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Mistaking My Sister-In-Law for My Wife After Getting Drunk!
Author: Three Steel Demonic King
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On the night of his marriage proposal, Xu Yang was dumped by his ex-girlfriend. Feeling heavy-hearted, he went to a bar to drown his sorrows. He didn't remember much about what happened that night, but he woke up with a stunning beauty lying next to him. At first glance, she looked somewhat familiar. Wasn't she his ex-girlfriend's sister? And it seemed like she was about to wake up! What should he do? He's anxiously waiting...

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Flowers Drunk Fill the Hall

In the beginning, he said, "A lowly commoner from Jiangning County? What a disgraceful status, I won't marry her!" After meeting her, he clicked his tongue, "So frail and delicate, she can't stand a blow, too weak, I refuse!" When she approached him alone, carrying the marriage book, he stood leaning on the door, grinning insolently, "Are you here to make me marry you? But this young master doesn’t want to marry young!" Upon learning she was there to annul their marriage, his face turned dark as a thunderstorm, emanating a murderous aura, "Who gave you the guts to revoke the marriage with this young master?" ... Su Rong felt, Duanhua Princess must be blind, this man was so pampered and spoiled, how was he worth dying or living for? If she had known earlier, she would have thrown the divorce letter at his face the first time she saw him. ————————————— The tender signs of spring on the delicate Hibiscus pillow, amidst the drunken flowers filling the room, unnoticed. — Su Rong. A gallant young man in fine clothes and on a steed, a single glance causes a lifetime of confusion. — Zhou Gu Your wish is my wish. I wish to have known you earlier, protect you among the aromatic chambers strewn with brocades. Tear through the illusions, cut down the thorns, with hands unstained by blood, just as pure as you were when we first met, the young and soft little girl. Your wish is my wish. I wish I had known you sooner when you were like a refreshing breeze near the moon. I dared not approach for fear of disturbing the phoenix and mandarin ducks. Praying to be the moon in the sky to cast a reflection on you, accompany you while you watch the flowers bloom in the spring and gaze at the snow in winter, each and every year at Chang'an.

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Tell me a funny drunk guy story.
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2024-12-11 08:58
Once there was a drunk guy at a bar. He thought the pool table was a giant bed. He took off his shoes and climbed onto it, trying to get 'comfortable'. When the bartender told him to get off, he started arguing that it was his new bedroom. Everyone in the bar was laughing so hard.
Tell me a funny drunk guy story.
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2024-12-11 07:07
There was this drunk man who tried to unlock his neighbor's car thinking it was his own. He struggled with the key for ages until the neighbor came out and asked what he was doing. The drunk guy just slurred 'It's my car, I swear!'. It was really hilarious.
Can you share another funny drunk guy story?
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2024-12-11 23:46
Well, I know of a drunk man who went to a fast - food joint. He mistook the ketchup dispenser for a microphone. He started singing into it at the top of his lungs, with ketchup squirting all over his face. The people in the restaurant were in stitches. He was so drunk that he didn't even realize what was happening until the staff gently led him away to clean up.
What are the characteristics of a funny drunk guy cartoon?
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2025-08-10 03:56
A funny drunk guy cartoon usually features a guy who's behaving in a very uncoordinated manner. Maybe he's trying to do simple tasks but failing spectacularly. Also, the background music or sound effects could add to the comedy.
What are some funny things a drunk guy might do in a party?
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2024-12-11 18:26
A drunk guy at a party might try to sing karaoke but completely mess up the lyrics. He could be singing a love song and end up making it into a comical jumble of words.
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