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Secret Killer
Author: NoWoRRyMaN
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[Best psychological, thriller, and superpowers novel on this platform!] [Mature Content!] [Contains psychological romance. Crazy Love interests!] --- When Leon was eight years old, he lost his parents and younger brother in a terrorist attack. Fortunately, he and his older sister survived. Their custody was given to their uncle, who was the only available relative. However, their uncle was a thug, and he would often chain Leon and his sister and beat them mercilessly. That continued for ten long years. One night, when his uncle was beating him up, there was an announcement on the television. [Today's date- 12th September 20XX. Time- 18:18. Due to the increasing population and advanced technology, thousands of homeless, uneducated, unemployed, and criminals roaming in the country are a useless burden to the world. So the government has come to a solution that on every 13th of the month, from 12 AM to 6 AM, all the crimes, including murders, would be legal.] After hearing that announcement, something awakened inside Leon. One month later, he live-streamed the murder of a bigshot and became the world-famous— Secret Killer. Note- This is a psychological genre novel, so expect the unexpected. If you have a weak heart and you can't digest dark stories, then this novel is not for you. ==== Warning: MC is (experimented) superhuman. He is Evil and an egoist, with little to no emotions for anyone other than his sister. Disclaimer- The book cover is not mine.

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Share some funny Secret Santa stories.
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2024-11-06 11:20
I have a great Secret Santa story. In my office, there was a Secret Santa event. One person got their boss as the recipient. They knew the boss was really into golf. So they got a custom - made golf ball with the boss's face printed on it. When the boss opened it, he was so surprised and amused at the same time. He actually took it to the golf course later. Another story is about a family Secret Santa. A young boy got his grandma. He gave her a book of old - fashioned jokes. Grandma spent the whole evening reading the jokes out loud and everyone was in stitches. Also, at a school Secret Santa, a student got their teacher. They gave the teacher a pair of socks with little apples on them (as a nod to the teacher - student relationship). The teacher thought it was really cute and funny.
What are some elements that make Secret Santa stories funny?
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2024-12-12 06:54
The element of surprise often makes Secret Santa stories funny. For example, when someone gets a gift that is completely unexpected, like a huge inflatable dinosaur when they least expect it. It catches them off guard and makes for a hilarious moment.
Best Secret Santa Stories
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2024-11-18 09:35
In my family's Secret Santa, my cousin was the Secret Santa for my grandma. My cousin knew that grandma always talked about her childhood memories of baking with her mother. So, my cousin put together a beautiful baking basket filled with old - fashioned baking tools, a recipe book of family - favorite desserts, and some high - quality baking ingredients. Grandma was so touched when she received it. She said it made her feel young again and she couldn't wait to start baking. This shows how Secret Santa can bring back wonderful memories.
Is Secret Santa based on real stories?
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2024-10-01 08:28
Not really. Secret Santa is usually more of a fictional or traditional practice rather than based on actual events.
Can you recall some of the most hilarious funny Secret Santa stories?
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2024-11-06 11:18
Sure. One of the funniest was when a Secret Santa gave a person a singing fish plaque. You know, the kind that moves its mouth and sings when you press a button. The recipient was completely bewildered but couldn't stop laughing. Another was a Secret Santa who gave a box of mismatched socks, each with a different crazy pattern like unicorns and tacos. And once, someone got a set of inflatable sumo wrestler suits as a Secret Santa gift. They ended up having a sumo wrestling match right in the living room.
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