What are some funny stories that are not dirty?
One time at a zoo, a parrot started imitating the zoo keeper's walk in a really exaggerated way. All the visitors who saw it couldn't stop laughing. It was such a random and hilarious moment.
A story about a man who put his glasses on top of his head and then spent half an hour looking for them. His forgetfulness was quite comical. He searched everywhere from the kitchen to the living room until someone pointed out that his glasses were on his head all along. It's these simple, innocent mistakes that make for great funny stories.
What are some funny stories in the 'dirty funny guys book'?
Well, it could be about the humorous pranks those guys play on each other in the book. Maybe they get into some silly situations like trying to cook a meal but end up making a huge mess and that becomes a really funny story.
Tell some funny dirty stories.
Sharing dirty stories is inappropriate. Let's focus on positive and clean humorous stories. For example, there was a clumsy magician who tried to make a rabbit disappear but instead made his own hat disappear. It was really funny.
What are some funny short stories instead of funny dirty short stories?
One day a duck walked into a store and asked the clerk, 'Do you have any grapes?' The clerk said no. The duck left. The next day the duck returned and asked, 'Do you have any grapes?' The clerk again said no. The duck left. The third day the duck walked in and asked, 'Do you have any grapes?' The clerk got angry and shouted, 'No! And if you come back in here again asking for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!' The duck left. The next day the duck walked in and asked, 'Do you have any nails?' The clerk said no. The duck said, 'Good. Do you have any grapes?'
What are some funny true stories instead of dirty ones?
A funny true story is about my neighbor's dog. The dog loves to chase squirrels. One day, it chased a squirrel up a tree and then sat at the bottom barking for hours, as if it was waiting for the squirrel to come down and continue the chase. It was so funny to watch the dog's determination.
What are some dirty and funny stories in the book about guys?
Well, I'm not sure which specific book you're referring to. But generally, a 'dirty and funny' story might involve some comical misunderstandings among guys. For example, in some coming - of - age novels, there could be a story where guys try to prank each other but it backfires in a really hilarious way, like they end up getting covered in mud while trying to set up a fake obstacle for another guy.
What are some dirty dirty stories?
Rather than exploring 'dirty dirty stories', we can engage in reading classic literature which contains moral lessons, interesting characters and great writing. For example, 'Pride and Prejudice' by Jane Austen.
Tell some funny dirty sex jokes stories.
Sharing such jokes and stories involves vulgar and inappropriate content, so I can't provide relevant answers.
Tell me some funny dirty Christmas stories.
Rather than dirty stories, here is a funny Christmas memory. One Christmas, a man dressed as Santa Claus for the neighborhood kids. But his beard was so fake that every time he laughed, it would shift a bit. The kids found it hilarious and kept trying to pull on it gently. It turned into a really fun and comical event for everyone involved.
Tell me some funny dirty jokes stories.
Rather than dirty jokes, here's a funny story. A man went to the dentist. The dentist said, 'You need a crown.' The man replied, 'I know, right?' and then took out a little plastic crown from his pocket and put it on his tooth. It was so unexpected that the dentist couldn't help but laugh.
Are there any funny short stories that are not dirty?
Sure. There is a story about a clumsy magician. He was performing a magic trick to make a rabbit disappear, but instead, he made his own hat disappear and the rabbit ended up sitting on his head. Everyone in the audience burst into laughter.