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The Mafias Dirty Little Slut(18+)
Author: Babyauthor
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HIGHLY RATED(18+) Author's warnings: THIS BOOK MAY CONTAIN HIGHLY SEXUAL CONTENT, ABUSE, ILLEGAL ACTIONS AND DEATH. IF YOU CANT WITHSTAND ANY OF THIS MENTIONED ABOVE, KINDLY PASS BECAUSE IT'S NOT FOR THE WEAK. -------- "There are rules binding this contract, Isabella", Leonardo said to me while staring deeply into my eyes . A shivered ran through my whole body when I heard his cold deep voice. I stared back into his sexy green eyes before I spoke confidentially,"And what's that?". I asked. "Rule number one, you don't touch my body whenever I'm being intimate with you". Say's Leonardo. "Rule number two". I turned to look at Matteo who was laying back on his elbow on the bed with no shirt on and I could tell that he was looking totally hot in that position. I gulped in the lump in my throat when my eyes descended on his well detailed abs. "We can do whatever we want with you and you have no right to object". I felt seriously nervous with the way their eyes were scrutinizing my whole body and it took me enough confident to turn to look at Leonardo. "Is that all?". I asked and then, he brought out a pen and offered it to me. "Sign the contract and be ours". Leonardo said to me but that wasn't what just I wanted, I wanted to be more than a SLUT to them. Meet the Domenico brother's, who kills people for a living. A mafia and the world's greatest nightmare. What happens when a contract of submission is offered to the innocent Miss Isabella Laurenza? Would their relationship turns out to be lust or bloody??? Find out, rated 18+

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Are there any funny clean alternatives to funny dirty jokes stories?
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2024-12-09 14:28
Yes, there are plenty. For example, there's the story of the absent - minded professor. He was so forgetful that one day he wore his slippers to the university and didn't realize it until he saw all the students staring at his feet. He then gave a big laugh and said, 'Well, at least my feet are comfortable!'
Tell some funny dirty jokes short stories.
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2024-12-13 16:11
Jokes with dirty content are inappropriate, so I can't provide them. But I can tell you a funny clean short story. There was a little boy who went to the zoo. He saw a penguin and asked his father, 'Dad, what are those things under the penguin?' His father replied, 'Those are its feet.' The little boy was confused and said, 'But they look like flippers to me!'
Tell some funny dirty sex jokes stories.
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2024-11-28 18:58
Sharing such jokes and stories involves vulgar and inappropriate content, so I can't provide relevant answers.
Tell me some funny dirty jokes stories.
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2024-11-10 00:09
Rather than dirty jokes, here's a funny story. A man went to the dentist. The dentist said, 'You need a crown.' The man replied, 'I know, right?' and then took out a little plastic crown from his pocket and put it on his tooth. It was so unexpected that the dentist couldn't help but laugh.
Tell me some funny Dirty Christmas Jokes stories.
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2024-10-25 01:20
A story is that a family was decorating their Christmas tree. The kids were making up jokes. One said 'What does Santa do when he gets angry? He gives coal - powered presents!'. It was a play on the naughty - nice list and coal for bad kids in a really funny way.
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