of yin and yang. He was unmatched in all the world!

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Liu Shimei, who died suddenly in an experimental lab in the previous lifetime, was forced to get engaged to the second prince. Her fiance was mentally handicapped, obedient yet clingy, and gentle yet fierce at the same time. He wanted her care and affection every single day! When her stepmother and stepsister plotted against her, he punished them! When her father didn't show her affection, he criticized him! Although she was a retired doctor and a teacher to many, none of her concoctions worked on her fiance! One day, she caught her fiance pouring her concoction into the drain. Only then did it hit her. "You were acting all along!" She exclaimed. How far had he taken advantage of her by using his Oscar-winning acting skills? Now that she'd seen through his act, the smile on his handsome face froze. "Honey, let me explain!"

Tang Wei'en · History

Criminal X : Epitome Of Evil

Pablo Castillo was the worst, the evilest, the biggest criminal in the whole world. He was the ominous figure known as Criminal X. It’s a name that sends shivers down the spines of those who utter it. His past, a mysterious enigma, shrouded in darkness, only adds to the legend of the world’s most notorious criminal. However, Pablo’s reign of heinous crimes comes to an abrupt end when a specially trained military force, an elite group made especially to capture Pablo, finally apprehended him. The capture of Criminal X sent shockwaves around nations, for this man had defied all laws and moral boundaries. The world watched as he was brought to the highest court to face the consequences of a lifetime of malevolence. The International Court of Justice, in a bid to administer justice that matches the magnitude of his crimes, bestowed upon him the most excruciating execution ever conceived. The world erupted in celebration as news of his demise spread like wildfire. An international holiday was declared, a day of liberation from the tyranny of Pablo Castillo. The day was named with triumphant fervor. They all called it—World Independence Day. Pablo Castillo was a man so evil that even the kindest of Gods couldn’t find pity for him. But… Some Gods needed that man. That too, Desperately. ——— ——— ——— Support Me - ko-fi.com/khyaal Join My Discord For Reference Arts and much more - https://discord.gg/zmUcswM2N5

KhyaaL · Fantasy

Te pedi para escrever um livro, não para confessar seu registro criminal!

Lin Chuan, um escritor em dificuldades, finalmente conseguiu seu dedo dourado—o Sistema de Experiência de Vida Profissional. Experimentando aleatoriamente uma profissão, após o término da experiência, romances são gerados com base nas experiências de Lin Chuan. Mas Lin Chuan descobriu que as profissões que ele experimentou eram todas muito suspeitas! Trapaceiro, Assassino, Hacker, Capitão de Toque Dourado... Romances correspondentes nasceram: "Trapaceiro", "Reino dos Hackers", "Notas de Toque Dourado" e outros surgiram. Antes que ele percebesse, suas obras se tornaram populares. Comentários selecionados dos leitores: "Este livro descreve as coisas de forma muito realista, isto é definitivamente uma autobiografia!" "Com você confessando e eu confessando, o Sr. Lin acabará na prisão mais cedo ou mais tarde." "Autor Lin Chuan (×), Suspeito Sr. Lin (√)" Inesperadamente, a profecia do leitor se tornou realidade! A polícia apareceu, "Suspeitamos que você esteja envolvido em atividades ilegais e criminosas graves!" Lin Chuan, "Hã?" A polícia, "Os crimes em seus romances, são seus atos reais, certo?" A visão de Lin Chuan escureceu. Acabou, eu me escrevi para a delegacia, mas realmente não sou um suspeito criminoso!!!!!!

Cabbage Cabbage Cabbage · Urban
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Tell me some dumb criminal stories.
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2024-12-02 17:41
A man once tried to break into a house at night. He climbed onto the roof and tried to get in through the chimney. But he got stuck in the chimney. The homeowners heard the noise and called the police. He was just sitting there helplessly when the police arrived. It was a really stupid attempt at burglary.
Share some best dumb criminal stories.
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2024-11-07 13:18
A burglar broke into a house. He was so hungry that he stopped to make himself a sandwich in the kitchen. While he was eating, the homeowners came back. He was so startled that he didn't even try to run but just sat there with the sandwich in his hand waiting to be arrested.
What are the funniest dumb criminal stories you know?
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2024-12-03 01:31
A robber tried to hold up a store with a toy gun. He waved it around and threatened the cashier. However, the cashier recognized it as a toy because it had bright orange tip which is a common sign for toy guns. The cashier simply laughed at him and called the police. The robber was so dumb that he didn't even check if his 'weapon' looked real enough.
Can you tell me a really funny best dumb criminal story?
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2024-11-07 15:47
Sure. There was a thief who stole a car. He drove it around for a while and then ran out of gas. So he called the police to help him, thinking they were some kind of roadside assistance. When the police arrived, they recognized the stolen car and arrested him on the spot.
What are the characteristics of a big dumb cartoon criminal?
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2025-05-20 07:19
A big dumb cartoon criminal is often shown as physically large but not too smart. They might make obvious mistakes and be easily outwitted.
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