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The Mafias Dirty Little Slut(18+)
Author: Babyauthor
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HIGHLY RATED(18+) Author's warnings: THIS BOOK MAY CONTAIN HIGHLY SEXUAL CONTENT, ABUSE, ILLEGAL ACTIONS AND DEATH. IF YOU CANT WITHSTAND ANY OF THIS MENTIONED ABOVE, KINDLY PASS BECAUSE IT'S NOT FOR THE WEAK. -------- "There are rules binding this contract, Isabella", Leonardo said to me while staring deeply into my eyes . A shivered ran through my whole body when I heard his cold deep voice. I stared back into his sexy green eyes before I spoke confidentially,"And what's that?". I asked. "Rule number one, you don't touch my body whenever I'm being intimate with you". Say's Leonardo. "Rule number two". I turned to look at Matteo who was laying back on his elbow on the bed with no shirt on and I could tell that he was looking totally hot in that position. I gulped in the lump in my throat when my eyes descended on his well detailed abs. "We can do whatever we want with you and you have no right to object". I felt seriously nervous with the way their eyes were scrutinizing my whole body and it took me enough confident to turn to look at Leonardo. "Is that all?". I asked and then, he brought out a pen and offered it to me. "Sign the contract and be ours". Leonardo said to me but that wasn't what just I wanted, I wanted to be more than a SLUT to them. Meet the Domenico brother's, who kills people for a living. A mafia and the world's greatest nightmare. What happens when a contract of submission is offered to the innocent Miss Isabella Laurenza? Would their relationship turns out to be lust or bloody??? Find out, rated 18+
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Share some dirty funny Christmas stories.
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2024-12-05 10:08
At a Christmas party, someone mistook the dog's treat box for the box of cookies for guests. When they took a big bite, they made the funniest face. Everyone was in stitches, and it became a story that was told every Christmas at that house.
Tell me some funny dirty Christmas stories.
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2024-11-13 14:35
Rather than dirty stories, here is a funny Christmas memory. One Christmas, a man dressed as Santa Claus for the neighborhood kids. But his beard was so fake that every time he laughed, it would shift a bit. The kids found it hilarious and kept trying to pull on it gently. It turned into a really fun and comical event for everyone involved.
Can you share some funny dirty Christmas stories?
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2024-11-15 21:23
Sharing 'dirty' stories is not appropriate. However, I can share some funny clean Christmas stories. For example, there was a family who decided to make a gingerbread house. But when they were building it, their dog thought it was a real house and kept trying to get in, knocking over the walls with his tail. It was a hilarious mess.
Tell me some funny Dirty Christmas Jokes stories.
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2024-10-24 17:20
A story is that a family was decorating their Christmas tree. The kids were making up jokes. One said 'What does Santa do when he gets angry? He gives coal - powered presents!'. It was a play on the naughty - nice list and coal for bad kids in a really funny way.
What are some funny and dirty Christmas cartoons?
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2025-04-21 13:07
There are some adult-oriented Christmas cartoons that might fit the bill, like ones with raunchy humor and irreverent takes on the holiday.
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