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The Mafias Dirty Little Slut(18+)
Author: Babyauthor
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HIGHLY RATED(18+) Author's warnings: THIS BOOK MAY CONTAIN HIGHLY SEXUAL CONTENT, ABUSE, ILLEGAL ACTIONS AND DEATH. IF YOU CANT WITHSTAND ANY OF THIS MENTIONED ABOVE, KINDLY PASS BECAUSE IT'S NOT FOR THE WEAK. -------- "There are rules binding this contract, Isabella", Leonardo said to me while staring deeply into my eyes . A shivered ran through my whole body when I heard his cold deep voice. I stared back into his sexy green eyes before I spoke confidentially,"And what's that?". I asked. "Rule number one, you don't touch my body whenever I'm being intimate with you". Say's Leonardo. "Rule number two". I turned to look at Matteo who was laying back on his elbow on the bed with no shirt on and I could tell that he was looking totally hot in that position. I gulped in the lump in my throat when my eyes descended on his well detailed abs. "We can do whatever we want with you and you have no right to object". I felt seriously nervous with the way their eyes were scrutinizing my whole body and it took me enough confident to turn to look at Leonardo. "Is that all?". I asked and then, he brought out a pen and offered it to me. "Sign the contract and be ours". Leonardo said to me but that wasn't what just I wanted, I wanted to be more than a SLUT to them. Meet the Domenico brother's, who kills people for a living. A mafia and the world's greatest nightmare. What happens when a contract of submission is offered to the innocent Miss Isabella Laurenza? Would their relationship turns out to be lust or bloody??? Find out, rated 18+
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What are some funny stories that are not dirty?
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2024-11-10 05:16
A story about a man who put his glasses on top of his head and then spent half an hour looking for them. His forgetfulness was quite comical. He searched everywhere from the kitchen to the living room until someone pointed out that his glasses were on his head all along. It's these simple, innocent mistakes that make for great funny stories.
Tell some funny dirty stories.
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2024-11-10 02:33
Sharing dirty stories is inappropriate. Let's focus on positive and clean humorous stories. For example, there was a clumsy magician who tried to make a rabbit disappear but instead made his own hat disappear. It was really funny.
Are there any funny short stories that are not dirty?
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2024-10-26 22:01
Sure. There is a story about a clumsy magician. He was performing a magic trick to make a rabbit disappear, but instead, he made his own hat disappear and the rabbit ended up sitting on his head. Everyone in the audience burst into laughter.
Are there any funny stories in the 'dirty funny guys' book?
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2024-11-19 07:23
I'm not sure which specific 'dirty funny guys' book you are referring to. But generally, if it's a book with such a title, it might contain some humorous stories. However, the term 'dirty' could imply inappropriate or vulgar content, so it's hard to say for sure without more information.
Are there any funny clean alternatives to funny dirty jokes stories?
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2024-12-09 14:28
Yes, there are plenty. For example, there's the story of the absent - minded professor. He was so forgetful that one day he wore his slippers to the university and didn't realize it until he saw all the students staring at his feet. He then gave a big laugh and said, 'Well, at least my feet are comfortable!'
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