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Bl fan stories deliver all you can ever want in a gay novel. From werewolf fantasy to dragons, vampires, elves, demons, and humans. So, what are you waiting for? Let's go on a ride! These are shorts on most of my lead characters and our amazing side characters chosen by their fans. Put on your shoes, and let's go for a hike! Contains erotic chapters. Exclusively 18+

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2024-12-10 21:47
Once, a little girl asked the mall Santa for a pony. When Santa said it might be a bit difficult, she then pulled out a long list of very specific pony requirements, like it had to be pink with a purple mane. Santa was so flabbergasted he just laughed.
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2024-11-06 11:20
I have a great Secret Santa story. In my office, there was a Secret Santa event. One person got their boss as the recipient. They knew the boss was really into golf. So they got a custom - made golf ball with the boss's face printed on it. When the boss opened it, he was so surprised and amused at the same time. He actually took it to the golf course later. Another story is about a family Secret Santa. A young boy got his grandma. He gave her a book of old - fashioned jokes. Grandma spent the whole evening reading the jokes out loud and everyone was in stitches. Also, at a school Secret Santa, a student got their teacher. They gave the teacher a pair of socks with little apples on them (as a nod to the teacher - student relationship). The teacher thought it was really cute and funny.
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2024-11-06 09:25
One funny Santa story is about a Santa who got his beard caught in a reindeer's antlers right before taking off on Christmas Eve. There was a lot of chaos as the reindeer tried to run and Santa was stuck. Another is when Santa accidentally dropped all the presents in one chimney and had to climb down to sort them out. The family was so surprised to see Santa in their living room, but he just laughed it off and continued his deliveries.
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2024-12-08 11:47
A memorable one was when a toddler saw the mall Santa and got so excited that he ran towards Santa but tripped on his own feet and landed right at Santa's feet. Santa picked him up and said it was a special flying entrance. The toddler just giggled.
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2024-12-05 00:57
There was a Santa helper who had a really bad sense of direction. While delivering presents in a small village, he got lost and ended up at the wrong chimney. The family there was very confused when he started dropping presents down their chimney. By the time he realized his mistake, he had to quickly scramble to the right house before Santa noticed.
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